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DrReid Ever present.
06/29/13 5:41 pm

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MrEdwin Mystery
06/29/13 5:41 pm

I'm glad the numbers work.

inge MIA
06/29/13 5:41 pm

Oh wow. So that's all we get

DrReid Ever present.
06/29/13 5:41 pm

I wanted to see which ones did work...

And which ones didn't.

zman117 Ohio
06/29/13 5:42 pm

No eggplant!!!

DrReid Ever present.
06/29/13 5:44 pm

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inge MIA
06/29/13 5:46 pm

Well, coffee is useful. Wtf do we need soccer and baseballs for. Lame

BigKennyShow Welcome to the basement
06/29/13 5:47 pm

At least we still have 2 balls.

DrReid Ever present.
06/29/13 5:49 pm

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Kris Humidity Central
06/29/13 5:40 pm

Some muffins are cooking in the oven and one says "It's really hot in here."

Another muffin screams "Holy shít a talking muffin!"

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Kris Humidity Central
06/29/13 5:37 pm

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.

The bar tender looks and them and exclaims "What is this, some kind of joke?"

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rolltribe Ohio
06/29/13 5:35 pm

Two fish are in a tank, one says "you man the gun, I'll drive!"

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Evseng2
06/29/13 5:37 pm

Took me a while! I like it

inge MIA
06/29/13 5:38 pm

Lol the blonde didn't get it at first. That's cute

MrEdwin Mystery
06/29/13 5:40 pm

Took me a while too...

Jeninerd Hoth, AK
06/29/13 5:34 pm

This isn't funny, but I picked out my wedding dress today! ☺

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MrEdwin Mystery
06/29/13 5:35 pm

What!? Emojis!?!?

inge MIA
06/29/13 5:35 pm

ANd want to like this eight thousand times

zman117 Ohio
06/29/13 5:35 pm

Is it bad that I was paying more attention to the fact that she could use an emoji?

inge MIA
06/29/13 5:35 pm

Holy crap. She did ????

Jeninerd Hoth, AK
06/29/13 5:36 pm

If I can get a good pic I'll post it on my "other" Instagram so my family doesn't see!

MrEdwin Mystery
06/29/13 5:37 pm

Your family doesn't know you're getting married?

Jeninerd Hoth, AK
06/29/13 5:37 pm

Not sure why but a handful work. ☺✌❤

DrReid Ever present.
06/29/13 5:37 pm

How did you post the emoji? ????????????

Jeninerd Hoth, AK
06/29/13 5:37 pm

They know! I just don't want everyone to see my dress!

cheeseontop FactsOverFeelings
06/29/13 5:38 pm

Only some work. ☺✌????⚡⛄

DrReid Ever present.
06/29/13 5:38 pm

That's weird...

MrEdwin Mystery
06/29/13 5:33 pm

I'm not a funny person, sorry I disappointed you.

inge MIA
06/29/13 5:33 pm

Who invited the loser

inge MIA
06/29/13 5:34 pm

You know...not having emoji is making my insults way meaner than they are meant to be

inge MIA
06/29/13 5:40 pm

I love you Ed.

MrEdwin Mystery
06/29/13 6:33 pm

Then marry me, you little liar :P

thetruthurts yes, it does.
06/30/13 7:41 am

That escalated quickly...

Cruz2016 Rum Bum Beach City
06/29/13 5:27 pm

A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it....

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Cruz2016 Rum Bum Beach City
06/29/13 5:28 pm

and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10."

Cruz2016 Rum Bum Beach City
06/29/13 5:29 pm

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was naked."

Evseng2
06/29/13 5:31 pm

-gets bible out-

Hahaha!! That's awesome!!

inge MIA
06/29/13 5:28 pm

Widely inappropriate

Evseng2
06/29/13 5:29 pm

I agree with Inge..

inge MIA
06/29/13 5:29 pm

...I'm not serious

Evseng2
06/29/13 5:32 pm

Oh.. Well I was.
But hey, your poll, your pick me up!

inge MIA
06/29/13 5:33 pm

Who WOULDN'T want to think about kindo penis

EarlyBird Portland
06/29/13 5:34 pm

Long- you're supposed to cheer her up not depress her.

Evseng2
06/29/13 5:37 pm

Inge- my head hurts (actually head????) so I don't wanna think about something nonexistent

inge MIA
06/29/13 5:41 pm

Poor kindo must have balls of steel

DrReid Ever present.
06/29/13 5:26 pm

A man was having an office party, but was running low on punch. so he went to the market. There all the drinks were separated into different lines, coffee, soda, juice... He looked and looked and found milk and water, but had no luck with the punch..

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DrReid Ever present.
06/29/13 5:27 pm

Because there was no punch line!

...

XD

RJ1969 SoCal
06/29/13 5:26 pm

If only you were in San Clemente today.

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Emily33 North Carolina
06/29/13 5:24 pm

This guy I know was trying to get me to go out with his friend. He asked me, "Hey Emily, guess what John's shirt is made out of?"
"What?"
"Boyfriend material!"

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EarlyBird Portland
06/29/13 5:32 pm

Haha... good one!

Evseng2
06/29/13 5:21 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road...???
Huh? Anybody?

HayleyS looking up.
06/29/13 5:23 pm

Why can't a chicken cross the road without anyone questioning his motives??!?!?!?! :P

MrAngerer
06/29/13 5:24 pm

Because he had no clue that all of humanity would question why he crossed to road.

zman117 Ohio
06/29/13 5:24 pm

But what if he did?......

HayleyS looking up.
06/29/13 5:26 pm

Perhaps the chicken *did* know, and he did it because he is in desperate need of attention- he wants all of humanity to constantly bring him up.

Evseng2
06/29/13 5:28 pm

Why is the chicken a "He"?

zman117 Ohio
06/29/13 5:29 pm

Because we are sexist

HayleyS looking up.
06/29/13 5:32 pm

I actually was really conflicted in my first comment on whether to use "his" or "her".

Evseng2
06/29/13 5:39 pm

If the chicken was a women.. Would it even cross the road?

MrAngerer
06/29/13 5:42 pm

Without getting hit by a car? No..

HayleyS looking up.
06/29/13 5:45 pm

She would only cross the road if other girl chickens were there with her.

Jungle in the dog house
06/29/13 5:47 pm

The chicken crossed the road because after intensive market research the Colonel concluded that the franchise would fair better from the traffic patterns on the other side of the intersection.

Cruz2016 Rum Bum Beach City
06/29/13 5:50 pm

Have you seen the movie "The Forth Kind" it wasn't really a chicken at all.... It was an owl that wasn't an owl!!!

rlands
06/29/13 5:19 pm

Kid that lives on my street just came up to me as I was unpacking my car and said "you know, if my bellybutton wasn't locked, all my drinks I drinked would leak out!" Thank goodness his bellybutton was locked!

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inge MIA
06/29/13 5:20 pm

That's adorable. I love kids

cheeseontop FactsOverFeelings
06/29/13 5:17 pm

Haha... You're welcome.

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zman117 Ohio
06/29/13 5:17 pm

I was seriously going to do the same thing dammit!

cheeseontop FactsOverFeelings
06/29/13 5:20 pm

I'm sorry Inge, I don't feel like thinking.

cheeseontop FactsOverFeelings
06/29/13 5:25 pm

I know right? That's all you ever look forward to each day. Cheeseontop making you laugh. I feel so ashamed. I ruined your only joy in life. Jk.

inge MIA
06/29/13 5:26 pm

You say jk but I'm completely serious

cheeseontop FactsOverFeelings
06/29/13 5:29 pm

Aww I'm sorry. Hope you feel better Inge. Laughing's the best medicine right?

inge MIA
06/29/13 5:17 pm

Yeah, it's not a question. I don't give a eff

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cheeseontop FactsOverFeelings
06/29/13 5:23 pm

That's against the rules. I'm gonna tell tony. Na na na na na na!!!!!!

inge MIA
06/29/13 5:24 pm

Tony is the only person who loves me here :P

cheeseontop FactsOverFeelings
06/29/13 5:26 pm

Oh, so Tony's playing favorites. I see how it is.