rpanuli Tahoe
06/30/13 12:30 am
My dog saw a squirrel running across the fence and bolted for it, but since he was looking up, he didn't see the three foot deep hole I dug for a tree. He fell in and was completely dumbfounded. Lol
love4life wonderland
06/29/13 9:21 pm
A kid asks his mom, why is my cousin named rose? Because her mom likes roses. Why is my friend named daisy? Because her mom likes daisies. Well why am I named dicky? ......
ncbuc Get Over It
06/29/13 9:14 pm
As told by a 9 year old....
How do you catch a polar bear?
You cut a hole in the ice and place peas around it. When he goes to take a pea. You kick him in the ice hole.
Ernest Make it so
06/29/13 7:54 pm
A boy, a bird, a cat, and a duck walk into a bar...
The bartender asks "hey, where's the wolf?"
Yeah, I know that was pretty terrible, so I'll just go with this one instead:
Two blond walks into a bar... You think one of them would have seen it...
onendone On a Beach
06/29/13 7:08 pm
Wow. the sick power you wield Inge. It's F inge nuts!.....you summon your minions to 300 plus comments on a Sat night no less. U need a laugh, I need a life apparently as I just got home and thought "I need to make this chick laugh". It's sick!
Kris Humidity Central
06/29/13 7:04 pm
One day, three men were walking through the jungle when they were captured by cannibals. They were taken before the cannibal king who said they shall be executed and then eaten. The king said they could avoid this terrible fate if they could pass the
cheeseontop FactsOverFeelings
06/29/13 7:02 pm
Hillary Clinton dies and goes to heaven. Standing outside the pearly gates she ask ST. Peter what all those clocks were for behind him. He says they are lie clocks everyone has one. He says see this one its Abe Lincoln's, the hand...
cheeseontop FactsOverFeelings
06/29/13 6:58 pm
A bus full of politicians get in a ditch in the country. An old farmer finds the wreck. He is in the process of burying the bodies when a police officer comes. The cop asks what happens. Then the police officer asked if the farmer made sure they...
Kris Humidity Central
06/29/13 6:56 pm
Three men go on an expedition and are captured by natives. The chief says they will be killed and made into canoes.
The first man chooses poison, drinks it and dies.
The second chooses spear, and is stabbed in the eye and died.
The third....
rolltribe Ohio
06/29/13 6:53 pm
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
cheeseontop FactsOverFeelings
06/29/13 6:49 pm
There are a pilot, a Texan, a Mexican, an Italian, and a Brit in a plane. The pilot says " we're having a problem. We need three of you to jump out the plane." The Brit jumps out and says " god save the queen". The Italian jumps out and says...
thelowend imitation is flattery
06/29/13 6:46 pm
an elderly couple goes to the doctors office. the man comes out fine and his wife goes in. she's in for a long time. the doctor then comes out to the man and says "I don't know how to tell you this - but your wife either has Alzheimer's or aids."
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