2040 Presidential Election: It is a tight race and it turns out that you have the deciding vote. The candidates are DoctorWasdarb and Luftwaffe. Whom do you vote for?
Can I be an ambassador and head our armed forces, like Che? I’m really trying not to get stuck with something boring, like Secretary of Agriculture. Put me on firing squad duty if you must.
Wasdarb, hands down. Despite all his Communist rhetoric, he is goodhearted by nature and completely incorruptible by wealth, which would make him an excellent President even against most less extreme candidates.
Better that, than the total anarchy rabbit hole we are now free falling in now, which could precipitate a second Civil War, between Red & Blue States🤨‼️
Isn't that a sorry lack of ambition? If you're the deciding vote, the ONLY deciding vote, you have all the leverage and power at your hands. I'm already haggling with Wasdarb below....
I'm not voting for either a communist or a nazi. I'm choosing whoever will A) Have a better offer for me and B) Who would be easiest to shove the figurative knife in the back when the time comes.
They both know that, too, but in this scenario they're still under my leash anyway.
I don't do exile. You do realize @Luftwaffe is Trump but worse? You'll only win by one vote. He'll contest your election, and he'll rally his people to his side.
If you want the presidency, you give me the CIA and a Secretary of Defense of my choosing.
No way you're getting the CIA. The fact that you won't be locked up in a gulag is already a good bargain. Plus I give you a private island. You have nothing to complain about.
No way you're getting the CIA. The fact that you won't be locked up in a gulag is already a good bargain. Plus I give you a private island. You have nothing to complain about.
You are failing to realize the position you're in here, wasdarb. In this scenario I have the final decision on the election, and thus the arbiter of this nation's future. I'm the one in the position of authority here, not you. Making idle threats will not help your case. Threats you would not be able to act upon until after you've won. You haven't won yet.
It's the CIA or I hand over this country to the Nazi.
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