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pof May 29th, 2018 2:20am

2040 Presidential Election: It is a tight race and it turns out that you have the deciding vote. The candidates are DoctorWasdarb and Luftwaffe. Whom do you vote for?

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gluxford1 Arizona
05/28/18 8:21 pm

Not the commie.

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Domino3 Abolish the ATF
05/28/18 8:12 pm

The one who loves his nation.

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CoffeeNow Powderpuff Leftist
05/28/18 8:32 pm

This is literally what I’d write on the ballot

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Zach21 California
05/28/18 7:51 pm

Why would I want a America-hating communist to run this country?

No offense @DoctorWasdarb

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PhxLibertarian Republic of Dave
05/28/18 11:38 pm

I would vote for a farm animal over Wasdarb.

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FloridaPopulist Nationalist Right
05/28/18 7:23 pm

Sounds like civil war will ensue. But Luftwaffe of course

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PrinceOberyn Vive LEmpereur
05/28/18 8:59 pm

And thus you thrust America into a crisis because no one has enough votes to win the presidency.

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ComradeJames nationalism
05/29/18 6:42 am

Depends. Do I get a Cabinet position, @DoctorWasdarb ? I’d like to be Secretary of Cracker Control.

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xxxceo Nationalist
05/29/18 1:40 am

Hell, I’d vote for Luft over any democrat. Voting for him over a commie is easy.

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PrinceOberyn Vive LEmpereur
05/28/18 8:30 pm

Isn't that a sorry lack of ambition? If you're the deciding vote, the ONLY deciding vote, you have all the leverage and power at your hands. I'm already haggling with Wasdarb below....

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PrinceOberyn Vive LEmpereur
05/28/18 8:21 pm

I don't do exile. You do realize @Luftwaffe is Trump but worse? You'll only win by one vote. He'll contest your election, and he'll rally his people to his side.

If you want the presidency, you give me the CIA and a Secretary of Defense of my choosing.

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gluxford1 Arizona
05/28/18 8:22 pm

Lol! I guess great minds think exactly alike (see above). 😂

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orgblu10 Shamerica
05/28/18 8:27 pm

I would've seen the writing on the wall sometime during the primaries, and relocated to Australia or Canada.

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PrinceOberyn Vive LEmpereur
05/28/18 8:21 pm

Unless @Luftwaffe can give me a better offer....

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phalnx Ohio
05/28/18 11:14 pm

Wasdarb, hands down. Despite all his Communist rhetoric, he is goodhearted by nature and completely incorruptible by wealth, which would make him an excellent President even against most less extreme candidates.

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PrinceOberyn Vive LEmpereur
05/28/18 7:32 pm

It really depends on what they're willing to offer me for it. I lean Wasdarb, but I'm going to need something for my vote.

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PrinceOberyn Vive LEmpereur
05/28/18 8:58 pm

I'm not voting for either a communist or a nazi. I'm choosing whoever will A) Have a better offer for me and B) Who would be easiest to shove the figurative knife in the back when the time comes.

They both know that, too, but in this scenario they're still under my leash anyway.

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DoctorWasdarb Marxist Leninist Maoist
05/28/18 7:49 pm

I don't know. I reject Israel's claim to legitimate statehood. Don't know about @Luftwaffe

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DoctorWasdarb Marxist Leninist Maoist
05/29/18 9:26 am

Sorry, that job is going to a black person. You can have a position elsewhere, if you'd like.

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DoctorWasdarb Marxist Leninist Maoist
05/28/18 7:53 pm

I think? I've summoned him to let us know

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DoctorWasdarb Marxist Leninist Maoist
05/28/18 7:54 pm

I'd be better than all the preceding patriots haha

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Zach21 California
05/28/18 7:55 pm

I don’t think Luftwaffe would be a much better pick though..

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DoctorWasdarb Marxist Leninist Maoist
05/28/18 7:55 pm

How does exile on a small, Pacific island, where you'll remain for the rest of your life, yet never have to work, sound?

Good. Got him out of the way

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ComradeJames nationalism
05/29/18 11:44 am

Can I be an ambassador and head our armed forces, like Che? I’m really trying not to get stuck with something boring, like Secretary of Agriculture. Put me on firing squad duty if you must.

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SHIPPY1944 Tn.
05/29/18 4:31 am

Better that, than the total anarchy rabbit hole we are now free falling in now, which could precipitate a second Civil War, between Red & Blue States🤨‼️

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ovcourse Alzheimer Joe
05/28/18 10:03 pm

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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SHIPPY1944 Tn.
05/28/18 8:57 pm

I would find a honest independent Conservative & not vote for either of them🤨 !

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daverator Connecticut
05/28/18 8:02 pm

There’s only one option that represents true freedom in the voting booth, and that option is pulling the trigger.

ComradeJames nationalism
05/29/18 11:49 am

Make that all of Spanish-speaking South America, and we have a deal, Mr. President.

orgblu10 Shamerica
05/28/18 8:39 pm

I can't vote for a communist or a Nazi sympathizer. If those are the choices, America's already half in the toilet. Trump-Clinton was bad enough.

zimmy Florida
05/28/18 7:35 pm

They both hate Israel! But the question is who hates Israel more?

PrinceOberyn Vive LEmpereur
05/29/18 3:30 pm

You are failing to realize the position you're in here, wasdarb. In this scenario I have the final decision on the election, and thus the arbiter of this nation's future. I'm the one in the position of authority here, not you. Making idle threats will not help your case. Threats you would not be able to act upon until after you've won. You haven't won yet.

It's the CIA or I hand over this country to the Nazi.

zimmy Florida
05/28/18 7:50 pm

I think he views it the same way?

ptellini Homosuperior
05/29/18 5:06 am

Your humor never ceases to make me laugh.

DoctorWasdarb Marxist Leninist Maoist
05/29/18 9:23 am

No way you're getting the CIA. The fact that you won't be locked up in a gulag is already a good bargain. Plus I give you a private island. You have nothing to complain about.

DoctorWasdarb Marxist Leninist Maoist
05/29/18 9:24 am

No way you're getting the CIA. The fact that you won't be locked up in a gulag is already a good bargain. Plus I give you a private island. You have nothing to complain about.

Zach21 California
05/28/18 7:52 pm

Wow that was really bad grammar...