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jlong105 November 17th, 2017 8:52pm

My wife’s upset with me. I have her a compliment on buying her jeans a bit tighter to show off her curves and she told me she’s owned that pair for years. What did I do?

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Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
11/17/17 4:16 pm

Why is she upset? In 2017, the correct answer to “do these pants make my butt look big” is yes.

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Harry3603 Tampa Bay Florida.
11/17/17 8:01 pm

Honesty is the best policy, but not always the best tactic.

jlong105 Indiana
11/18/17 8:48 am

I know right! She just got more upset when I started singing Sir Mix ALot! Some women!!?

Harry3603 Tampa Bay Florida.
11/18/17 9:47 am

I just googled the lyrics. I am not sure if any woman would prefer that particular love song.

chinito Florida
11/17/17 2:03 pm

Try to turn it around. Tell her something like "you look hotter than ever".

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jlong105 Indiana
11/18/17 8:49 am

I tried sir mix a lot.

“ I like big butts and I cannot lie!” That just made it worse😉

Ducttape
11/17/17 1:57 pm

You called her fat.

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jlong105 Indiana
11/17/17 2:02 pm

I did no such thing. I simply indicated that tight jeans looked good on her😉

Jazzy5 USA
11/17/17 2:30 pm

That’s a compliment!

Ducttape
11/17/17 2:58 pm

That’s not how a women thinks. Lol.

Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
11/17/17 4:18 pm

Your understanding of women is outdated. A big booty is what women strive for in the modern day. See my comment above.

Ducttape
11/17/17 4:58 pm

Lol. Big booty yes...fat waist, no.