My wife’s upset with me. I have her a compliment on buying her jeans a bit tighter to show off her curves and she told me she’s owned that pair for years. What did I do?
You called her fat.
I did no such thing. I simply indicated that tight jeans looked good on her😉
Your understanding of women is outdated. A big booty is what women strive for in the modern day. See my comment above.
That’s not how a women thinks. Lol.
Try to turn it around. Tell her something like "you look hotter than ever".
That’s a compliment!
I just googled the lyrics. I am not sure if any woman would prefer that particular love song.
Why is she upset? In 2017, the correct answer to “do these pants make my butt look big” is yes.
Honesty is the best policy, but not always the best tactic.
Lol. Big booty yes...fat waist, no.
I know right! She just got more upset when I started singing Sir Mix ALot! Some women!!?
I tried sir mix a lot.
“ I like big butts and I cannot lie!” That just made it worse😉