Alright, Donald has a very "important" question for his future employees... I mean constituents. Since this app is called "Show of Hands", he wants to know exactly what size hands y'all are showing.
All hands need to slap the shit out of trump.
Small hands are welcome, so he should be fine.
I just wish it actually translated to downstairs lol
It's actually spelled "yuge".
Yuge hands. Great hands. Frankly, THE best hands. Ok? People have said.
I have a lot of friends, and they all say, they tell me, "Mr. Trump, you have such yuge hands!" It's amazing, quite frankly, how so many people have told me. It's fantastic. Believe me.
BRUH. YOU AS BAD AS TIM KAYNE. AND JUST AS FUNNY. AHAHAHAHA XD
Is this truly Mike Pence or an imposter?
It's Pence like @TimKaine is truly Tim Kaine and @JimGilmore is truly Jim Gilmore. That is to say, someone's alternate account.
Of course I'm Mike Pence.
Ask me something only I would know.
If only Pence would know it, I wouldn't know if you have the correct answer.
Just another example of the corrupt media slandering our campaign. Who sent you? CNN?
@TimKaine sent me 😂
I should have known.
He may look innocent, but he's actually the mastermind behind all of this.
He doesn't look innocent! He speaks Spanish. That's a dead giveaway.
I'm pretty sure he's gay too. Either way, he's first on the deportation list.
Granted, I'm drunk, but this is the best shit to happen to SOH in months. 😂
The best thing to happen to SOH in months is the Governor of Indiana asking how large your hands are.
Don't worry, this is a special moment for me too.