Show of HandsShow of Hands

MikePence August 15th, 2016 3:29am

Alright, Donald has a very "important" question for his future employees... I mean constituents. Since this app is called "Show of Hands", he wants to know exactly what size hands y'all are showing.

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Allsports my world
08/15/16 4:23 am

All hands need to slap the shit out of trump.

Liberty 4,032,064
08/15/16 4:11 am

Small hands are welcome, so he should be fine.

08/15/16 4:05 am

I just wish it actually translated to downstairs lol

augustin Oklahoma
08/14/16 9:07 pm

It's actually spelled "yuge".
Yuge hands. Great hands. Frankly, THE best hands. Ok? People have said.

goldz oh this world
08/14/16 9:12 pm

I have a lot of friends, and they all say, they tell me, "Mr. Trump, you have such yuge hands!" It's amazing, quite frankly, how so many people have told me. It's fantastic. Believe me.

gameplayer2014 Constipated Clefable
08/14/16 8:56 pm


auntiesamm Orange County CA
08/14/16 8:53 pm

Is this truly Mike Pence or an imposter?

goldz oh this world
08/14/16 9:02 pm

It's Pence like @TimKaine is truly Tim Kaine and @JimGilmore is truly Jim Gilmore. That is to say, someone's alternate account.

MikePence Dr. Mike
08/14/16 9:07 pm

Of course I'm Mike Pence.

Ask me something only I would know.

goldz oh this world
08/14/16 9:11 pm

If only Pence would know it, I wouldn't know if you have the correct answer.

MikePence Dr. Mike
08/14/16 9:14 pm

Just another example of the corrupt media slandering our campaign. Who sent you? CNN?

goldz oh this world
08/14/16 9:15 pm

@TimKaine sent me 😂

MikePence Dr. Mike
08/14/16 9:41 pm

I should have known.

He may look innocent, but he's actually the mastermind behind all of this.

goldz oh this world
08/14/16 9:43 pm

He doesn't look innocent! He speaks Spanish. That's a dead giveaway.

MikePence Dr. Mike
08/14/16 9:46 pm

I'm pretty sure he's gay too. Either way, he's first on the deportation list.

xxxceo Nationalist
08/15/16 1:16 am

Granted, I'm drunk, but this is the best shit to happen to SOH in months. 😂

MikePence Dr. Mike
08/15/16 7:27 pm

The best thing to happen to SOH in months is the Governor of Indiana asking how large your hands are.

Don't worry, this is a special moment for me too.