Do you refer to the holidays differently than most? Examples being; Spooky Day, Turkey Day, Slave Midget Cancer Deer Day, International Drinking Day, Bunny Day, Blow Stuff Up Day.
Zombie Jesus day. Guess what one that is :P
Not usually, but my mouth isn't hooked directly to my brain
Slave Midget Deer Cancer day?
You know... Christmas.
Rudolph's nose is red because of a cancerous tumor, and the elves are slave midgets force by Santa to work or be terminated.
Why Cancer though?
Ahh, I get it.
Not a unique name for a popular holiday, but my husband and I regularly give each other gifts on Herman Cain's birthday for no particular reason. He also likes to send me flowers on Arbor Day.