Do you refer to the holidays differently than most? Examples being; Spooky Day, Turkey Day, Slave Midget Cancer Deer Day, International Drinking Day, Bunny Day, Blow Stuff Up Day.
Not a unique name for a popular holiday, but my husband and I regularly give each other gifts on Herman Cain's birthday for no particular reason. He also likes to send me flowers on Arbor Day.
Slave Midget Deer Cancer day?
Zombie Jesus day. Guess what one that is :P
You know... Christmas.
Not usually, but my mouth isn't hooked directly to my brain
Rudolph's nose is red because of a cancerous tumor, and the elves are slave midgets force by Santa to work or be terminated.
Why Cancer though?
Ahh, I get it.