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KatG Liberal in Ohio
04/15/16 9:29 pm

If it is, I'll see you in hell!

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voc I am...what I am
04/16/16 5:57 am

We can be neighbors

thomas12266
04/15/16 9:32 am

The Bible in Genesis with the story of Onan does. Onan spilled his seed with his brother's wife, and God struck him dead.

voc I am...what I am
04/16/16 5:57 am

I take that as he had sex with her.

ladyniner81 no hope for humanity
04/15/16 8:35 am

Yes . It will make you go blind. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

*sarcasm*

voc I am...what I am
04/15/16 8:41 am

I'm sorry. I can't read this without my extra strength glasses

ladyniner81 no hope for humanity
04/15/16 10:08 am

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Torfin Never Behind
04/15/16 4:01 am

It is better to cast your seed upon the ground...

voc I am...what I am
04/15/16 4:38 am

I thought you weren't supposed to spill your seed on the ground

arctostaphylos Ankh Morpork, New York
04/14/16 3:39 pm

There is only one thing in the world that is a sin: vanilla extract in tuna salad.

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WorstGooEver Nuke the Hurricanes
04/14/16 11:59 am

If it is, I'm sure Adam brought sin into the world before Eve did.

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Xemanis Lawful Good
04/14/16 6:36 am

Sinning is a manmade concept that I do not subscribe to

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professorwho Madness and Genius
04/14/16 11:23 am

Same. The subscription fee is ridiculous.

allswel Minnesota
04/14/16 3:07 pm

Only in some sects.

dfish at home
04/14/16 1:11 am

Try targeting this poll to different religions and see what you get. My answer: absolutely not

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voc I am...what I am
04/14/16 4:43 am

How do you target different groups?

Xemanis Lawful Good
04/14/16 6:37 am

Say "Christians:" or "Hindu:" before it

PrinceOberyn Tower of Fate
04/13/16 11:59 pm

Fucking no. It's a healthy outlet for sexuality. This type of thinking is archaic. For ducks sake people, stop concerning yourself with other people's genitals if you aren't going to be in contact with them.

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Seneca imbeciles for trump
04/13/16 11:36 pm

I sinned three times today.

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crazyjane New Jersey
04/13/16 10:45 pm

Nope. Its a blessing

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pedwingeorge Benson IL
04/14/16 3:58 am

Yes πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

bethanyq Ess Eff
04/13/16 10:17 pm

No, and I try to avoid the word "sin." It isn't terribly useful as a term or as a concept.

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Wert A picture of my junk
04/13/16 10:13 pm

You'd have to be pretty bad at it for it to be a sin.

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dfish at home
04/14/16 1:12 am

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JHawk3205 MD
04/13/16 10:11 pm

It has far too many health benefits to be sin. And not being religious, I don't care what someone's faith considers sin..

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Sk8BoredR Asian American warrior
04/13/16 9:58 pm

I think it's a part of being human and being a living animal.

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Nik
04/13/16 9:09 pm

Like I said before...
If God didn't want us to do it he wouldn't have put the fun parts within arms reach!

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Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
04/13/16 9:47 pm

God must not have wanted T. Rex's to masturbate.

sydwel
04/13/16 9:58 pm

He did want them to be Adam and Eve's pets though ( upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e6/Creation_Museum_10.png )

Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
04/13/16 10:06 pm

Damn, that's either a very tiny Rex or a very large woman.

voc I am...what I am
04/14/16 4:41 am

Well there were giants back then.

orgblu10 Shamerica
04/13/16 9:07 pm

With or without masturbation, we're all still sinners. I've always heard conflicting arguments, and am tired of the debate. If the stats are correct, at least 90% of us do it, and the other 10% are probably less than honest.

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dfish at home
04/14/16 1:16 am

There's the real answer right there. If sinning/not sinning is something you think about, then realize that we are all sinners.
If you couldn't care less about sin, then no more need be said really

voc I am...what I am
04/14/16 4:40 am

There doesn't seem to be much of a debate.

Brandon2018 Stocks Are Overvalued
04/13/16 8:42 pm

No. If it is, then I am going below hell. XD

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Brandon2018 Stocks Are Overvalued
04/13/16 8:44 pm

Same with 99.999% of the population

political Georgia
04/13/16 8:48 pm

You might go blind man!

Brandon2018 Stocks Are Overvalued
04/13/16 8:50 pm

I will wash my hands before touching my eyes lol

political Georgia
04/13/16 8:59 pm

Just don't fantasize!

Kimbobee the middle of nowhere
04/13/16 9:14 pm

It's not fun if you don't fantasize! πŸ˜‹

orgblu10 Shamerica
04/13/16 9:17 pm

I'd like to know the % who do it without fantasizing. Probably microscopic.

Brandon2018 Stocks Are Overvalued
04/13/16 9:24 pm

I never fantasize about abnormal stuff like incest or rape, It's not possible to do it without thinking about anything

orgblu10 Shamerica
04/13/16 9:28 pm

That's kind of my point. I doubt anyone's doing it thinking about the economy or immigration.

Brandon2018 Stocks Are Overvalued
04/13/16 9:29 pm

Idk why I an sharing this stuff

Brandon2018 Stocks Are Overvalued
04/13/16 9:29 pm

Lol org I think Donald Trump gets off on deporting illegals XD

orgblu10 Shamerica
04/13/16 9:44 pm

Hahaha I'm not even, er, touching that line. You go, Donald!

Praetorianus Fair enough.
04/13/16 8:41 pm

That is all about a misinterpretation of the sin of Onan. It wasn't onanism (masturbation) but coitus interruptus (pulling out).

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bethanyq Ess Eff
04/13/16 10:27 pm

I thought it was derogation of duty. He jerked himself off so he couldn't impregnate his brother's wife because it wouldn't be considered his kid if he did. So the sin was pride and disobedience, or something like that.

But I thought that the "masturbation is sin" thing was more an offshoot of Augustinian thought identifying libido as one of the consequences of The Fall and somehow tied to original sin.

bartman71 USW
04/13/16 8:41 pm

Richard, have you been watching Spanktrovision?

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sydwel
04/13/16 8:34 pm

No. It's perfectly healthy, natural, and harmless.

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sydwel
04/13/16 8:59 pm

Sorry, I forgot, for women it's obviously a sin.
christwire.org/2012/03/real-women-dont-masturbate/

bethanyq Ess Eff
04/13/16 10:31 pm

Oh man that article is amazing. Fantastic satire.

voc I am...what I am
04/14/16 4:38 am

Of course it's a sin for women. That goes without saying.

Rosebud Ohio
04/14/16 7:45 am

 "Inside the uterine pathways are many blind curves and dead ends, and the female self-gratifier needs to master this labyrinth with the agility of a rat seeking its cheese."
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I'm learning so much about myself!

bethanyq Ess Eff
04/14/16 10:48 am

I think it was a particularly clever and subtle choice not to even *mention* the clitoris.

RJ1969 SoCal
04/13/16 8:34 pm

300,000,000 potential children lost their lives today...captured in a tissue and then coldly flushed away.

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voc I am...what I am
04/14/16 4:37 am

Mine usually drown.

MrsCrayonWax
04/16/16 8:09 am

RJ wins the internet today! Best comment!

jvc1133 61535
04/13/16 8:32 pm

No, an art.

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BamaGirl ROLL TIDE from Arizona
04/13/16 8:29 pm

@screename1 & @political - I know you have thoughts on this.

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political Georgia
04/13/16 8:45 pm

In fact I do.

screename1 Washington State
04/13/16 10:50 pm

I think we agree, don't we poli?

dfish at home
04/14/16 1:21 am

Spill it. I'm ready to hear some views that oppose mine

voc I am...what I am
04/14/16 4:37 am

So what are they?

political Georgia
04/14/16 4:49 am

We do, Screen. Lustful thoughts are sinful, but the action of masturbating is not in itself a sin.

voc I am...what I am
04/14/16 8:23 am

What if your lustful thoughts are about your wife? Is that still a sin?

BamaGirl ROLL TIDE from Arizona
04/14/16 11:08 am

No, voc, not if they are about your spouse.

dfish at home
04/14/16 11:58 am

What constitutes a lustful thought

voc I am...what I am
04/14/16 1:55 pm

Are you sure? I haven't seen anywhere that states if it's about your wife you're ok, it just says lust in a general way. Is it open to interpretation?

BamaGirl ROLL TIDE from Arizona
04/13/16 8:28 pm

The act isn't. If there is fantasy involved that might be.

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Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
04/13/16 8:27 pm

If it is, I've sinned twice today 😈

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suppressedID That is my secret Cap
04/13/16 8:34 pm

I'm ready to hear your confession.
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bartman71 USW
04/13/16 8:40 pm

Sinner.