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Mattwall1 November 1st, 2013 3:13am

I dare you to come up with the stupidest (but still remotely plausible) conspiracy theory. Do you accept?

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FIAT2LUX On Planet Earth
11/01/13 1:32 pm

I could probably come up with hoards of conspiracy theories that are plausible and yet still be theories which I do not believe.

FIAT2LUX On Planet Earth
11/01/13 1:31 pm

The shooting in LAX was a communist plot to eradicate all citizens capabilities of owning firearms.

Alph4omega
11/01/13 11:44 am

either that bin Laden is still alive, they didn't have a body to dispose of
or they killed him months in advance and released the info at the right time

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Redacted
11/01/13 6:21 am

Movies test our gullibility, every once in a while the government throws in a true story to see if we believe it.

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FIAT2LUX On Planet Earth
11/01/13 6:01 am

The population at large is mind-controlled by the Senate while given the illusion of individual choice. They in turn are mind-controlled by the UN who are controlled by the Illumnati, who are controlled by little green men from Mars.

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FIAT2LUX On Planet Earth
11/01/13 5:50 am

We are all descendants of accidentally marooned time travelers from the year 4597 AD who got marooned in the year 5697 BC.

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dp32r
11/01/13 5:34 am

Thomas Jefferson formed the Westboro Baptist Chruch, and all of our presidents have been secretly members. The church is planning world denomination.

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rons screw politicians
11/01/13 5:32 am

The grassy knoll shot.

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DavesNotHere where am I
11/01/13 5:15 am

Scientology is the one true religion.

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Liberty 4,032,064
11/01/13 4:47 am

The federal government is working hard with our best interests in mind. Politicians are the smartest and most honorable people in the country that always worry about cares of the people they serve.

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Liberty 4,032,064
11/01/13 5:58 am

Never mind; I missed the "remotely plausible" stipulation.

indigobleu dog taxi
11/01/13 2:56 pm

That was excellent, Liberty!

GotHeem Indiana
11/01/13 3:51 am

We are all born with super intellectual powers, but the government sends us to school to dumb us down so we play how they want us to play.

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NikTesla
11/01/13 12:11 am

Leon Redbone is really Frank Zappa.

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Reneezii Exodus 20. 8 to 11
10/31/13 10:42 pm

That the ACA is just a setup to get everybody's information so they can stalk and control us even more than they already do.

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DeusOrbus Stay Positive
10/31/13 9:43 pm

Also the Catholic Church owns Long John Silver's.

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DeusOrbus Stay Positive
10/31/13 9:40 pm

McDonald's secret sauce is thousand island dressing.

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comppete Las Vegas
10/31/13 9:36 pm

Elvis is still alive and in the Witness Protection Program. He is working at a gas station somewhere in Wyoming.

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bethanyq Ess Eff
10/31/13 9:38 pm

With Tupac?

DeusOrbus Stay Positive
10/31/13 9:39 pm

That's not a theory that's fact he gave me an autograph for only $1,000. I saw him once in Vegas too it was weird.

Mattwall1
11/01/13 10:50 am

As long as were talking about Elvis, I was once at the forum shops at Caesars palace with my parents and we were walking past one of the stores, I think an ice cream shop or something, and 15 Elvis impersonators walked out at the same time.

comppete Las Vegas
11/01/13 1:19 pm

One of them was probably the real one. He likes to hang out with impersonators for camouflage. :-)

DeusOrbus Stay Positive
10/31/13 9:23 pm

The Jews were planning to take over the world through a brutal rampage of killing everyone and everything that wasn't Jewish, Hitler knew this and defended us from them to save us from their "Master Race". Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Mattwall1
10/31/13 9:27 pm

Ok that's a bit too far don't you think?

DeusOrbus Stay Positive
10/31/13 9:32 pm

I thought you dared me to come up with the stupidest conspiracy theory. I think I did quite well. I'm sorry if I offended I didn't mean to.

Mattwall1
10/31/13 9:33 pm

Ok fine

DavesNotHere where am I
11/01/13 5:13 am

Gotta go with him on that Matt. That was the dare.

DavesNotHere where am I
11/01/13 5:14 am

Thing is, it's not that far off from the way the bastards really thought.

Mattwall1
11/01/13 7:20 am

I was just shocked anyone would use the holocaust in this. Deus I'm sorry I got upset. Dave that's partly shocked me.

DeusOrbus Stay Positive
11/01/13 10:15 am

I'm sorry, when I think conspiracy theories I immediately think holocaust... I've been on 4chan too long.

Mattwall1
11/01/13 10:19 am

Deus it's ok, I was just shocked someone actually went with a holocaust one,

bethanyq Ess Eff
10/31/13 9:23 pm

Human beings are the stars of an intergalactic Truman Show.

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Reneezii Exodus 20. 8 to 11
10/31/13 10:37 pm

I've always thought this!

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
11/01/13 3:49 am

I know! Right? Look at the directions of the shadows. Totally unrealistic!

MJSeals J.D.
10/31/13 8:53 pm

The president doesn't actually have any power and elections are all fixed

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doctalk not all who wander r lost
10/31/13 8:46 pm

BirtH Control pills were developed by the Fabian society to sterilize all men, so only the European Royal Elite can reproduce.

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DailyAtheist Religious polls
10/31/13 8:44 pm

My theory is that every theory stated in this comment section are 100% true.

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EnderWiggin So disillusioned...
10/31/13 8:53 pm

What. Is that by divine inspiration?

MisterE Conservistan
10/31/13 8:39 pm

Al Qaeda was created by the CIA to destabilize the Middle East in order to justify continued US intervention.

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bethanyq Ess Eff
10/31/13 9:15 pm

Wait a minute...

EnderWiggin So disillusioned...
10/31/13 8:38 pm

You are MJSeals. But that's not really a theory, is it.....

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Mattwall1
10/31/13 8:42 pm

It's utterly false.

EnderWiggin So disillusioned...
10/31/13 8:45 pm

As if we'd expect you to admit it. I'm not playing into your hands for a minute!!!
Does my tinfoil hat make me look fat?

MJSeals J.D.
10/31/13 8:48 pm

It's utterly false

MJSeals J.D.
10/31/13 8:52 pm

See! I told you I wasn't MJ! Besides I'm not a conservative, no offense MJ

Zod Above Pugetropolis
10/31/13 8:35 pm

That the GOP nominated Romney, and McCain before that to guarantee their guy Obama would be elected to serve GW's third and fourth terms. I know, I went right past remotely plausible to distinctly probable.

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Mattwall1
10/31/13 8:34 pm

Halloween is a corporate plot to make people buy candy

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jakecrs905 Long Island, NY
10/31/13 8:42 pm

Says the left wing extremist.

Mattwall1
10/31/13 8:43 pm

It's just a stupid conspiracy I made up

jakecrs905 Long Island, NY
10/31/13 8:45 pm

I know but that was too much of a slam dunk for me to avoid.

Reneezii Exodus 20. 8 to 11
10/31/13 10:34 pm

This has already been said bunches of times.

Mattwall1
10/31/13 10:36 pm

Really?

Reneezii Exodus 20. 8 to 11
11/01/13 10:47 am

Yes. Same thing with valentines day lol

PartyJustin R.O.C.K. in the R.O.C.
10/31/13 8:34 pm

I can't think of much stupider than the conspiracy theories that already exist.

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Ebola1 Florida
10/31/13 8:27 pm

It's been rumored that Joe Biden has a brain.

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NateE Moderate Republican
10/31/13 8:31 pm

Just buy a shotgun....

NateE Moderate Republican
10/31/13 8:31 pm

You don't need a brain to operate a shotgun...

BeachSt Coastal Virginia
10/31/13 8:32 pm

Yes, he is a brilliant man. Great progressive fighter.

MJSeals J.D.
10/31/13 8:49 pm

Ebola Matt said still plausible

megomez712 Vagabond
10/31/13 8:20 pm

I serious hate conspiracy theorists. No offense

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Mattwall1
10/31/13 8:21 pm

Sorry.

NateE Moderate Republican
10/31/13 8:22 pm

I think you are in fact the conspiracy theorist who comes up with all this stuff and you are saying you hate it so no one knows it's you. What do you think of that conspiracy

megomez712 Vagabond
10/31/13 8:24 pm

It's all good Matt, it's not like I'd dislike ur question just cuz it's not for me. But I like the way u think nate!

NateE Moderate Republican
10/31/13 8:18 pm

Lol this is like my poll. Its not believable, buying still think the idea that ghosts are just government workers testing our government's invisibility powers is the funniest I've ever heard. He was dead serious too

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OKOkie Oklahoma
10/31/13 8:19 pm

That could be true man!! Lol

NateE Moderate Republican
10/31/13 8:20 pm

It explains why my ghost stopped haunting me during the government shutdown....

AngryAngel Oswego, IL
10/31/13 8:18 pm

The Titanic was really sunken by a time traveling Nazi U-Boat. (They come from a timeline where the Nazis won WWII) they were sent from 2004 to kill an ancestor of the present day resistance, to not make the present day resistance leader a martyr.

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AngryAngel Oswego, IL
10/31/13 8:19 pm

They sank the boat because interacting directly with the people on board may have changed the timeline more than they needed to.

NateE Moderate Republican
10/31/13 8:21 pm

Yeah interacting with them could damage it more than ending their lives lol

AngryAngel Oswego, IL
10/31/13 8:24 pm

No they would have boarded and killed the target only, this would have left toothy witnesses, so sinking the ship was their only option.

Goldiemol dry side of WA
10/31/13 8:30 pm

Wow just wow! I have no imagination to make these things up. You win my vote!

AngryAngel Oswego, IL
10/31/13 8:31 pm

And I suddenly realize how easy it is to make up a conspiracy theory that some crazy people might listen to...

osouless Whats Next
10/31/13 8:16 pm

The reason why the government shutdown is because actually all our Congress is made up of computer controlled game pieces and one of them accidentally turned the psycho meter too high on a certain sect so called them the Tea-Party. Tea is for Psychos

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Posco BBQ Enthusiast
10/31/13 8:16 pm

Scotty is actually the White House press secretary. He uses SOH to create job security for himself by influencing the public opinion.

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osouless Whats Next
10/31/13 8:17 pm

It is possibru!

MisterE Conservistan
10/31/13 8:16 pm

FTL travel is possible and it is against intergalactic law to interfere with developing civilizations.

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bethanyq Ess Eff
10/31/13 9:12 pm

That's not a conspiracy theory; that's the Gospel as shared with us by the Great Roddenberry.

Posco BBQ Enthusiast
10/31/13 8:19 pm

I did one a couple months ago, i can't remember seeing any lately.

Mattwall1
10/31/13 8:21 pm

Oh. I forgot to say your poll inspired this. Sorry Shelly

Userperson merry passover
11/01/13 3:34 am

I think i've also done this recently.

citethesource Socialist and Atheist
10/31/13 8:15 pm

Obama..............Zionist............Soros..............climate change...............G20.....................Muslim Brotherhood

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EnderWiggin So disillusioned...
10/31/13 8:43 pm

Benghazi!! Banzai!!! Bonsai!!!!