I dare you to come up with the stupidest (but still remotely plausible) conspiracy theory. Do you accept?
I could probably come up with hoards of conspiracy theories that are plausible and yet still be theories which I do not believe.
The shooting in LAX was a communist plot to eradicate all citizens capabilities of owning firearms.
either that bin Laden is still alive, they didn't have a body to dispose of
or they killed him months in advance and released the info at the right time
Movies test our gullibility, every once in a while the government throws in a true story to see if we believe it.
The population at large is mind-controlled by the Senate while given the illusion of individual choice. They in turn are mind-controlled by the UN who are controlled by the Illumnati, who are controlled by little green men from Mars.
We are all descendants of accidentally marooned time travelers from the year 4597 AD who got marooned in the year 5697 BC.
Thomas Jefferson formed the Westboro Baptist Chruch, and all of our presidents have been secretly members. The church is planning world denomination.
The grassy knoll shot.
Scientology is the one true religion.
The federal government is working hard with our best interests in mind. Politicians are the smartest and most honorable people in the country that always worry about cares of the people they serve.
Never mind; I missed the "remotely plausible" stipulation.
That was excellent, Liberty!
We are all born with super intellectual powers, but the government sends us to school to dumb us down so we play how they want us to play.
Leon Redbone is really Frank Zappa.
That the ACA is just a setup to get everybody's information so they can stalk and control us even more than they already do.
Also the Catholic Church owns Long John Silver's.
McDonald's secret sauce is thousand island dressing.
Elvis is still alive and in the Witness Protection Program. He is working at a gas station somewhere in Wyoming.
That's not a theory that's fact he gave me an autograph for only $1,000. I saw him once in Vegas too it was weird.
As long as were talking about Elvis, I was once at the forum shops at Caesars palace with my parents and we were walking past one of the stores, I think an ice cream shop or something, and 15 Elvis impersonators walked out at the same time.
One of them was probably the real one. He likes to hang out with impersonators for camouflage. :-)
The Jews were planning to take over the world through a brutal rampage of killing everyone and everything that wasn't Jewish, Hitler knew this and defended us from them to save us from their "Master Race". Hitler did nothing wrong.
Ok that's a bit too far don't you think?
I thought you dared me to come up with the stupidest conspiracy theory. I think I did quite well. I'm sorry if I offended I didn't mean to.
Gotta go with him on that Matt. That was the dare.
Thing is, it's not that far off from the way the bastards really thought.
I was just shocked anyone would use the holocaust in this. Deus I'm sorry I got upset. Dave that's partly shocked me.
I'm sorry, when I think conspiracy theories I immediately think holocaust... I've been on 4chan too long.
Deus it's ok, I was just shocked someone actually went with a holocaust one,
Human beings are the stars of an intergalactic Truman Show.
I've always thought this!
Nothing is real
I know! Right? Look at the directions of the shadows. Totally unrealistic!
The president doesn't actually have any power and elections are all fixed
BirtH Control pills were developed by the Fabian society to sterilize all men, so only the European Royal Elite can reproduce.
My theory is that every theory stated in this comment section are 100% true.
What. Is that by divine inspiration?
Al Qaeda was created by the CIA to destabilize the Middle East in order to justify continued US intervention.
Wait a minute...
You are MJSeals. But that's not really a theory, is it.....
It's utterly false.
As if we'd expect you to admit it. I'm not playing into your hands for a minute!!!
Does my tinfoil hat make me look fat?
It's utterly false
See! I told you I wasn't MJ! Besides I'm not a conservative, no offense MJ
That the GOP nominated Romney, and McCain before that to guarantee their guy Obama would be elected to serve GW's third and fourth terms. I know, I went right past remotely plausible to distinctly probable.
Halloween is a corporate plot to make people buy candy
Says the left wing extremist.
It's just a stupid conspiracy I made up
I know but that was too much of a slam dunk for me to avoid.
This has already been said bunches of times.
Yes. Same thing with valentines day lol
I can't think of much stupider than the conspiracy theories that already exist.
It's been rumored that Joe Biden has a brain.
Just buy a shotgun....
You don't need a brain to operate a shotgun...
Yes, he is a brilliant man. Great progressive fighter.
Ebola Matt said still plausible
I serious hate conspiracy theorists. No offense
I think you are in fact the conspiracy theorist who comes up with all this stuff and you are saying you hate it so no one knows it's you. What do you think of that conspiracy
It's all good Matt, it's not like I'd dislike ur question just cuz it's not for me. But I like the way u think nate!
Lol this is like my poll. Its not believable, buying still think the idea that ghosts are just government workers testing our government's invisibility powers is the funniest I've ever heard. He was dead serious too
That could be true man!! Lol
It explains why my ghost stopped haunting me during the government shutdown....
The Titanic was really sunken by a time traveling Nazi U-Boat. (They come from a timeline where the Nazis won WWII) they were sent from 2004 to kill an ancestor of the present day resistance, to not make the present day resistance leader a martyr.
They sank the boat because interacting directly with the people on board may have changed the timeline more than they needed to.
Yeah interacting with them could damage it more than ending their lives lol
No they would have boarded and killed the target only, this would have left toothy witnesses, so sinking the ship was their only option.
Wow just wow! I have no imagination to make these things up. You win my vote!
And I suddenly realize how easy it is to make up a conspiracy theory that some crazy people might listen to...
Thank you Goldiemol!
The reason why the government shutdown is because actually all our Congress is made up of computer controlled game pieces and one of them accidentally turned the psycho meter too high on a certain sect so called them the Tea-Party. Tea is for Psychos
Scotty is actually the White House press secretary. He uses SOH to create job security for himself by influencing the public opinion.
It is possibru!
FTL travel is possible and it is against intergalactic law to interfere with developing civilizations.
That's not a conspiracy theory; that's the Gospel as shared with us by the Great Roddenberry.
Didn't we already do this?
I did one a couple months ago, i can't remember seeing any lately.
Oh. I forgot to say your poll inspired this. Sorry Shelly
That's okay Matt - LOL
I think i've also done this recently.
Obama..............Zionist............Soros..............climate change...............G20.....................Muslim Brotherhood
Benghazi!! Banzai!!! Bonsai!!!!