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MJSeals October 30th, 2013 2:27pm

Today at school the person giving the morning prayer messed up and said "to seek the wounds" instead of "fight and not to heed the wounds." Have you ever heard a speech that someone messed up on?

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Zealizabeth Probably the hospital
10/31/13 1:57 pm

I am chaplain of my senior class and orchestra and while I was praying I accidentally called one of my teachers "daddy" in the prayer. He died laughing. Can you say mortified?

TomLaney1 Jesus is Lord
10/31/13 1:42 am

"If you like your insurance, you can keep your insurance."

dp32r
10/30/13 1:47 pm

My sister was leading the creed at youth group and said the holy church of Islam instead of catholic church... it was really bad.

bringstheeagle Colorado
10/30/13 12:28 pm

Yea, swearing in ceremony for Obama - first term I believe it was Chief Justice what's-his-face screwed up the oath Obama corrected him. Lol.

WillametteKevin Mossopolis
10/30/13 10:54 am

What I recall most are those that
Make up word and even lines when singing the Star Spangled Banner.

GeneralDevin MN
10/30/13 10:38 am

MJ who led the prayer? A teacher? Faculty Person? Or a student?

MJSeals J.D.
10/30/13 11:19 am

Today was a student. I go to a Catholic School

GeneralDevin MN
10/30/13 11:38 am

Oh I was thinking it was a public school. It's illegal for teachers and other workers there to lead students in prayer.

TierasPet
10/30/13 8:35 am

The funniest one I ever heard was a school principal who said he wished the student lots of sex. He meant to say success. Oops.

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tdaddy Kentucky
10/30/13 7:45 am

Messed up a speech? Only on a Firesign Theatre LP.

rlands
10/30/13 7:43 am

I've given speeches that I've messed up on. Fake it till you make it; make them think you know what you're doing and it's all good.

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mikeey1962 on SOH where else
10/30/13 7:32 am

Lots of speeches, lots of mistakes.. The one that comes to mind was a captain, who said we should let crime crime take control, instead of shouldn't..

chickencookie It really is
10/30/13 7:30 am

The man who would be king said we have 57 states and said corpse instead of corps

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Mattwall1
10/30/13 7:28 am

Once in a club at school, someone meant to say we shouldn't just flatten countries, but make friends of them, he said we should flatten countries, and make "unfriends" of them

Mattwall1
10/30/13 7:29 am

I just sat there and responded, "Ernesto, I think scipio Africans wants to talk to you about salting Carthage."