I am currently being held hostage by an almost 1 year old. Will you send help or do I have to wait until I am released?
Their attention span is typically short. Be patient.
Wait it out....and start getting used to being a hostage!
I'm currently held hostage by a 1 year old and a 3 year old. When your help comes, send him my way lol
Can you reach your phone? Call a grandparent, quick!
On second thought, based on your profile pic, don't call the grandparents. That's the face of a manipulator. Any soul you meet is likely to rapidly turn against you upon the application of KidSmile missiles. Damn. Sorry buddy.
It isn't bad. Except he sweats as bad as I do.
SoH does not negotiate with one year olds.
Right now he is sleeping on my chest. I can't move.
Enjoy it :)
You're screwed, dude. Good luck. ;)
Yeah your screwed. :D
I have a 3 year old girl. It only gets worse....
I feel your pain. They are always in charge. You have about 20 years to wait.