My dog best friend!
Some dogs are scary. I've never met a scary diamond.
Dogs are alive and share affection. A diamond is an inanimate object that does nothing but look pretty. Dogs win.
Cause this is fact.
A dog can be there, love on me, and fetch me a drink. That dog dies, is buried, and rots. Thousands of years later, all that is left is black goop. Women take that goop and polish it. So... Dogs