Have you determined through experiment whether your butt is prehensile?
My little devil tail is like an opposable thumb to both cheeks :D
That is one of the funniest questions I've ever read. Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.
Wedgy comes to mind.
I was thinking about getting some shocks installed.
Also, 'grabby grabby' made me laugh so hard I may have peed a little!
I am not even sure what to comment here.......