Show of Hands

It's when someone says something nice about you but caps it with something a bit negative.

"You look so cute in that dress, if only your hips were smaller"
Or something like that

Your new haircut is cute...BUT....

I am a master at these.

I really like your shoes! It's amazing how accurate the designer copies are today!
Boy, your hips look really small in those jeans!
He's a really nice boy. He probably won't amount to much, but they're perfect together.

Your new haircut is so cute! I didn't know that had come back I to style!

You are a master, I want more lol

You really look surprisingly good in this light.
Boy are you lucky. You have no idea how much back pain big boobs cause.
Did you find a new recipe? Dinner tonight was really good!

It's so nice that your level in the company allows you to spend so much time at home.
A twofer: it's so cool that you got the looks, and your brother is so smart.
Wow! In these pictures you can't even tell this is a mobile home!

I'm cracking up!!

My favorite is: it's amazing how far she's come considering her background.

Ok. Done for now. Covered weight, looks, intelligence, success, and style. Not bad eh?

Shazam... Thanks for the laugh!!

That's been my experience, as well.

But.....

lol! Thanks

No but. Fact.

You ain't seen nothin' yet, b-b-b-baby...