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No. But I could tell them all about Jesus Christ!

I cant even remember what i ate last night let alone what i learned in history class

Yes I'm a history nut. But for modern history I can only describe what America is involved in or things that affect us.

I love history, but that's an awful lot.

Yes, for most of the world.

Ummm a bit... I'm not horrible.

I could tell them everything about American history, but I don't know much about world history.

I would make it up telling tall tales that can not be verified.

The world happened, then humankind came along and messed it up... and still somehow we manage to be happy. Mostly. That's the best I can come up with.

"We didn't start the fire... It was always burning, since the world's been turning."

Yeah. "So, people figured out about fire...yadda yadda yadda...and here we are!"

I could, but would not.

Isn't this a code of conduct issue?

Afraid i would have to lie and tell them we had 10,000 years of peace until a recent financial disaster caused us to fight. Then I would beg them not to eat us.

Ha! they'd be very confused :)

It'd be like Drunk History.

We were born, and we've tried to kill eachother over religion, land, spices, and power ever since.

History and I kind of hate each other, so...

I'm a history buff. Absolutely yes

I'm pretty weak on the military history of Asia and the African continent. Those areas contain half of the human race, so I said no.

My favorite book series when growing up was "History".

Yea I'm old so I lived most of it.. LMAO..

I'm laughing hysterically thinking about all the almost-right history I could arm them with...

we are bent, if you've ever read "out of the silent planet" by C.S Lewis you'd understand what I meant

One of the only things I can do.

Well of course not everything, and certainly not ancient history, but I'd say about the 1700s ish (maybe a big before) on, I could give a decent, broad summary. It would take a while though...