You have just been abducted by aliens and they want you to tell them the history of mankind and all the wars and everything you can name. Could you give them an answer that gave them a pretty accurate description of us and what we have done?
Afraid i would have to lie and tell them we had 10,000 years of peace until a recent financial disaster caused us to fight. Then I would beg them not to eat us.
I would convince them that Obama is our god and that they don't want to mess with him. They would then go on to spy on him and see how much protection and attention he has and believe it. Or know I'm lying and kill me. One or the other
Well of course not everything, and certainly not ancient history, but I'd say about the 1700s ish (maybe a big before) on, I could give a decent, broad summary. It would take a while though...
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