Vibrators.com is offering free vibrators to laid off non-essential government workers until the shutdown ends. Fitting offer for a bunch of wankers?
Hey, look at that: 69 votes!
There are going to be a lot of trips to the emergency room.
They're saying... "Well, you got fūcked, so you might as well cum"
Award about a third along with a pink slip
Well, at least some people have a sense of humor about it. In a way they're being kind of facetious. I think we'd all die of stress overloads if there was no humor. Did you know that laughing lowers your blood pressure by 30%? It's a good thing!
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I am literally ROFL. :P
I guess they are doing this because all these workers got "screwed"
Why would anyone vote this down?
No sense of humor.
Redefines "laid" off. God bless America!
I think its funny, but still haven't gotten used to your need for biased answers.
It's alright. It'll grow on you. ;)
Looking forward to it (;
That is genius!!
"Private" industry filling a need.
Oooooo... I see what you did there ;P
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