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pinkyusuck October 16th, 2013 5:24pm is offering free vibrators to laid off non-essential government workers until the shutdown ends. Fitting offer for a bunch of wankers?

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pinkyusuck The Carribean. I wish.
10/16/13 2:22 pm

Hey, look at that: 69 votes!

think4yourself Not a safe space
10/16/13 2:09 pm

There are going to be a lot of trips to the emergency room.

rickvee Living the dream
10/16/13 1:42 pm

They're saying... "Well, you got fūcked, so you might as well cum"

jvc1133 61535
10/16/13 12:40 pm

Award about a third along with a pink slip

cornybread The Large Malus Fruit
10/16/13 11:31 am

Well, at least some people have a sense of humor about it. In a way they're being kind of facetious. I think we'd all die of stress overloads if there was no humor. Did you know that laughing lowers your blood pressure by 30%? It's a good thing!

kscott516 Revelation 5 6
10/16/13 11:24 am

This user is currently being ignored

JeremeFree California
10/16/13 11:20 am

I am literally ROFL. :P

MJSeals Esq.
10/16/13 10:48 am

I guess they are doing this because all these workers got "screwed"

Ebola1 Florida
10/16/13 10:44 am

Why would anyone vote this down?

presrvd Phoenix
10/16/13 10:45 am

No sense of humor.

suppressedID destiny is right now
10/16/13 10:34 am

Redefines "laid" off. God bless America!

XercesBlue ...
10/16/13 10:30 am

I think its funny, but still haven't gotten used to your need for biased answers.

pinkyusuck The Carribean. I wish.
10/16/13 10:33 am

It's alright. It'll grow on you. ;)

XercesBlue ...
10/16/13 10:34 am

Looking forward to it (;

EarlyBird Portland
10/16/13 6:29 pm

Pinky ❤️

cass95 Jesus 2022
10/16/13 10:26 am

That is genius!!

TempName14 Everywhere but nowhere
10/16/13 10:25 am

"Private" industry filling a need.

rickvee Living the dream
10/16/13 1:43 pm

Oooooo... I see what you did there ;P