Show of Hands

Hey, look at that: 69 votes!

There are going to be a lot of trips to the emergency room.

They're saying... "Well, you got fūcked, so you might as well cum"

Award about a third along with a pink slip

Well, at least some people have a sense of humor about it. In a way they're being kind of facetious. I think we'd all die of stress overloads if there was no humor. Did you know that laughing lowers your blood pressure by 30%? It's a good thing!

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I am literally ROFL. :P

I guess they are doing this because all these workers got "screwed"

Why would anyone vote this down?

Redefines "laid" off. God bless America!

I think its funny, but still haven't gotten used to your need for biased answers.

That is genius!!

"Private" industry filling a need.