Show of Hands

The one where I was told that fat, ugly people like me would never get a date... Oddly enough that was the nicest rejection I've ever had. Short and brutal as opposed to cruel and sadistic.

I smiled said "want some of this" and unzipped my fly.

One time I got food from a stand and she paid for my food and on the napkin her name and number was on it, but I didn't notice that until I went to wipe my mouth with it lol. She didn't ask me out, but still worth a mention

I'm not big on romance either way. The relatively simple, direct approach worked pretty well for me, and it always worked really well on me. I think my favorite was a girl who asked how much longer was I going to make her wait before I asked her out.

"Hey, wanna go out?" -Deusorbus 2008, "Hey, wanna see a movie?" -Deusorbus 2011, "If you're not doing anything this weekend wanna go out for sushi?" -Deusorbus September 2013.

On my motorcycle

You want to see a movie?

:'( the never kind.

I've never had to ask, my only/current relationship is still goin strong!

I had a girl in my lap talking to her and had my phone in my hand. This girl walked up to me grabbed my phone put her number in and said call me as she have it back to me.

When it happens I'll tell you...were you upgraded?