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JiveYoungKing October 14th, 2013 6:29pm

Twss kindly upgraded me! If you aren't already, you should go follow her. So, yeah, now we've moved on up to a JiveYoungKingdom. Lets say we're in medieval times. What role in society would you play? For example: jester, knight, town crier etc...

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PrinceBlake Bama Born
10/15/13 6:05 am

I thought if let you know, I see your name as JiveYoungKing still

JiveYoungKing The Banter Boy
10/15/13 7:25 am

Yeah, I hadn't changed it from that. Good looks though.

PrinceBlake Bama Born
10/15/13 7:27 am

Oh I thought you said you put "dom" at the end. To make It kingdom

PrinceBlake Bama Born
10/15/13 6:05 am

Lord of the land, Knight extraordinaire.

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Rob Be Safe Be Smart
10/15/13 5:21 am

Jesting Knight.

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alynn Somewhere wonderful
10/14/13 7:22 pm

Lady in waiting. I like to be in the middle of things.

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megomez712 Vagabond
10/14/13 6:05 pm

Village drunk, every town needs one

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omagabi Surf City
10/14/13 5:14 pm

Fortune teller.

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EnderWiggin So disillusioned...
10/14/13 2:04 pm

Tony: the user who is playing this game of Civilization, but in a hands off kinda way. aka Benevolent Deity.
Do we make burnt offerings for good crops?

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Scrazzle Winter is Coming
10/14/13 2:31 pm

Periodically leave virgins at some secluded cave entrance?

Scrazzle Winter is Coming
10/14/13 2:42 pm

Oh yeah... That's for monsters not gods.

Kris Humidity Central
10/14/13 1:59 pm

Shield maiden? Pretty much to woman who fights along with the men.
And then fights them at night too ;)

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Scrazzle Winter is Coming
10/14/13 1:51 pm

Want: Knight
Probable reality: peasant digging in the mud.
Other possibilities: Horn guy for stuff like hunting parties, Court trumpeter, Robin Hood, Blacksmith.

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Posco SOS
10/14/13 1:36 pm

I would be a street performer. Maybe I could mime my way through life.

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dawl adulting
10/14/13 1:25 pm

Congrats Jive!! Hmmm I'd like to think I was queen of course...

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JiveYoungKing The Banter Boy
10/14/13 1:27 pm

You certainly could be my queen ;)

dawl adulting
10/14/13 1:32 pm

❤ :-) Queen of Jivedom it is!

Scrazzle Winter is Coming
10/14/13 2:43 pm

Queen suits you.

dawl adulting
10/14/13 6:28 pm

Thx Scrazzy :-)

pisomojado
10/14/13 1:18 pm

The magician

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Zod Above Pugetropolis
10/14/13 1:14 pm

Explorer. Solo explorer. Somebody who stops back by every few decades to let them know the price of tea in China is still to high to be a good investment.

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EnderWiggin So disillusioned...
10/14/13 1:45 pm

I dunno. The name Belgarath comes to mind with the wandering and all...

susanr Colorado
10/14/13 1:02 pm

Alchemist.

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FIAT2LUX On Planet Earth
10/14/13 12:55 pm

The possibilities…

I could be a wanderer and explore the continent at my whim. I could be an archer and fight for my country. I could be a runner and deliver important messages. I could get involved with the church and help the poor. Etc.

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JiveYoungKing The Banter Boy
10/14/13 12:59 pm

I like your ideas... All sound pretty dope.

pedwingeorge Benson IL
10/14/13 12:48 pm

I will be the town carpenter

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EnderWiggin So disillusioned...
10/14/13 1:08 pm

We'll have to set up shop together.

pedwingeorge Benson IL
10/14/13 1:40 pm

Sounds good handyman0

Skarface Banned
10/14/13 12:37 pm

I'd be an assassin.

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Kris Humidity Central
10/14/13 2:00 pm

You aren't supposed to tell them that.

Skarface Banned
10/14/13 2:01 pm

I never said that I'm currently an assassin. As far as that goes, I'll never tell...

HayleyS looking up.
10/14/13 12:29 pm

Uhhhh I have no idea lol

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HayleyS looking up.
10/14/13 12:30 pm

Id be the leader of the most feared gang in town. Did they have gang like things there?
It is only fitting because I'm a straight up g. Or something like that hahaha

JiveYoungKing The Banter Boy
10/14/13 12:35 pm

Lmaoo oh Hayley, I lol'd. I watched SOHOA, I saw no thuggery :(

But clearly, you'd have to bring us culture. I don't know jack sh*t on plays and musicals and what not, so you could do that! Or a teacher. Can't have enough of them :)

Liberty 4,032,064
10/14/13 12:43 pm

Most people just call it government...

MisterE Conservistan
10/14/13 12:28 pm

A Kingmaker, I put men in charge of kingdoms but continue to control them from the shadows.

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inge MIA
10/14/13 12:36 pm

I like that

CTYankee!!! Connecticut
10/14/13 12:13 pm

Rabble-rouser who inspires the masses to overthrow the kingdom and establish a republic.

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EnderWiggin So disillusioned...
10/14/13 12:36 pm

...and likes to spent time subterranean w rats in soiled straw.

inge MIA
10/14/13 12:11 pm

A lady waiting for her sexy knight.

ok, that was corny :)

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inge MIA
10/14/13 12:12 pm

More likely the crazy witch that everyone shuns.

JiveYoungKing The Banter Boy
10/14/13 12:14 pm

I wouldn't shun you :)

EnderWiggin So disillusioned...
10/14/13 12:16 pm

Witch=Wisdom. Healer, even if they can't heal themselves.
But from your profile pic, I'd put you as fair maiden.

Emily33 North Carolina
10/14/13 12:23 pm

I like where your heads at inge. :)

EnderWiggin So disillusioned...
10/14/13 12:04 pm

Can I be one of the French guards from Python's Holy Grail? "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!" Not so much the waiving my privates at your aunties...

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violence Pretty hate machine
10/14/13 11:40 am

Thief. (Pirate) Ship's captain. Spy.

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FemmeAdamWest in the Tardis library
10/14/13 11:41 am

I was gonna say thief or spy lol :)

JiveYoungKing The Banter Boy
10/14/13 11:42 am

Spy. Yes. Who'd be more badass? Nobody. That person doesn't exist. Not will they ever. Cause it's impossible.

JiveYoungKing The Banter Boy
10/14/13 11:43 am

Well, here's our intelligence agency right here. We send fine women into enemy camps, poison their shit, they roll out, and rebelfury and the army stomps out the rest. #winning

chickencookie It really is
10/14/13 11:39 am

The princess. I just want to wear flowers in my hair.

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Jack14 Massachusetts
10/14/13 11:38 am

Let's be real. We'd all be peasants under Emperor Obama I.

JiveYoungKing The Banter Boy
10/14/13 11:40 am

Lmaoo no this is a hypothetical kingdom! No Obama!

Jack14 Massachusetts
10/14/13 11:42 am

Hahaha ok. What doth thou appointith me as then sire?

JiveYoungKing The Banter Boy
10/14/13 11:47 am

You're a smart dude, so you'd help King Lucchese in some way. Idk a term for it. But you help govern the people and what not.

Jack14 Massachusetts
10/14/13 11:50 am

Advisor sounds good to me.

wego Utah
10/14/13 11:37 am

You're the King, you tell me!

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JiveYoungKing The Banter Boy
10/14/13 11:45 am

You down to be a jester with bethanyq? Y'all probably the funniest people I know round here

rebelfury76 No Justice, No Peace
10/14/13 11:36 am

Robin Hood/William Wallace

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JiveYoungKing The Banter Boy
10/14/13 11:46 am

I'd like you to lead the military. Who else can better inspire the troops?

EnderWiggin So disillusioned...
10/14/13 12:01 pm

Yes, but you better justify the taxation system or fury'll be outta here.

JiveYoungKing The Banter Boy
10/14/13 12:03 pm

He has to look at MrLucchese for that. I want nothing to do with governing haha

rebelfury76 No Justice, No Peace
10/14/13 1:30 pm

And that prima nocta thing is first to go

bethanyq Ess Eff
10/14/13 11:34 am

I'd totally be the jester. Jesters were the only ones allowed to call the rulers out on their shit without getting beheaded. If I couldn't call out bullshit I would go nuts.

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JiveYoungKing The Banter Boy
10/14/13 11:37 am

I could so see that lmaoo and I would enjoy it. Snarky remarks as to why the king sucks in a joke :P

Emily33 North Carolina
10/14/13 11:34 am

I have no idea. :) probably a commoner/peasant ...

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Emily33 North Carolina
10/14/13 11:39 am

(Or the town drunk...) :)

JiveYoungKing The Banter Boy
10/14/13 11:39 am

You should run a winery. Or maybe if we had some sports team, you should run that too :P

Emily33 North Carolina
10/14/13 11:41 am

Haha I think they had jousting :) and sword fighting

JiveYoungKing The Banter Boy
10/14/13 11:47 am

That's close to hockey sticks :)

Emily33 North Carolina
10/14/13 11:50 am

Haha sounds good to me :)

JiveYoungKing The Banter Boy
10/14/13 11:52 am

Oh! Or teacher! Duh! We need educated niggas out here!

Emily33 North Carolina
10/14/13 11:55 am

Haha. I have quite a range of potential roles :)

LochnessMonster Milky way
10/14/13 11:34 am

I would be a knight or a Nobel.

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musicfreak Loving Life
10/14/13 11:34 am

Yay! That's so kind of her. I have no idea what I would be!

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musicfreak Loving Life
10/14/13 11:35 am

And yes everyone should follow twiss because she is 1 person away from 500.

wego Utah
10/14/13 11:37 am

That and she is cool

twss trump is a garbage human
10/14/13 11:40 am

Awww! You guys are making me blush ;) Seriously...this was totally my pleasure. I don't deserve any thanks...it's all Tony and his wonderful brainchild of an app! Thank you both though...I am extremely flattered.

musicfreak Loving Life
10/14/13 11:45 am

I would have to agree. Tony is pretty great! But that doesn't make you any less generous.

FIAT2LUX On Planet Earth
10/14/13 12:52 pm

She made it to 500!

twss trump is a garbage human
10/14/13 1:37 pm

Whooooo!!! That is pretty epic! Thank you all who decided to follow me today :) And all who suggested me :)

twss trump is a garbage human
10/14/13 11:34 am

You, my friend, are quite deserving of the upgrade! Thank you for being part of this amazing community! I'm glad I've gotten to know you a little :) Can't wait to see more of your great polls. Per your current poll...I would definitely be a servant.

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JiveYoungKing The Banter Boy
10/14/13 11:36 am

I'm going to bring back a hypothetical on government styles that closed literally in like 10 minutes. I think 2 people shared it and it just murked the conversation :(

I look forward to getting to know you better as well. Thank you again <3

twss trump is a garbage human
10/14/13 11:39 am

Yay! Great idea and great poll question to re-ask. I think you should do a whole series of re-asks! Many users have commented on how quickly some of your best polls closed...giving them another shot would be awesome!

JiveYoungKing The Banter Boy
10/14/13 11:41 am

I'll look through them, definitely!

twss trump is a garbage human
10/14/13 11:46 am

Just a suggestion :) But I think the JiveYoungKingdom would enjoy it :)

GrandmaALiCE For a better 2021
10/14/13 1:24 pm

I second, third and fourth the suggestion!

MJSeals Legal Eagle soon
10/14/13 11:33 am

I'd be working with a king!

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JiveYoungKing The Banter Boy
10/14/13 11:33 am

I wouldn't even want to be king, ain't nobody got time for that. I'd be the town crier to get everyone the news and sh*t. Seeing as I want to be a journalist. Otherwise, I could be a diplomat. I speak pretty well and what not. Maybe a blacksmith or a

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JiveYoungKing The Banter Boy
10/14/13 11:33 am

barkeep or something lol

MrLucchese If curious, ask.
10/14/13 11:34 am

Blacksmith.............

............Come on now, Jive.

JiveYoungKing The Banter Boy
10/14/13 11:38 am

I'm a simple man! I'd enjoy just helping people in some small way. Lol even in a hypothetical I wouldn't want to be some upper class dude.

violence Pretty hate machine
10/14/13 11:43 am

Blacksmithing is awesome. I've done that. So much fun.

JiveYoungKing The Banter Boy
10/14/13 11:54 am

It sounds really fun. I'd enjoy some kind of physical labor.

EnderWiggin So disillusioned...
10/14/13 12:06 pm

The smithy is usually the center of the community. Good pick.

GrandmaALiCE For a better 2021
10/14/13 1:26 pm

But, I wanted to be town crier! It would give me a chance to gossip, without being frowned on.

Can we have two town criers?

JiveYoungKing The Banter Boy
10/14/13 1:31 pm

Absolutely Alice. You'd make a fun town crier! lolol :)

MrLucchese If curious, ask.
10/14/13 11:32 am

I'd obviously be the one usurping the throne. :)

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JiveYoungKing The Banter Boy
10/14/13 11:34 am

You could have the throne fam, I got no interest in it. And who would I trust more to be leader? Outside military affairs. Rebelfury gets to do that. You handle the thinking us lesser minded folks can't do as well :P

MrLucchese If curious, ask.
10/14/13 11:35 am

Haha! I'll keep out of the military affairs as much as possible. While maintaining control, of course. :)

FemmeAdamWest in the Tardis library
10/14/13 12:05 pm

Can I change my answer to "the kings tramp"? Lol :P

MrLucchese If curious, ask.
10/14/13 12:08 pm

You can be whoever you want to be. ;)

trepidhickory Ayy Lmao
10/14/13 11:32 am

Ill be a lord that sounds good

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EnderWiggin So disillusioned...
10/14/13 11:31 am

Carpenter and stonemason. But I probably wouldn't know the secret handshake then either.

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LeDerpityDerp We are not our failures
10/14/13 11:31 am

UMMMM! Probably a servant lol

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Liberty 4,032,064
10/14/13 11:35 am

Freiherr Liberty to be precise. I hail from Austria.

Emily33 North Carolina
10/14/13 11:38 am

Lord Liberty has a ring to it :)

Goldiemol dry side of WA
10/14/13 11:31 am

clothing maker, dress maker

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