Show of Hands

How many debutants? One holds the bulb, and the world revolves around them.
Any better replacement for debutants? I'd like to upgrade the joke.

How many surrealists? Two. One to hold the giraffe, the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored bicycles

Question: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Blonde: Who turned out the lights?

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? One. Blondes are good at screwing.

My favorite: how many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

How many Borg does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to change the bulb and the rest to assimilate General Electric

How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. A Klingon would never display such dishonor by allowing
someone else to help him with such a remedial task.

How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
Hoc Sosl'I Quch!

How many border collies does it take to change a light bulb?

One, and she'll rewire the house while she's at it.

How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?

That is not a logical question.

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they would rather sit alone in the dark.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but how did they get inside the lightbulb?

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to spin the ladder.

How many Hollywood housewives does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to pour the drinks and one to call the electrician.

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?


Just one, but it takes 10 visits.