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Keldeo October 14th, 2013 3:13am

Post your funniest lightbulb-changing jokes. Most liked comment at the last time I view the discussion gets a follow from me if not already followed and I'll debate on some of your upcoming polls.

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EnderWiggin So disillusioned...
10/14/13 12:53 pm

How many debutants? One holds the bulb, and the world revolves around them.
Any better replacement for debutants? I'd like to upgrade the joke.

EnderWiggin So disillusioned...
10/14/13 12:56 pm

Oh! And anon related favorite: why are blonde jokes so short? So men can pay attention to them.

EnderWiggin So disillusioned...
10/14/13 12:48 pm

How many surrealists? Two. One to hold the giraffe, the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored bicycles

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BeNotAfraid missing my sunrise
10/14/13 11:05 am

Question: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Blonde: Who turned out the lights?

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osouless Whats Next
10/14/13 7:01 am

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? One. Blondes are good at screwing.

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BCKR Onward and upward
10/14/13 6:19 am

My favorite: how many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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Mattwall1
10/13/13 10:06 pm

How many Borg does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to change the bulb and the rest to assimilate General Electric

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Mattwall1
10/13/13 10:04 pm

How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. A Klingon would never display such dishonor by allowing
someone else to help him with such a remedial task.

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Mattwall1
10/13/13 10:03 pm

How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
Hoc Sosl'I Quch!

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bethanyq Ess Eff
10/13/13 9:11 pm

How many border collies does it take to change a light bulb?

One, and she'll rewire the house while she's at it.

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bethanyq Ess Eff
10/13/13 9:10 pm

How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?

That is not a logical question.

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OKOkie Oklahoma
10/13/13 8:36 pm

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they would rather sit alone in the dark.

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OKOkie Oklahoma
10/13/13 8:34 pm

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but how did they get inside the lightbulb?

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Jungle in the dog house
10/13/13 8:25 pm

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to spin the ladder.

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SugarShaq
10/13/13 8:20 pm

How many Hollywood housewives does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to pour the drinks and one to call the electrician.

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TempName14 Everywhere but nowhere
10/13/13 8:17 pm

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?


Just one, but it takes 10 visits.

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