Show of Hands

Gotta ask. Why?

Why makes everyone else jealous, I always say

A couple of reasons;
1) I carry a firearm. If I unbutton at the urinal, the weapon may fall out (no pun intended). :-)
2) Relieving one's self at the urinal causes splashes that land back on my pants/shorts. I find that to be unacceptable.

Levis 501

Almost never. Unzip.

Really? People don't just use their zipper?

Oh god
The imagery
That's a good laugh

Try taking the Daisy Dukes and halter top off...

Hey, they're comfortable dammit!

In fairness, it IS Arizona.

Yeah!

Ya, I don't understand how you can navigate it through your underwear slots. I tried it once and I'm like, how the f do you do this? Again, stalls much better.

That's my point, it can be incredibly hard to do so
I use a stall anytime it's there, but why do you, if you don't mind me asking?..

No problem. Well first, I don't wear jeans so there is no hole. It's the entire pants or nothing. Second, it's easier just to drop them than have to navigate it, then my pants are all penisy. Third, I want the privacy.

Lol
Or you could just unzip and pull down the front then flip it out, no need to pull it down all the way or anything
I use it because I would rather not have a bunch of guys lookin at my junk, which now that I think about it, as I'm bi

I don't wanna flip it out. And ya, the privacy's a big deal. It doesn't matter if your bi. It's a bathroom, not the place.

Guys who use the stalls to pee always seem scared of other men (besides being a huge waste of water compared to a urinal). I always chuckle.

Who would have thought it was because they can't navigate their underwear.

It's also because of the lack of a simple piece of wood or something separating one urinal from another, for me and most, at least at my high school

I guess I just don't care. We're all men. I have more important things to worry about than if someone glances at my package.

Ha ha.

That's a typical longhorn, but you guys are usually bent over at the waist too.

Bent over alright...laughing at the ass whoppin handed out at the Red River Shootout.

Ya. Saw that comment coming. That was yesterday. Ancient history.

And...that's enough SOH for today…

Lol

Longhorn, you win

Permission to tweet this one, longhorn?

I have no idea how you could fit it through just the zipper

how short are people's zippers? or man - some people are 6" wide??? for real???

wait wait wait...I do the boxer brief thing....makes a difference?

Boxers and the shorts I wear have a ~4 inch zipper
Small boxers, maybe? I haven't really compared boxer sizes
But with what I have compared.. That may be the issue..lol

It's the gauntlet of the underwear maze then the spikes some call zippers.

Nah.

You don't have a "it" to "let out"?
Or do you have some other method? You aren't one of the guys that just drops the drawers are you?

Hell no, I pricked unbuttoned. Why would I drop drawers? That's just insane! I just can see someone turning this into an after hours somehow, that's all.

We're all mature, (at least in character, maybe not age) in here.

True. I think high school has scarred me and caused a but of cynicism,

Bit*

Ya, same.

There should be a filter that doesn't allow people to describe ways they get erections. I really regret reading that.

I'm not getting the jeans and stall connection...

What do you mean? If I don't wear jeans, there's no convenient hole. I'd have to drop everything. If I do have a continent hole. Is that what you're asking?

I just don't want to piss next to a guy, I'd just rather drop my pants in a stall in pee in privacy. Plus I'd have to zipper it up with my penisy hands, and just no. I'd use a stall, in any case.

I see the connection now

It's just you

Lol. What happened exactly?

He was in a ladies poll about hair styling or something like that. There was a malfunction with the sex filter and Tony kept trying to shoo him away.

Funny.

Yes, okie?

How did you get in here?

I decided to bat from this side of the plate for a little while.

Are you enjoying yourself?

Well, if I'm wearing jeans then it has to be unbuttoned, but in dress slacks, which I wear 6 days a week, then it's the zipper.