Men: at the urinal, do you let it out through just the zipper slot, or do you unbutton too?
I love the wording!
I don't mind the peekaboo at all. Especially since most of the time I'm wearing ABU's, which are button-fly with a rigger belt and tucked shirt. That's way too much stuff to re-assemble.
I feel.....lost... I used to unbutton until my dad noticed it one day and made me feel like the weirdest person in the world for doing that - and yet now I'm seeing how extremely common it is! I may never pee again!
I unzip and drop my pants to the floor
I go thorough the gate.
Not over the fence
Depends on the style of pants.
Unbuttoned, due to the style of underwear. However, I never use the urinal.
Gotta ask. Why?
Why makes everyone else jealous, I always say
A couple of reasons;
1) I carry a firearm. If I unbutton at the urinal, the weapon may fall out (no pun intended). :-)
2) Relieving one's self at the urinal causes splashes that land back on my pants/shorts. I find that to be unacceptable.
Of course both are necessary. It is quicker and safer just to button and unbutton.
People really don't unbutton?
Almost never. Unzip.
Really? People don't just use their zipper?
Depends on how coordinated I'm feeling.
Ugh! That's too much work, and the belt is way too complicated drunk
I figure somebody went to a lot of trouble to invent zipper front jeans. I like the convenience.
These are some great discussions. A+ for the male maturity in this thread. The ladies would be proud.
Now I'm just imagining Tony going "peekaboo" every time he goes to the urinal.
That's a good laugh
I'm there for a leak not striptease ;)
Guys that unbutton are perverts. They are advertising to the dude nest to them. I know I'm hot, but hey guys, I'm getting really tired of being hit on in public restrooms.
Try taking the Daisy Dukes and halter top off...
Hey, they're comfortable dammit!
In fairness, it IS Arizona.
I tried just using the zipper because it sounded easier, but after a day, I found that to be completely wrong
You have to match it up with the slot of your underwear and then try to force it through
Ya, I don't understand how you can navigate it through your underwear slots. I tried it once and I'm like, how the f do you do this? Again, stalls much better.
That's my point, it can be incredibly hard to do so
I use a stall anytime it's there, but why do you, if you don't mind me asking?..
No problem. Well first, I don't wear jeans so there is no hole. It's the entire pants or nothing. Second, it's easier just to drop them than have to navigate it, then my pants are all penisy. Third, I want the privacy.
Or you could just unzip and pull down the front then flip it out, no need to pull it down all the way or anything
I use it because I would rather not have a bunch of guys lookin at my junk, which now that I think about it, as I'm bi
I don't wanna flip it out. And ya, the privacy's a big deal. It doesn't matter if your bi. It's a bathroom, not the place.
Guys who use the stalls to pee always seem scared of other men (besides being a huge waste of water compared to a urinal). I always chuckle.
Who would have thought it was because they can't navigate their underwear.
It's also because of the lack of a simple piece of wood or something separating one urinal from another, for me and most, at least at my high school
I guess I just don't care. We're all men. I have more important things to worry about than if someone glances at my package.
Pants around my ankles & shirt in my mouth.
That's a typical longhorn, but you guys are usually bent over at the waist too.
Bent over alright...laughing at the ass whoppin handed out at the Red River Shootout.
Ya. Saw that comment coming. That was yesterday. Ancient history.
And...that's enough SOH for today…
Longhorn, you win
Permission to tweet this one, longhorn?
Honestly, the zipper on jeans just isn't a welcome place to stick one's penis through. It's narrow and lined with little metal teeth... just seems like a bad idea, you know?
still trying to figure out why you need to hang brains to piss in the urinal.
why doesn't just the zipper work? unless you're wearing diapers or sweatpants I'm just not getting this one...
I have no idea how you could fit it through just the zipper
how short are people's zippers? or man - some people are 6" wide??? for real???
wait wait wait...I do the boxer brief thing....makes a difference?
Boxers and the shorts I wear have a ~4 inch zipper
Small boxers, maybe? I haven't really compared boxer sizes
But with what I have compared.. That may be the issue..lol
It's the gauntlet of the underwear maze then the spikes some call zippers.
This is almost a borderline after hours, depending in how you look at it. And sorry tony.
You don't have a "it" to "let out"?
Or do you have some other method? You aren't one of the guys that just drops the drawers are you?
Hell no, I pricked unbuttoned. Why would I drop drawers? That's just insane! I just can see someone turning this into an after hours somehow, that's all.
We're all mature, (at least in character, maybe not age) in here.
True. I think high school has scarred me and caused a but of cynicism,
You can go whenever you want to.
Why would you thread the needle every time you pee? Just unbutton and get it over with.
I rarely wear pants so neither.
I unbutton, I get a boner if I unzip only for some reason.
There should be a filter that doesn't allow people to describe ways they get erections. I really regret reading that.
I don't wear jeans, so I use a stall. Much better. And even if I did wear jeans, I'd still use a stall.
I'm not getting the jeans and stall connection...
What do you mean? If I don't wear jeans, there's no convenient hole. I'd have to drop everything. If I do have a continent hole. Is that what you're asking?
I just don't want to piss next to a guy, I'd just rather drop my pants in a stall in pee in privacy. Plus I'd have to zipper it up with my penisy hands, and just no. I'd use a stall, in any case.
I see the connection now
So it's not just me? Whew.
It's just you
Do you think zman will crash this question like he did the ladies question last night?
Lol. What happened exactly?
He was in a ladies poll about hair styling or something like that. There was a malfunction with the sex filter and Tony kept trying to shoo him away.
How did you get in here?
I decided to bat from this side of the plate for a little while.
Are you enjoying yourself?
Well, if I'm wearing jeans then it has to be unbuttoned, but in dress slacks, which I wear 6 days a week, then it's the zipper.