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Tony October 14th, 2013 2:36am

Men: at the urinal, do you let it out through just the zipper slot, or do you unbutton too?

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lightsabr2 The Big Sky
10/14/13 11:04 am

I don't mind the peekaboo at all. Especially since most of the time I'm wearing ABU's, which are button-fly with a rigger belt and tucked shirt. That's way too much stuff to re-assemble.

blitz6799 Chicagoland
10/14/13 9:55 am

I feel.....lost... I used to unbutton until my dad noticed it one day and made me feel like the weirdest person in the world for doing that - and yet now I'm seeing how extremely common it is! I may never pee again!

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jimmyjelly BFE, PA
10/14/13 6:18 am

I unzip and drop my pants to the floor

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jimmyjelly BFE, PA
10/14/13 6:17 am

I go thorough the gate.
Not over the fence

comppete Las Vegas
10/14/13 2:08 am

Unbuttoned, due to the style of underwear. However, I never use the urinal.

hoosierwisdom inner voice
10/14/13 7:20 am

Why makes everyone else jealous, I always say

comppete Las Vegas
10/14/13 2:02 pm

A couple of reasons;
1) I carry a firearm. If I unbutton at the urinal, the weapon may fall out (no pun intended). :-)
2) Relieving one's self at the urinal causes splashes that land back on my pants/shorts. I find that to be unacceptable.

DrReid Ever present.
10/14/13 1:30 am

Of course both are necessary. It is quicker and safer just to button and unbutton.

treypwns
10/13/13 10:52 pm

People really don't unbutton?

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alval California
10/13/13 11:44 pm

Levis 501

38041 Georgia
10/14/13 5:24 am

Almost never. Unzip.

moonshot More often I know nothing
10/14/13 7:16 am

Really? People don't just use their zipper?

BeachSt Coastal Virginia
10/13/13 10:06 pm

Depends on how coordinated I'm feeling.

JustBob Your anger fascinates me
10/13/13 8:33 pm

Ugh! That's too much work, and the belt is way too complicated drunk

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Zod Above Pugetropolis
10/13/13 8:33 pm

I figure somebody went to a lot of trouble to invent zipper front jeans. I like the convenience.

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pipes
10/13/13 8:22 pm

These are some great discussions. A+ for the male maturity in this thread. The ladies would be proud.

wheresDent The Lower Dakota
10/13/13 8:19 pm

Now I'm just imagining Tony going "peekaboo" every time he goes to the urinal.

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Statek Im from the Internet
10/13/13 8:26 pm

Oh god
The imagery
That's a good laugh

Praetorianus Fair enough.
10/13/13 8:17 pm

I'm there for a leak not striptease ;)

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Jungle in the dog house
10/13/13 8:08 pm

Guys that unbutton are perverts. They are advertising to the dude nest to them. I know I'm hot, but hey guys, I'm getting really tired of being hit on in public restrooms.

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longhorn1 Kindocologist Hater
10/13/13 8:10 pm

Try taking the Daisy Dukes and halter top off...

Jungle in the dog house
10/13/13 8:18 pm

Hey, they're comfortable dammit!

suppressedID That is my secret Cap
10/13/13 8:36 pm

In fairness, it IS Arizona.

Statek Im from the Internet
10/13/13 8:06 pm

I tried just using the zipper because it sounded easier, but after a day, I found that to be completely wrong
You have to match it up with the slot of your underwear and then try to force it through

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pipes
10/13/13 8:13 pm

Ya, I don't understand how you can navigate it through your underwear slots. I tried it once and I'm like, how the f do you do this? Again, stalls much better.

Statek Im from the Internet
10/13/13 8:17 pm

That's my point, it can be incredibly hard to do so
I use a stall anytime it's there, but why do you, if you don't mind me asking?..

pipes
10/13/13 8:21 pm

No problem. Well first, I don't wear jeans so there is no hole. It's the entire pants or nothing. Second, it's easier just to drop them than have to navigate it, then my pants are all penisy. Third, I want the privacy.

Statek Im from the Internet
10/13/13 8:23 pm

Lol
Or you could just unzip and pull down the front then flip it out, no need to pull it down all the way or anything
I use it because I would rather not have a bunch of guys lookin at my junk, which now that I think about it, as I'm bi

pipes
10/13/13 8:27 pm

I don't wanna flip it out. And ya, the privacy's a big deal. It doesn't matter if your bi. It's a bathroom, not the place.

suppressedID That is my secret Cap
10/13/13 8:39 pm

Guys who use the stalls to pee always seem scared of other men (besides being a huge waste of water compared to a urinal). I always chuckle.

Who would have thought it was because they can't navigate their underwear.

Statek Im from the Internet
10/13/13 8:44 pm

It's also because of the lack of a simple piece of wood or something separating one urinal from another, for me and most, at least at my high school

suppressedID That is my secret Cap
10/13/13 9:15 pm

I guess I just don't care. We're all men. I have more important things to worry about than if someone glances at my package.

longhorn1 Kindocologist Hater
10/13/13 8:01 pm

Pants around my ankles & shirt in my mouth.

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TempName14 Everywhere but nowhere
10/13/13 8:03 pm

That's a typical longhorn, but you guys are usually bent over at the waist too.

longhorn1 Kindocologist Hater
10/13/13 8:06 pm

Bent over alright...laughing at the ass whoppin handed out at the Red River Shootout.

TempName14 Everywhere but nowhere
10/13/13 8:07 pm

Ya. Saw that comment coming. That was yesterday. Ancient history.

veritas1 Panda
10/13/13 8:10 pm

And...that's enough SOH for today…

Tony SOH Founder
10/14/13 1:07 pm

Permission to tweet this one, longhorn?

Vincere Seattle
10/13/13 7:59 pm

Honestly, the zipper on jeans just isn't a welcome place to stick one's penis through. It's narrow and lined with little metal teeth... just seems like a bad idea, you know?

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thelowend imitation is flattery
10/13/13 7:58 pm

still trying to figure out why you need to hang brains to piss in the urinal.

why doesn't just the zipper work? unless you're wearing diapers or sweatpants I'm just not getting this one...

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Statek Im from the Internet
10/13/13 8:06 pm

I have no idea how you could fit it through just the zipper

thelowend imitation is flattery
10/13/13 8:08 pm

how short are people's zippers? or man - some people are 6" wide??? for real???

thelowend imitation is flattery
10/13/13 8:08 pm

wait wait wait...I do the boxer brief thing....makes a difference?

Statek Im from the Internet
10/13/13 8:10 pm

Boxers and the shorts I wear have a ~4 inch zipper
Small boxers, maybe? I haven't really compared boxer sizes
But with what I have compared.. That may be the issue..lol

cbbfle Nashville, TN
10/13/13 9:46 pm

It's the gauntlet of the underwear maze then the spikes some call zippers.

Mattwall1
10/13/13 7:50 pm

This is almost a borderline after hours, depending in how you look at it. And sorry tony.

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pipes
10/13/13 7:53 pm

Nah.

zman117 Ohio
10/13/13 7:54 pm

You don't have a "it" to "let out"?
Or do you have some other method? You aren't one of the guys that just drops the drawers are you?

Mattwall1
10/13/13 7:58 pm

Hell no, I pricked unbuttoned. Why would I drop drawers? That's just insane! I just can see someone turning this into an after hours somehow, that's all.

pipes
10/13/13 8:00 pm

We're all mature, (at least in character, maybe not age) in here.

Mattwall1
10/13/13 8:02 pm

True. I think high school has scarred me and caused a but of cynicism,

RJ1969 SoCal
10/13/13 7:47 pm

Depends.

You can go whenever you want to.

Vincere Seattle
10/13/13 7:45 pm

Why would you thread the needle every time you pee? Just unbutton and get it over with.

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Gill81 Burque
10/13/13 7:44 pm

I rarely wear pants so neither.

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PinHead4321
10/13/13 7:43 pm

I unbutton, I get a boner if I unzip only for some reason.

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Posco SOS
10/13/13 7:46 pm

There should be a filter that doesn't allow people to describe ways they get erections. I really regret reading that.

pipes
10/13/13 7:40 pm

I don't wear jeans, so I use a stall. Much better. And even if I did wear jeans, I'd still use a stall.

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Tony SOH Founder
10/13/13 7:43 pm

I'm not getting the jeans and stall connection...

pipes
10/13/13 7:48 pm

What do you mean? If I don't wear jeans, there's no convenient hole. I'd have to drop everything. If I do have a continent hole. Is that what you're asking?

pipes
10/13/13 7:50 pm

I just don't want to piss next to a guy, I'd just rather drop my pants in a stall in pee in privacy. Plus I'd have to zipper it up with my penisy hands, and just no. I'd use a stall, in any case.

makem Chinese Xinjiang Camp
10/13/13 7:50 pm

I see the connection now

rebelfury76 No Justice, No Peace
10/13/13 7:40 pm

So it's not just me? Whew.

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TempName14 Everywhere but nowhere
10/13/13 7:38 pm

Do you think zman will crash this question like he did the ladies question last night?

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pipes
10/13/13 7:39 pm

Lol. What happened exactly?

TempName14 Everywhere but nowhere
10/13/13 7:40 pm

He was in a ladies poll about hair styling or something like that. There was a malfunction with the sex filter and Tony kept trying to shoo him away.

pipes
10/13/13 7:41 pm

Funny.

zman117 Ohio
10/13/13 8:00 pm

I decided to bat from this side of the plate for a little while.

pipes
10/13/13 8:01 pm

Are you enjoying yourself?

TempName14 Everywhere but nowhere
10/13/13 7:37 pm

Well, if I'm wearing jeans then it has to be unbuttoned, but in dress slacks, which I wear 6 days a week, then it's the zipper.