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commonsense October 13th, 2013 6:28pm

Here's an empty room to let off some steam. Fill them with insults that you can't normally say to someone. (Please, no names, just insults) I'll post the first one. Try not to laugh too hard.

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starrlite95 Pontiac, mi
10/15/13 4:19 pm

You are the biggest idiot I've ever met. You have your head up your @ss so much you got stuck. Please go back to that hole you "tried" to crawl out of. Maybe I will get lucky and someone will push you back in.

DavesNotHere where am I
10/14/13 5:20 pm

'You're so slow, it takes you 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!'

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twss trump is a garbage human
10/13/13 8:57 pm

Are you stupid or somethin'?

A la Forrest Gump.

clwilson15 steelernation
10/13/13 7:47 pm

You are whiter than John McCain in a snow storm.

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b4mytime Orange County, CA
10/13/13 4:42 pm

I believed in evolution until I met you.

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Praetorianus Fair enough.
10/13/13 4:25 pm

Too bad yo Mama's coathanger didn't do the job.

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ishady 86451132020
10/13/13 2:04 pm

The only good part of you ran down your mamas leg and ended up a stain on the bed sheet.

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twss trump is a garbage human
10/13/13 8:57 pm

My husband has a similar one 'Your daddy should've rolled over and made you a splat on the wall.' Teehee :)

RonaldReagan The Gipper
10/13/13 1:49 pm

You are dumber then a liberal in Texas

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DrCarpenter rather be in Florence
10/13/13 1:27 pm

You lower the IQ of the entire street.

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DrCarpenter rather be in Florence
10/13/13 1:27 pm

You are proof evolution can go in reverse.

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doctalk not all who wander r lost
10/13/13 12:58 pm

I am going to head ovr to Amazon and pick up a book of insults.

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elianastar Gab.ai FreeSpeech
10/13/13 12:56 pm

Hubby's favorite: You ARE smarter than you look!

(We aren't much for insults; not sure I can come up w/any really good ones. I'll think on it & maybe come back later.)

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pinkyusuck The Carribean. I wish.
10/13/13 12:43 pm

Yo' mama so fat, she got more chins than a phone book in Hong Kong!

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political Georgia
10/13/13 12:02 pm

Are you ready for this insult? Children cover your hears.

Your Mama is so fat she stepped on the scale and she said "Oh my phone number".

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political Georgia
10/13/13 12:15 pm

Ears* lol

EmWalt Meet Jim the Duck
10/13/13 11:50 am

[insert potter-puppet-pal's wizard swear here.]

Boom. I win.

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veritas1 Panda
10/13/13 11:45 am

If you were any dumber, I'd have to water you twice a day.

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Statek Im from the Internet
10/13/13 11:39 am

What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought

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Statek Im from the Internet
10/13/13 11:39 am

Everyone in the room is now dumber for having listened to you

Statek Im from the Internet
10/13/13 11:39 am

Also, fucktrumpet is funny to just put out there

EarlyBird Portland
10/13/13 11:33 am

Someone was fired up today and tho I love the passion, I dislike the rudeness and name calling.

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Emily33 North Carolina
10/13/13 11:33 am

I don't really know any good insults :)

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EarlyBird Portland
10/13/13 11:34 am

Do you know any yo mama jokes?

kubu1218 Texas
10/13/13 11:32 am

You are the most passive-aggressive, inauthentic, childish, gotta-have-the-last-word, controlling dick I have ever had the displeasure to work with. I hope the chair you stole from me breaks under your vain behind. You poison this company. I QUIT!

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kubu1218 Texas
10/13/13 11:33 am

Phew! That felt good! Hopefully I'll at least get to say the last 2 words soon!

commonsense JobLoss Joe Biden
10/13/13 11:29 am

Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.

"I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest." - Steven Pearl

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EarlyBird Portland
10/13/13 11:31 am

Hi common:-)

commonsense JobLoss Joe Biden
10/13/13 11:35 am

Hi Early.
This should be pretty funny.

wego Utah
10/13/13 12:44 pm

Good ones!!