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Your stupid

You are the biggest idiot I've ever met. You have your head up your @ss so much you got stuck. Please go back to that hole you "tried" to crawl out of. Maybe I will get lucky and someone will push you back in.

'You're so slow, it takes you 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!'

Are you stupid or somethin'?

A la Forrest Gump.

You are whiter than John McCain in a snow storm.

I believed in evolution until I met you.

Too bad yo Mama's coathanger didn't do the job.

The only good part of you ran down your mamas leg and ended up a stain on the bed sheet.

You are dumber then a liberal in Texas

You lower the IQ of the entire street.

You are proof evolution can go in reverse.

I am going to head ovr to Amazon and pick up a book of insults.

Hubby's favorite: You ARE smarter than you look!

(We aren't much for insults; not sure I can come up w/any really good ones. I'll think on it & maybe come back later.)

Yo' mama so fat, she got more chins than a phone book in Hong Kong!

Are you ready for this insult? Children cover your hears.

Your Mama is so fat she stepped on the scale and she said "Oh my phone number".

[insert potter-puppet-pal's wizard swear here.]

Boom. I win.

If you were any dumber, I'd have to water you twice a day.

What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought

Someone was fired up today and tho I love the passion, I dislike the rudeness and name calling.

I don't really know any good insults :)

You are the most passive-aggressive, inauthentic, childish, gotta-have-the-last-word, controlling dick I have ever had the displeasure to work with. I hope the chair you stole from me breaks under your vain behind. You poison this company. I QUIT!

Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.

"I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest." - Steven Pearl