My follower count just doubled in the last two hours. Who are all you people?
Hello fellow aliens.
Please follow me? I'd like to ask questions too!
You were featured. That's how I found you.
Good evening friend
I'm surprised that this many people said friend. I didn't think anyone would. Why be a friend when you can be an alien.
Sweetie, I'm a cuddly old grandma. Don't let my front man fool ya. He's my grandson.
Haha you had me at the profile pic! I'm still laughing!!
Didn't have a picture of myself in my camera roll so I choose a temporary picture... but I don't think I'm going to change that any time soon.
Did you go from 4 to 8? Awwww!
Something like that.
And you have 278. Holy sh*t.
Oh that's because you're in the popular user section. Unfair advantage.
We are a collection of very weird people! Bwahahahahaha!!!
I'm that one guy who picked friend
I really didn't think anyone would bravo good sir.
We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
Winning comment. Here's a medal for the Blorg.
Borg* not starting off well with our new alien overseers am I?
Have you been posting in the comments a lot recently? That is a good way to pick up followers. I doubled mine after commenting for a while in polls.
It's because one of your polls was featured.
So I found out. Made my night.