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I always give up my resolution for lent

Stop judging people.

My New Years resolution is to eat more. FYI: I'm 14 and I weigh about 115. Girls at my school weigh more than me.

Mine too!

I think if you keep with the dog walking, the weight resolution just might work and you can eat French cuisine! Have you read French Women Don't Get Fat? Some good ideas, which include eating chocolate......

That's my resolution, I have 3. We're all going nuts inside the house because I've been sick and it's been rainy and cold.

Oh yeah and losing weight although not sure how it'll play out with the whole French cookbook thing.

I just did yesterday, I will take my dogs on more walks or to the park and (re)train them to do tricks. I will not let other people and situations I can't control invade my life and make me miserable. I will cook most of the recipes in Bourdain's Les Halles cookbook...or at least the good ones.

Mine is to walk at least one dog per day. (I have two.)

Hahaha, oh Mormons how we love thee.

Yes, arbitrary non-descriptive person, you can do it. Get psyched up already!

I don't set expectations, I set goals.

Mcnuggets. No more bulls**t

Get Paid, Get Laid

Eat clean, get lean. Remember, it takes two weeks to create a new pattern of behavior. You can do it!

I would feel a tad ashamed to honor God in EVERY part of my life. (Let your imagination run wild.) (;

I did, but I already broke it. I resolved to quit wasting time on Facebook games and iPhone apps, but halfway through NEW YEAR'S DAY I realized that such a snap decision wasn't fair to all my opponents in those games, so I reinstalled all those games and decided to just limit my time spent instead.

I resolve to not make any more resolutions.

Be more positive. Forgive more resent less. Honor God in every part of my life.

Sometimes I think Ted is a troll.

This February, I'm getting stationed at a base that has an indoor swimming pool. So my resolution is to go swimming for an hour three times a week once I get there.

Yes, I resolve to keep all my vices in tact. Happy New Year ! ????????????

I'm resolving to speak my mind more instead of holding back to keep the peace.

I made a few. A couple ill do within 2013, a couple might take a little longer.

But...that's not what it says....

you can make resolutions at any given moment in time. ????

I like to make insignificant resolutions so that I don't feel bad when I don't keep them--if I make any resolutions at all. Lol

Say "I love you" more.

I'm still checking off resolutions I made in 2010.

Same as every year- exercise regularly. That should last about a week ;)

to go to bed earlier and get up earlier so i'm not so rushed in the morning.

lose weight and gain muscles

It's not as dumd as wanting to be in the WWE... That is my dream.

To spend more time with the friends who love me
And to stay away from girls that turn out to be cheating sl*ts with psycho lovers :(

Not to speak of.

I'm impressed! I'm only fluent in English and passable in American sign and Spanish. Though I'm I'm working on fluency!

When I was a teen my mom did Jenny craig. We went to see what would be "safe" per them for me to weigh, they said I'd have to list myself as anorexic and eat to gain at least 15 lbs to be allowed on it. I ended up losing weight instead of gaining (on my own) and was extremely healthy bc of it.

Not true.

Resolutions are for lazy people that should have already done it.

same as every year, lose weight..I did lose 90 pounds, but I need to lose more. Exercise more, quit cursing so much (yeah right)

@Lulzy, I saw that South Park episode! In it, they did a variation of what you're saying, and they called it "cheesing"!????

My goal is to eat 10 kilos of cat shit.

I find New Years resolutions counter productive. Good for you if you want to better yourself, but setting up a goal that you wont meet at the same time every year is a recipe for failiure. Do it for yourself and do it in march when the crowd at the gym dies down.

Most likely I will I keep on trying to improve the quality of my self. Last year I had a theme word for the hear the word was, hope. I'm not quite sure what my focus will be this year have to think about and praying that somewhat .

Practice more at soccer so my coach plays me more.

It sounds dumb but I want to become an MMA fighter

'Are your making any New Year's resolutions?' horrible grammar

Good luck! I've done it, I know you can too.

Congratulations

Yes, but the are usually a reiteration of my year round goals.