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daverator November 16th, 2019 4:29pm

A girl said I “didn’t seem interested” because she texted me “Hey” and I texted her “Hi” back instead of hey as well. Have you ever analyzed a text that much?

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Robert0111 Oscar Romeo
11/17/19 8:34 am

yes I have.
i just dont report it back to people like she did because.... it's a crazy thing to do...

she's crazy man.

Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
11/17/19 6:13 am

That’s crazy! But did overanalyze it enough to make a poll about it on an app to see what strangers think?

You sound perfect for each other.

daverator Connecticut
11/17/19 10:12 pm

I don’t understand. I wanted to know if other people had taken a text as seriously as she had. How does that correlate to me doing the same? I think she’s nuts.

FitzDarcy Tre46on
11/17/19 4:14 am

I think her Hey...meant for him to respond Hey; what's up ? .....everyone analyzing her by 3 letters is also crazy...

theNobamist Silicon Valley
11/17/19 2:59 am

She seems... crazy

Which means you may hear from her again later. Crazy always circles back. Don't hold your breath waiting. Move on to the next girl.
But you may have an interesting opportunity for fun randomly arise.
But... crazy chicks, as wild fun as they may be one night... may be the type who boil your bunnies for weeks after with "why didn't you answer my text????" messages 7000 times a day and lurking outside your house.

Squidboy Snarkapottamus
11/16/19 7:05 pm

Run. If that’s her analysis from two letters......imagine a full sentence of second guessing and mind-fuckery. Run away. Don’t look back. No second chances. Save yourself.

MannIsMe Did You Assume My Party
11/16/19 4:23 pm

Open ended question > canned salutation

If she's too young to know, don't hold it against her.
If she ain't in her teens anymore, start looking elsewhere.

gonzoboy Arizona
11/16/19 3:21 pm

"I WAS interested..."

11/16/19 12:42 pm

She sounds crazy. Consider yourself lucky she gets to be some other guy’s problem.

Jade73 I Love Animals
11/16/19 12:27 pm

She really likes you or she wouldn't analyze your text at all. If you like her back just be happy.

CoffeeNow Powderpuff Leftist
11/16/19 11:24 am

Classic mistake. You always text back hey to hey. If she texted back what’s up or yo you could respond with hi, but not to hey, hello, or what’s cookin sugar?

daverator Connecticut
11/16/19 1:19 pm

What’s cracka lackin

Krystina Let Freedom Reign
11/16/19 10:50 am

You sure it wasn’t because, in her mind, she was inviting you to strike up a conversation and all you said back was “hi”? I mean, maybe she was looking for something more than “hi” to indicate interest?

Talren Libertarian Socialist
11/16/19 11:10 am

If she wanted to strike up a conversation, she should say more than just “Hey,” lol.

Krystina Let Freedom Reign
11/16/19 11:15 am

Personally, I think both “hey” and “hi” are ridiculous. But, professionals are saying that young people don’t know how to talk to one another these days. Apparently, and sadly, social media stifles the ability to learn how to actually socialize and converse.

CoffeeNow Powderpuff Leftist
11/16/19 11:24 am

This sounds like a Seinfeld episode

Krystina Let Freedom Reign
11/16/19 11:27 am

I think you’re on to something, Coffee. The ridiculousness of this could make for a great sitcom episode indeed.

daverator Connecticut
11/16/19 1:21 pm

It’s just weird because I value talking in person much more than a text. The fact that she told her friends I “didn’t seem interested” over one interaction on a phone is worrying.

11/16/19 10:16 am

She’s nuts. If you had responded more “favorably,” she would say you were being overzealous.

11/16/19 9:38 am

No, and I never will.