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Squidboy February 13th, 2019 4:52pm

Miranda Lambert allegedly dumped a salad on a woman during an argument. Hypothetically...if you were to dump a salad on someone out of anger, would you put dressing on it first? Comments for the dressing you would use.

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ladyniner81 no hope for humanity
02/14/19 12:09 am

Dripping with Italian dressing with big smelly anchovies. then BAM! You smell! 😁

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TopsQueen Oregon Coast
02/13/19 10:26 pm

Oh misread. Hummmm. A nutritional Russian with honey and wheat germ, raisins , bacon. And stinky cheese

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HammeringMan Gods Away On Business
02/13/19 10:52 pm

Can't top that. Maybe a Ceasar. Heavy on the anchovies.

TopsQueen Oregon Coast
02/13/19 10:20 pm

Whipped cream. As in fruit.

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TopsQueen Oregon Coast
02/13/19 10:21 pm

Then again if you don’t go for sexy , Mayo is good for the hair.

anniepoops fear the deer
02/13/19 9:15 pm

Sadly, I’d used ranch. It’s my fave, but seems like it’d be good for this purpose.

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charismaicicle
02/13/19 9:03 pm

Chipotle ranch

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HBNY this space for rent
02/13/19 8:16 pm

A dressing with lots of oil if I’m P.O.’ed with the person in question.

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FallingStar Oregon
02/13/19 6:07 pm

I’d make it a chef salad so it’d be messier and probably Bleu Cheese since it stinks or something dark or oily.

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Kay41 the Midwest
02/13/19 3:22 pm

Well, it would be no fun to dump a dry salad. I'd use a dark French dressing and make sure the salad had all kinds of tiny bits like bacon bits, sunflower seeds, and shredded cheese.

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Squidboy Snarkapottamus
02/13/19 3:39 pm

Now yer talkin’! 😂

presrvd Phoenix
02/13/19 3:12 pm

French dressing. Good dark color to allow for staining....

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AZlass Phoenix
02/13/19 1:20 pm

Oil & Vinegar

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imanag My heaven on Earth
02/13/19 1:02 pm

If I were to ever dump a salad on someone (By the way, rude!), I’d definitely want chunky bleu cheese or a cilantro lime avocado dressing for that messing.

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TierasPet
02/14/19 10:01 am

Yep, if you're going to be rude, you need to do it in style, your dressings work for me too. 😊😉

Zod Above Pugetropolis
02/13/19 12:50 pm

With dressing. Something super-nasty and stinky, like Roquefort or Blue Cheese, since I'm not planning on eating it anyway.

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ozzy
02/13/19 12:40 pm

I wouldn’t do that

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Ebola007 Florida
02/13/19 12:36 pm

Bleu cheese 🧀.

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theNobamist Silicon Valley
02/13/19 11:22 am

Vinaigrette if I toss it up into their eyes. 😵
Tomato 🍅 if it's going on your clothes.

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Squidboy Snarkapottamus
02/13/19 11:41 am

I’m going with a nice chunky bleu cheese for effect.

snagglepuss Story Time
02/13/19 10:51 am

I would put French dressing on it so I could make a splash at least! Otherwise no big deal.

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tractorman Oklahoma
02/13/19 10:50 am

I would use some type of vinegarette because it would be more likely to stain..

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rons WOKE is sick
02/13/19 10:13 am

Publicity stunt or a normal southern ladies linch.

political Georgia
02/13/19 10:09 am

That’s such a savage move though.

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CoffeeNow Powderpuff Leftist
02/13/19 10:04 am

Yeah otherwise what’s the point?

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CoffeeNow Powderpuff Leftist
02/13/19 10:05 am

I guess I’d go with honey mustard