Miranda Lambert allegedly dumped a salad on a woman during an argument. Hypothetically...if you were to dump a salad on someone out of anger, would you put dressing on it first? Comments for the dressing you would use.
Dripping with Italian dressing with big smelly anchovies. then BAM! You smell! 😁
Oh misread. Hummmm. A nutritional Russian with honey and wheat germ, raisins , bacon. And stinky cheese
Can't top that. Maybe a Ceasar. Heavy on the anchovies.
Whipped cream. As in fruit.
Then again if you don’t go for sexy , Mayo is good for the hair.
Sadly, I’d used ranch. It’s my fave, but seems like it’d be good for this purpose.
A dressing with lots of oil if I’m P.O.’ed with the person in question.
I’d make it a chef salad so it’d be messier and probably Bleu Cheese since it stinks or something dark or oily.
Well, it would be no fun to dump a dry salad. I'd use a dark French dressing and make sure the salad had all kinds of tiny bits like bacon bits, sunflower seeds, and shredded cheese.
Now yer talkin’! 😂
French dressing. Good dark color to allow for staining....
Oil & Vinegar
If I were to ever dump a salad on someone (By the way, rude!), I’d definitely want chunky bleu cheese or a cilantro lime avocado dressing for that messing.
Yep, if you're going to be rude, you need to do it in style, your dressings work for me too. 😊😉
With dressing. Something super-nasty and stinky, like Roquefort or Blue Cheese, since I'm not planning on eating it anyway.
I wouldn’t do that
Bleu cheese 🧀.
Vinaigrette if I toss it up into their eyes. 😵
Tomato 🍅 if it's going on your clothes.
I’m going with a nice chunky bleu cheese for effect.
I would put French dressing on it so I could make a splash at least! Otherwise no big deal.
I would use some type of vinegarette because it would be more likely to stain..
I don't use dressing...
Publicity stunt or a normal southern ladies linch.
That’s such a savage move though.
Yeah otherwise what’s the point?
I guess I’d go with honey mustard