Do you think you could win a physical fight against the person you've spoken to most recently?
Just talked to my 6 foot tall dad.... that’s not gonna go well
That’d be my toddler & nope she’d kick my a$$
My boyfriend. Nope.
My 80 year old grandfather... Despite being in quite good shape for his age, I’m sure I could haha.
My sister is skinnier than me and she'd whup my ass.
Sorry mom, ur going down 🤣
Via text communication.. 40 year old female versus 20 year old female, who would win? 😂
My father would pick my ass to the moon.
Kick, though pick works too
Mom? I seriously doubt it. Would I try? I seriously doubt it.
HA, I’m currently bartending, and the only people at the bar right now are old drunk men. So it could go either way...
I’m not going to fight the girl running the cash register at Chipotle, so she wins by default.
Me vs a 5 year old...hmm.
My four-year-old son? I hope so.
Maybe. I can’t imagine my husband fighting me, so we’d both come out ok.
Mom, prepare for a beating.
Yes, I’m pretty sure I would win a fight with my wife. 😆😂🤣
Yes, my coworker is female and weighs about 100 lbs. I could win with both arms tied behind my back.
No. My 31 year old daughter may weigh 130 and can dead lift 205 lbs. I have never wanted to hit her anyway. 😜
The last person I spoke to was an older woman working at a CVS so, yes, no question.
But I can’t imagine many scenarios where I would make that choice.
I just relied to @voc does that count?
You could take me. I’m a HUGE pansy.
Why can’t I spell?
I didn’t know what you meant by relied, but I went with it because that’s what friends do.
Ha ! Thanks guy! You rock!
Yes but she gave birth to me so I'll let her win
My mom would whoop me lol
I’ve been kicking my brother’s @ss for 13 years
My mother... That wouldn't look good.
It was my 3 year old daughter. She’s tough and she’s got a low center of gravity. But I could distract her with some goldfish and Doc McStuffins long enough to get the upper hand.
Yes, and that would likely be true on most days. People underestimate how prepared I am to defend myself if needed. Have only needed to once but I took on a man twice my size who fully intended to rape me. I was more prepared than him and that was my saving grace.
Good for you! ❤️
Well, I COULD, but that'd be most unwise. I've gotta sleep sometime, and my wife would want revenge 😵
my sister who's a foot shorter so yeah
What a weird question. For many people, the person you’ve most recently spoke to was your significant other, family member, or coworker. Why would SOH ask this question? Why would anyone evaluate whether they could win a physical fight against the person they most recently had a conversation with?
Sudden zombie apocalypse?
She’s 2 so...yeah.
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My wife? She’ll kick my ass! 😛
Same, and I’d let her.
Weak male. Gets his ass beat by his wife let alone a woman. Don’t even call yourself a man at this point.
Smart man. It’s not about strength.
He’s 5 and I outweigh him by 200 lbs. it would be close.
Id fuck my 5yo up!!!
Dont ask this question again in a year or two though, that little bastard locked in an armbar last week and almost hyperextended my elbow.
Nope. My daughter. I’m bigger but she’s much more fit and has more stamina. She wouldn’t go for it, though. And I wouldn’t even try. We’d probably both just sit down and laugh about it.
My wife just said "I love you, good night"
I'm a 6'0 physically fit 165lbs 25 year old. The last person I talked to was a girl, probably my age, about 100-110 lbs (skinny), and quite short. I think yes.
You’re a little underweight, man.
I'm a little above the dead center normal weight when looking at BMI. But yes, compared to other Americans I'm underweight.
Yep. Fat fake homeless woman with a change cup. She always needs $19 to get a hotel room for the night, every single night.
No. The cashier was a big heavy guy!
Besides, he's nice too. Why would I want to hit him?
Lol. No. My work husband would woop me easily.
I am not much of a fighter. At all. And the guy I just talked to knows mixed martial arts. He could rip my ass off and hand it back to me without even trying.
The wife? No, she'd just kick me in the nuts...ding, ding, ding, we have a winner!
My wife? Don’t tell her I said I could.
It was my 3 year old so I think I could take him
I’ve KOed myself more than once.
No, because that would be my sweet wife of 45 years, and I'd never hurt her. ❤️
My answer also, except it’s 44 years.
You still get a trophy!🏆
Seen as how I have spent the last 30min trying to convince my 18month old twins that they should go to bed and stop crawling out of their cribs; I think I would win.
But they are 100% winning the war of attrition. Waking up in the night, early in the morning, tearing the house apart every time you turn your head and refusing to eat, to name a few. I am run down.
Maybe? It would be close and pathetic since neither of us would have any fighting prowess.
Maybe, it would be close. I answered no since I won’t physically fight anyone over anything. I go out of my way these days to not so much as even argue. I don’t mind debating my beliefs, but not to the point of actually arguing much less physically fighting. It’s hard some days with a 13 year old around. I have to really hold back sometimes! 😫
What if your life depended on it?