Have you ever wondered why Tarzan doesn’t have a beard?
Yes, and why he doesn’t smell bad, and why he has a neat haircut?
I have fleetingly wondered that before.
It is odd
It boggles my mind 🧐
He wears a tarp on his waist, has hair the length of my girlfriend, and speaks monkey. I think that’s enough.
More like a rag around his waist, BUT THAT’S IT!
Why would he have long hair but not a beard?
I assume he's of a race similar to Native Americans who don't grow beards I think.
They maybe just have sparse hair or peach fuzz.
Not until just now
Well, if he lives in the wild how does he shave?
Yeah. I don’t know. Why didn’t I think of that before??
He has a knife.
How did he get a knife?
It was his father’s hunting knife.
Maybe his father had a razor, too?
Maybe he shaved with his knife?
That’s what I’m thinking 🤔
It was considered childish to grow a beard in that age. Charlton Heston said so in planet of the apes.
Think about it? Where would you shave in the jungle?
Also why are nicked bigger than dimes?
Or why does Hawaii have an interstate highway?
Why didn’t I ever think about that
I used to wonder about that too! Weismueller, Fairbanks, Ron Ely, on and on ... none of them had beards! Or even mustaches.
Are the monkeys shaving him? Lol
And why he wears a loin cloth.
Ever catch your bits on a bush or a branch?
You’ll only do it so many times
It’s not like he has a 70 yo saggy sac! 😂 the other apes don’t wear loin cloths. He’s king so they should mimic him.
Well he’s a hairless ape to them there’s only so much they’ll have in common. He should also have a harrier back now that I think about it
And if you’re a fellow fella go bottomless on a hike through an unblazed trail sir.
Eventually you’ll come up with a reason to hold your fun zone to safety
But a loin cloth isn’t a banana hammock. LOL! It’s like a teeny misshapen leather kilt.
Hey he did the best he could with a jungle education and a masters in debugging his family back
Not until this very moment.
LOL of all the things I've wondered about, that isn't one of them.
Until now lol
Never thought of it.
Ask your son lol