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snagglepuss February 1st, 2019 4:45pm

Have you ever wondered why Tarzan doesn’t have a beard?

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catpillow Florida West Coast
02/03/19 7:27 am

Yes, and why he doesn’t smell bad, and why he has a neat haircut?

lcamino Florida
02/02/19 6:23 pm

I have fleetingly wondered that before.

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snagglepuss Story Time
02/01/19 11:18 pm

It boggles my mind 🧐

DarthTater Jesus Saves
02/01/19 4:52 pm

He wears a tarp on his waist, has hair the length of my girlfriend, and speaks monkey. I think that’s enough.

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DarthTater Jesus Saves
02/01/19 4:53 pm

More like a rag around his waist, BUT THAT’S IT!

snagglepuss Story Time
02/01/19 9:15 pm

Why would he have long hair but not a beard?

Praetorianus Fair enough.
02/01/19 2:43 pm

I assume he's of a race similar to Native Americans who don't grow beards I think.

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snagglepuss Story Time
02/01/19 9:19 pm

They maybe just have sparse hair or peach fuzz.

voc I am...what I am
02/01/19 2:10 pm

Not until just now

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snagglepuss Story Time
02/01/19 2:21 pm

Well, if he lives in the wild how does he shave?

voc I am...what I am
02/01/19 2:22 pm

Yeah. I don’t know. Why didn’t I think of that before??

Wert A picture of my Tit
02/01/19 9:28 pm

It was his father’s hunting knife.

Wert A picture of my Tit
02/01/19 9:29 pm

Maybe his father had a razor, too?

snagglepuss Story Time
02/01/19 9:37 pm

Maybe he shaved with his knife?

Wert A picture of my Tit
02/01/19 9:38 pm

That’s what I’m thinking πŸ€”

CudOfCow Oregon
02/01/19 12:40 pm

It was considered childish to grow a beard in that age. Charlton Heston said so in planet of the apes.

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snagglepuss Story Time
02/01/19 2:22 pm

Think about it? Where would you shave in the jungle?

Crispy899 America
02/01/19 11:28 am

Also why are nicked bigger than dimes?
Or why does Hawaii have an interstate highway?

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Ssfiddler1 TheTrumpBarber
02/01/19 11:21 am

Why didn’t I ever think about that

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shygal47 Florida east coast
02/01/19 11:14 am

I used to wonder about that too! Weismueller, Fairbanks, Ron Ely, on and on ... none of them had beards! Or even mustaches.
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snagglepuss Story Time
02/01/19 2:24 pm

Are the monkeys shaving him? Lol

shygal47 Florida east coast
02/01/19 7:46 pm

🀷‍♀️

Diogenes Lagoa Time
02/01/19 11:08 am

And why he wears a loin cloth.

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Crispy899 America
02/01/19 11:27 am

Ever catch your bits on a bush or a branch?
You’ll only do it so many times

Diogenes Lagoa Time
02/01/19 11:29 am

It’s not like he has a 70 yo saggy sac! πŸ˜‚ the other apes don’t wear loin cloths. He’s king so they should mimic him.

Crispy899 America
02/01/19 12:21 pm

Well he’s a hairless ape to them there’s only so much they’ll have in common. He should also have a harrier back now that I think about it

And if you’re a fellow fella go bottomless on a hike through an unblazed trail sir.

Eventually you’ll come up with a reason to hold your fun zone to safety

Diogenes Lagoa Time
02/01/19 12:30 pm

But a loin cloth isn’t a banana hammock. LOL! It’s like a teeny misshapen leather kilt.

Crispy899 America
02/01/19 12:32 pm

Hey he did the best he could with a jungle education and a masters in debugging his family back

Diogenes Lagoa Time
02/01/19 12:39 pm

Mmmm...tasty buggies!

Cooper831 Wisconsin
02/01/19 11:05 am

Not until this very moment.

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orgblu10 Shamerica
02/01/19 10:53 am

LOL of all the things I've wondered about, that isn't one of them.

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cpaswr 864511320
02/01/19 10:01 am

Never thought of it.

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snagglepuss Story Time
02/01/19 2:27 pm

Ask your son lol