Show of Hands

Decaf tastes like chemicals.

No I don’t like the liquid equivalent of blue balls

I don’t like coffee

I don't like any coffee

I can’t taste the difference.

There’s a time and place for decaf coffee: Never and in the trash.

Not enough caffeine

I’ve never had it. My urologist said I should avoid it.

Yes and I don’t find much difference in taste between decaf and regular coffee.

I don't mind the lack of caffeine but it usually also lacks flavor.