I'm stuck in a boring mandatory class for work all day. Chat in the comments to keep me awake, any subject goes. And...begin!
Try memorizing something.
If you ever watch UFC or MMA fights there’s a better way to watch, forget about the fight and imagine it’s a show about two men who have never hugged before and they are trying to figure it out for the first time
I have nothing interesting going on today!
No problem, class is over
Try this to wake you up.
So... if you could turn in your TPS reports early, that would be great...,
Sir I need to talk to you about your flair
We’re gonna need you to work Saturday, that’d be great.
I remember when I worked for Dunder Mifflin paper company my old boss Michael Scott would make us go through boring classes in the conference room.
And that time corporate made us take that sexual harassment class.
It’s a turducken! 😋
I was going to try to figure out a way to play tic tac toe or dots and lines with you in chat, but then I had to go to work. 🙁
That would have been a good trick.
If you were to run a food truck, what food would you want it to be?
Waffles and ice cream
You could put those waffles in a cone of ice cream
Nice!! Think of all the flavors you could make!!
And add fried chicken 🍗
Do you believe that a low-yield positive output nuclear fission reaction can result from the electric charge of a palladium cathode submerged in deuterium oxide producing tritium by-products all at room temperature?
You had me until the room temperature part.
What types of classes would you find interesting?
If you are really bored, try thinking of a sentence with song titles from one band and put as many titles in as you can while making the sentence still readable but not necessarily grammatically correct. I somehow managed to make a sentence with 12 or 13 while I was trying to go to sleep one night.
Oops, it cannot simply be a sentence listing titles. I forgot to mention that rule.
That sounds fun.
Most of these classes are dry and boring. I can't imagine many classes that would be exciting. Although I've always said I wanted to take a cake decorating class. I do great cakes without ever having taken a class, but I'm sure there are some tips or shortcuts I could be shown.
That's great. I am terrible at cake decorating and I'm not sure any class in the world could help me. Personally, I'd like to take a six week course I think they still offer at Harvard regarding negotiating techniques.
Not sure I'd enjoy that one, but if it interests you that's great.
Will you marry me?
Sorry, my husband beat you to it by almost 19 years.
Aw man you’re too old for me anyway I was only 1 year old 19 years ago
Haha, I'm 46. Wait a few years and my 15 yr old daughter will be 18.
How many people do you know that have had a cerebral rectal inversion?
Probably at least half the people I know, including the ones on this app.
I just took a math test that I thought I bombard but got an 93 on so not all bad
93 is a great score, especially considering you thought you bombed it.
Do you like pancakes? I just finished a plate of pancakes.
I do like pancakes, and also waffles and French toast.
Anyone feel cheated when you order waffles and just get one? And then you wish you had a stack of pancakes because you get multiple? One waffle just seems like too little
One waffle is probably equal to 2-3 pancakes
It may be, but it just feels smaller. May just be psychological. I tend to avoid waffles for this reason
Lol, you need to judge by your stomach, not by your eyes.
My stomach and my eyes don’t get along
What’s the class about?
It's a cardiac class, for nursing. Nothing I don't already know.
You should put your heart into it!
That's a good one!