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Celadonne June 1st, 2018 10:21pm

dumbest thing alcohol ever "made" you do?

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OldLady
06/02/18 2:06 pm

Drove 14 miles home after throwing up in a hotel bathroom tub and ran out on the hotel bill.
I did go back and pay 3 days later.

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SticksandStones Stop fearmongering
06/02/18 10:00 am

I've never consumed it, but some other moron that was drunk came into our lounge freshman year and tried stealing stuff (drunk idiots would do this a lot). So I almost got in a fight because of someone else's stupidity.

4boot LaTrineodeur, MN
06/01/18 11:58 pm

I quit getting drunk many years ago, but did some crazy things before then. Like ramming my head into a cigarette machine because it refused to give me my smokes...too drunk to count the money correctly. I don’t smoke anymore either. Life is much better now...

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snagglepuss Story Time
06/01/18 11:57 pm

Had a white American Eagle hoodie on 😒

SHOWofFIST Flint, MI
06/01/18 11:12 pm

I don't drink so have no reason to blame it on the Al, Al-Al, Al-Al, Alcohol. 😎

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liddleTrump trump is liddle
06/01/18 9:27 pm

Have sex with unattractive women.

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snagglepuss Story Time
06/01/18 11:58 pm

They get better looking with each shot 😉

jenkp223 Being a mommy
06/01/18 9:14 pm

Throw up on my friend’s kitchen floor. That was the night I learned “Beer before liquor makes you sicker.” That was also the night I learned not to drink beer.

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CudOfCow Oregon
06/01/18 7:17 pm

Convinced my brother to hop a razor wire fence with me so that we could climb up a water tower. He puked off the top and dropped his phone off the side. I bought him a new phone the next day. Thank hell we didnt die.

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Zod Above Pugetropolis
06/01/18 6:40 pm

Alcohol didn’t make me do it, being young and a dumbass who'd had too much to drink did. The alcohol just makes it sloppier. Too many to count or catalogue. It’s amazing I survived long enough to grow out of it. I'm going to guess it had something to do with the best advice I ever got from a professional level drunk - check them out mostly sober and in the daylight before going home with them all the way drunk in the dark. The guy was a Yoda level genius, drunk or... never mind, I don’t remember ever seeing him sober.

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missmorganmarie ...
06/01/18 5:53 pm

kick a curb and then try and fight a very overweight lady because she was taking too long ordering her food at wawa 😂😂😂

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Celadonne ballfield
06/05/18 3:19 am

lolol!! I'm surprised to hear this coming from you! hilarious

missmorganmarie ...
06/05/18 3:16 pm

yeah i never touched sailor jerrys after that night

CrazDab Florida
06/01/18 5:30 pm

Alcohol gives me energy. Anyway, new neighbors moved in. They threw a party. Was invited. And went. I closed the party down. They were sleeping. And I started to clean. It was a mess. Cups and empty cans everywhere. So I started to clean things up a bit. They woke up and came down the stairs and was like what are you doing?!??!? GO HOME!!!! 🤷‍♂️😂

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phalnx Ohio
06/01/18 5:03 pm

Just little things, really. I vaguely remember doing a handstand outside of a bar, hanging out in a leafy cave by the marina alone in the middle of the night, trying to write poetry and vomiting all over my desk before passing out, and plugging my computer into a different wall outlet for no reason in particular. I only know it was me because I lived alone at the time.

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ShockNAweMack can vs should. think...
06/01/18 4:49 pm

Stationed at Ft Stewart GA. Got off duty at noon on a Friday. Went down to Jacksonville FL. Woke up on a beach Sunday morning with some girl in Mobile Alabama. No clue how we got there. She didn't remember nor did I. Didn't have the same clothes on when I left Friday. No car. Had to take a Mac flight back to the post. Never saw her again. Neither of us could remember anything about the day we had together.

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Casper Deep inthe Heart ofTexas
06/01/18 5:46 pm

You should write a book ~ if it comes back to you.

qmastrangelo Pottsvegas, PA
06/01/18 7:38 pm

That’s hilarious

ShockNAweMack can vs should. think...
06/01/18 7:41 pm

True story. The guys in my unit to this day, 25 years later still won't tell me what happened. I have no idea if I messed around with the girl, so I can't even brag about it. And she was good looking too.

ProudAmerican44 New Joisey
06/01/18 4:32 pm

As a recovering alcoholic I have to many to tell..🤷‍♀️

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pollman00
06/01/18 4:31 pm

Assasinate JFK.

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anniepoops fear the deer
06/01/18 3:59 pm

Maybe peeing in a parking garage

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Casper Deep inthe Heart ofTexas
06/01/18 5:40 pm

That’s better than the fire escape on the 10th floor over the hotel entrance.

anniepoops fear the deer
06/01/18 6:02 pm

I knew someone would do it bigger

shygal47 Florida east coast
06/01/18 3:49 pm

I thought I could be a stand-up comic and performed a complete floor show that some said wasn't too bad!

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Casper Deep inthe Heart ofTexas
06/01/18 5:44 pm

C word isn’t as funny to those sober jerks, is it?

Seriously I had a good friend, radio DJ, that took the open mike & dropped the P word. That was 50 years ago & he’s still hanging on to those regrets.

shygal47 Florida east coast
06/01/18 5:58 pm

I haven’t any idea what @Caspar or whoever he is, is talking about. I believe you replied either to the wrong poll or the wrong user.
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Casper Deep inthe Heart ofTexas
06/01/18 6:49 pm

I’m sorry if I confused you Shy.
I’m not implying that you did anything so stupid.

I am implying that today’s “comedians” suffer from some sort of brain induced dysfunction similar to what aged Kentucky Whisky does to a lot of us.

I also shared a real experience from a friend of mine that took a stage with little thought. He was capable but laid an egg that still stinks decades later.

Don’t these relate?
Am I on the wrong poll?

Can I tell you an off colored joke? ...Kidding of course.

EarlyBird Portland
06/01/18 7:37 pm

Casper, wrong poll. This question is asking what dumb thing you’re done after drinking too much.

HammeringMan Gods Away On Business
06/01/18 7:56 pm

And all I asked was to hear one of the Jokes!

Casper Deep inthe Heart ofTexas
06/01/18 8:24 pm

I’m sorry, I thought my friend taking the mike at a comedy club after a few drinks related.

Please pardon me but I’m still confused.

EarlyBird Portland
06/01/18 8:50 pm

I think I’ll bow out because now I’m getting confused.

Casper Deep inthe Heart ofTexas
06/01/18 8:59 pm

EB, I’m with you like always.
Goodnight.

shygal47 Florida east coast
06/02/18 6:10 am

@HammeringMan ... it was in the 70s and I don’t recall, but considering the era I imagine they are not humorous in today’s social/political environment.
I heard about that evening for years afterwards from friends, et al.
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HammeringMan Gods Away On Business
06/02/18 8:23 am

In an attempt to help someone asks the drunk Irishman if he wants to be a Jehovah's Witness. The Irishman replies, "No, I didn't even see the accident."

Robert97206 Portland Oregon
06/01/18 3:23 pm

Threaten to throw a cat at somebody if they didn't shut up then proceeded to actually throw a cat at someone.

Sorry osina

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tokala
06/01/18 3:22 pm

I’ve never been drunk enough for alcohol to “make” me do anything. I stop when I’m buzzed.

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CrazDab Florida
06/01/18 4:56 pm

Stopping while buzzed is like shooting down a bird in mid flight 🤷‍♂️😂

tokala
06/01/18 4:57 pm

😂😂😂