Show of Hands

Let the Darwin awards sortem out.

The lava is slow moving, so people assume this means it is safe.

I was there when it snowed. We drove up to the mountains. The people were flying down the hill on tubes, when they ran out of snow , blood was every where!
We couldn’t believe it!

Because of the wizards first rule: “People are stupid”

Human nature.

Gotta do it for the gram

Because that where college kids vacation. In school common sense was taught out of them.

Because millennials.
Remember they eat tide pods, snort condoms.

Because there's one born every minute.

Why do you need to have warnings on irons that say “do not iron clothing while wearing it”. Some idiot probably tried it

Because while most people are smart enough to easily do this safely, there are always a few idiots in every crowd. Trying to be dramatic enough to keep the Darwin effect at bay.

The lava in Hawaii is very slow moving.....

For the same reason rangers at Yellowstone tell people not to take selfies with bears...

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Because some people are idiots.

Because I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this, is jackass.