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Jack55 May 29th, 2018 6:37pm

Just saw this TIME headline: β€œPlease don't roast marshmallows over the erupting Hawaii volcano, USGS warns.” Why does this even need to be said?

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pof over my moms knee
05/30/18 3:02 pm

The lava is slow moving, so people assume this means it is safe.

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Jazzy5 USA
05/30/18 5:26 am

I was there when it snowed. We drove up to the mountains. The people were flying down the hill on tubes, when they ran out of snow , blood was every where!
We couldn’t believe it!

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Kyle5 TN
05/29/18 11:35 pm

Because of the wizards first rule: “People are stupid”

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CMChristian gone
05/29/18 6:45 pm

Human nature.

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mudkip17 United States of Texas
05/29/18 3:49 pm

Gotta do it for the gram

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commonman1 Peace
05/29/18 3:22 pm

Because that where college kids vacation. In school common sense was taught out of them.

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meow1177
05/29/18 3:14 pm

Because millennials.
Remember they eat tide pods, snort condoms.

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doober72 Vidalia, Ga.
05/29/18 2:12 pm

Because there's one born every minute.

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RussianThunder Russia and USA
05/29/18 2:09 pm

Why do you need to have warnings on irons that say “do not iron clothing while wearing it”. Some idiot probably tried it

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Zod Above Pugetropolis
05/29/18 1:44 pm

Because while most people are smart enough to easily do this safely, there are always a few idiots in every crowd. Trying to be dramatic enough to keep the Darwin effect at bay.

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commonsense Never over
05/29/18 1:22 pm

The lava in Hawaii is very slow moving.....

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mudkip17 United States of Texas
05/29/18 3:51 pm

Ya I think it took 10 hours to go half a mile, and that's considered a fast moving flow

John1 Florida
05/29/18 12:57 pm

For the same reason rangers at Yellowstone tell people not to take selfies with bears...

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missmorganmarie ...
05/29/18 12:24 pm

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gluxford1 Arizona
05/29/18 11:53 am

Because some people are idiots.

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AdamStephens West Virginia
05/29/18 11:43 am

Because I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this, is jackass.

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