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Show Of Hands March 8th, 2013 2:20pm

Have you ever been hit by a flying "bird turd"?

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03/15/13 8:35 am

Lol, and the results have me rolling on the floor!!! Sorry for you!!!!! Ha ha ha ha.

EarlyBird Portland
03/15/13 7:04 am

I got nailed on the top of my head once while walking to the bus stop in 8th grade. Gross!

jb1620 Greek Isles
03/13/13 9:01 pm

Twice! Once in my convertible and once on the dock in Reddington Beach by a stork! The stork stank!!

03/12/13 7:41 am

When I was 13, I was riding my bike to a friends house and bird decided to take a poo on my arm. To make matters worse, when I got to my friends house and was laying by the pool, another pile of bird poo landed on my stomach. I'm pretty sure it was the same bird!!

03/11/13 5:57 pm

Anyone else notice that people making over $100k got shit on the most

Destroyer Instillation 04
03/10/13 3:06 am

Note to self: do not go to the blue states.

03/09/13 7:49 pm

Stupid birds!!! Your turds are destroying the ozone layer....

03/09/13 7:21 pm

I had picture day at my school and I walked inside and a bird crap landed in my hair

03/09/13 4:18 pm

I was running through a neighbors yard when I was a teenager and got bombed. It must have come from a long way up because it was cool when not hit my head. I though it was starting to rain until I touché te top of my head and looked at my hand to see the white and black goo.

fotoguy Florida
03/09/13 3:33 pm

Yes. While sitting in the bleachers at Wrigley Field waiting for a Cubs game to start. It was a pigeon.

cornybread The Large Malus Fruit
03/09/13 3:21 pm

Thankfully it was a very small amount. but it was unmistakable as I felt it hit my earlobe (yes, my earlobe) as a massive flock of birds passed over my head. apparently it's good luck though, like accidentally stepping in dog/horse sh*t

Querby San Diego
03/09/13 10:16 am

My windshield has, does that count?

memiata ohio
03/09/13 10:14 am

I constantly chased starlings out of a tree. One day my hubby drank his last gulp of coffee, guess what was in the bottom of his cup? The tree was cut down within a week.

310jewel I follow back
03/09/13 8:48 am

I like how the under 21 group haven't been alive to have it happen to them yet. YET. It's coming!

babyboomer1 The flatulance express
03/09/13 8:20 am

I defy you to show me a Chicagoan who answered No! I'd bet every person in Chgo has been shit on by either a pigeon or a sparrow. It's like a Rite of spring.

heyyjude NC
03/09/13 7:15 am

I'm glad everyone is talking about actual bird poo. I saw the quotation marks and had no idea what the question was about.

mackair Uniondale
03/09/13 3:50 am

When I was at a picnic

03/09/13 12:33 am

Why does Long John Silver have a patch over one eye?

He got hit in the eye by seagull poop the day after he got the hook on his right hand.

CarrieMarie Mad Science Crew
03/08/13 11:10 pm

When I lived in California

kubu1218 Texas
03/08/13 10:11 pm

I was little with a lemonade stand at the end of my street. Was wearing a hot new outfit - black skirt & top with fluorescent buttons. I thought I looked great. Hadn't been there long when white bird poop plopped on the shoulder of my new black shirt. Cried all the way home and closed up shop.

xplayman New York City
03/08/13 8:53 pm

I'm looking at the results by income and I'm thinking, that's why they saying getting shit on by a bird is good luck.

AnnieM The Island
03/08/13 8:47 pm

I live right on the water. Of course I have. Damn seagulls.
Why do the tourists always think its fun to feed the seagulls? They feed one, then 2 then 10, then suddenly there's 2,456 of them chasing some kid down the beach while he desperately tosses Fritos thinking it will make them go away.

AnnieM The Island
03/08/13 8:48 pm

And when that happens they always seem to get poop on the people that are smart enough not to feed the winged beasts, but not on the kid with the damn Fritos!

4boot LaTrineodeur, MN
03/08/13 9:21 pm

Seagulls = rats with wings

AnnieM The Island
03/08/13 9:27 pm

That's a huge insult to my pet rats. …and to my sister's chihuahua.

dahawwl Texas
03/08/13 8:25 pm

Sitting on Starbucks patio, chatting on the phone and splat...all over my back

manlypantss florida
03/08/13 8:18 pm

No, but my snowcone was when I was really little. It was devastating.

lacegrenades Chicago
03/09/13 12:25 am

Thank god it didn't hit your manly pants ;)

03/08/13 8:12 pm

Yes for the first time ever a couple a weeks ago. They say its good luck, but it was disgusting!

03/08/13 8:00 pm

Have you seen the YouTube video of boys mixing laxitives in food for the seagulls? It's like a poo massacre after an hour. People running for cover!

RJ1969 SoCal
03/08/13 7:52 pm

Really? Really? Most states say no. You don't have birds, is that right?

FIAT2LUX On Planet Earth
03/09/13 5:42 am

Or maybe, most birds appear to be more so potty trained than pigeons and seagulls.

llbelinda Believeland
03/08/13 7:39 pm

At Sea World of all places, I got a big surprise in my hair. Guess the birds were tired of the other animals getting all the attention!

03/08/13 7:39 pm

Mini golfing with my Grandfather on a family vacation, he had been sick and got a pretty good laugh out of it so in my eyes it was worth it.

Kyonkichi Memphis
03/08/13 7:23 pm

Fortunately it was only on my shoulder and there wasn't a lot of it.

fej shades of grey
03/08/13 7:16 pm

The 55% who say no are simply not telling the truth or never noticed the turd on their back or shoulder.

03/08/13 7:04 pm

This is a creative poll....

03/08/13 7:01 pm

No, but my shirt got hit one day at the beach. Stupid gulls.

lindiihop Michigan
03/08/13 6:33 pm

No, but way back in elementary school, the kids at my bus stop were all getting off the bus, and a bird pooped all over one kid's hands--and his Gameboy!

BamaGirl ROLL TIDE from Arizona
03/08/13 6:31 pm

Close, but thankfully no. The closest was my dad got hit when we were in the bird sanctuary at a zoo when I was a child.

03/08/13 6:13 pm

Was mowing the grass and felt warmth running down btw my eyes.

beanD California
03/08/13 6:00 pm

I love how California is YES. Tooooooooo many dang seagulls out here.

huskermedic Cincinnati
03/08/13 5:58 pm

Twice, one head shot and center mass shot.

bubsbear USA
03/08/13 5:49 pm

Right on the head. It felt like a freaking rock was thrown at me

03/08/13 5:23 pm

Used to work on a fishing boat, dam seagulls. It was like the Luftwaffe and London all over again.

ishady 86451132020
03/08/13 5:08 pm

Secret government drones disguised as birds?

FIAT2LUX On Planet Earth
03/08/13 7:00 pm

And so advanced that you mistake them for real birds. Lol

03/08/13 7:01 pm


PresidentDonald Washington D.C.
03/08/13 5:02 pm

Angled perfectly, went down the back of my shirt : /

Helpless Anywhere I want to be.
03/08/13 4:55 pm

I flew the bird a few times on my way home from work. Slow drivers (those that insist on driving 10 mph below the speed limit) piss me off. Especially when they are in the left lane.

BeachSt Coastal Virginia
03/08/13 4:56 pm

Florida drivers that I see driving through VA are the worst.

03/08/13 4:45 pm

yup. a seagull crapped on my head in atlantic city on my 21st birthday. must've given me luck because I won 600 bucks in a casino right after!

03/08/13 4:35 pm

Eagle 1, this is pigeon 2, closing in on human target to drop load, over!


Homgrwn Lost
03/08/13 5:45 pm

Rodger that, target is covered, over

FIAT2LUX On Planet Earth
03/08/13 7:02 pm

I'm having trouble coming up with a smart idea about how it got cleaned up…

CassieH 15235
03/08/13 4:26 pm

Figures New York and California.

03/08/13 4:25 pm

What the heck is that wealth gap about?

susanr Colorado
03/08/13 4:32 pm

Correlates with age. Older - more likely to have higher income. Under 21 - way less likely to make over $100K. Older - been around longer; more likely to have encountered a relatively random event.

An important lesson in correlation not implying causation.

03/08/13 4:33 pm

That's what I was thinking.

Isomax TIC TOC
03/08/13 4:24 pm

No but I've been hit by a falling bird turd. "A flying bird turd.?" I want some of what ever your smokin.