Are you a hipster?
A real hipster, no. But I’m in Portland, pretty much half the population falls into what most of America calls a hipster.
No. I don’t even know where to buy a hat.
Nope nope nope nope nope nope NOPE
Yes and your question offends me
No, and please put me out of my misery if I ever became one. Garlic keeps them away, right? 😜
No way. They’re all foodies and garlic is the 5th food group.
Damn! What about silver? Or maybe holy water?
Nope, met the wife at 18, married at 21 child at 22. Had no time to be hip.
Beyond hipster. I’m stuck in the Victorian era and WWI Britain. Not so much fashion but house and decor yes.
That's a pretty hipster move.