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josh42732 The Nation of Texas
12/03/17 12:53 pm

Luke’s son didn’t kill him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

savalordtester
12/01/17 8:08 am

Luke just doesn't seem powerful.

osouless Whats Next
11/29/17 10:55 am

Luke. Greatest hero ever.

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Malekithe Bedrock
11/29/17 2:37 pm

Not even close

bluefish empiricism and love
11/29/17 9:18 am

Han is a more interesting character

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rambo088 kansas
11/29/17 5:13 am

Luke is a whiny bìtcb

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CoffeeNow Powderpuff Leftist
11/29/17 6:56 am

Yeah he was a kid. But we see him mature

Gunfighter06 Iowa, since 1846
11/29/17 4:21 am

Han because he's not a one dimensional character.

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rambo088 kansas
11/29/17 10:12 am

Because he only cares about the greater good, light side of the force blah blah

CoffeeNow Powderpuff Leftist
11/29/17 11:23 am

Emperor palpatine is that you?

Gunfighter06 Iowa, since 1846
11/29/17 2:40 pm

Luke is a completely stock character with essentially zero literary development throughout the original trilogy. He's predictable and boring. Han has more depth.

CoffeeNow Powderpuff Leftist
11/29/17 2:50 pm

⬆️throw this guy in the sarlacc pit!!!

orgblu10 Shamerica
11/28/17 9:52 pm

Han is the Man.

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sfcren Wyoming
11/28/17 9:33 pm

I feel like I'm Han Solo and you're Chewie (referring to Silent Bob) and she's Ben Kenobi (referring to Bethany) and we're in that '****ed-up' bar!

- Jay

Diogenes FreeMeBe
11/28/17 8:49 pm

Han. He banged the Princess. Sorry Luke, I'm not a progressive.

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phalnx Ohio
11/28/17 8:29 pm

Solo wins Hans down.

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CoffeeNow Powderpuff Leftist
11/29/17 6:59 am

Should be named “Reasons why buzzfeed is the worst”

PrinceOberyn Vive LEmpereur
11/28/17 6:36 pm

Neither. Darth Bane.

Han Solo is an idiot, though. Anyone who is a smuggler as experienced as he is knows to *never* backstab, default, or fuck with the Hutts, especially Jabba.

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phalnx Ohio
11/28/17 8:26 pm

Even he gets boarded at times. Do you think he had a choice?!

PrinceOberyn Vive LEmpereur
11/28/17 9:07 pm

When we first meet Han, he kills Greedo, who came to confront him over his mess up with Jabba's shipment. On the outside, it seems sensible that Han would have to drop cargo at the first sign of an imperial patrol. So why would Jabba want him dead? Jabba is an old and smart and pragmatic businessman. The slug had been in the crime business for 500 years. Only an idiot would kill a smuggler who messed up once. Someone would have to be incredibly incompetent for Jabba to spend resources on killing that person. Obviously, Han has cost Jabba a lot of money on multiple occasions.

We see this again in TFA. That whole scene with the gangs further illustrates his incompetence as a smuggler.

PrinceOberyn Vive LEmpereur
11/28/17 9:11 pm

Of course he had a choice. HIDE IT BETTER. HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A FREAKING SMUGGLER.

Also,

Why didn't Han use the reward money he got for rescuing Princess Leia to pay off Jabba the Hutt?

phalnx Ohio
11/28/17 9:33 pm

Heh. You made some good points. However, Jabba himself acknowledged that Han used to be a great smuggler before he got demoted to bantha fodder. I'd chalk it up to the natural capriciousness common to those who've held absolute power for a while.

He sent the clearly inexperienced Greedo not to kill him, but as a sacrifice...to warn Solo that shit was getting serious. He dropped a perfectly serviceable slave girl into the Rancor's lair. He refused to negotiate Solos release when it clearly would have been profitable to do so.

...I think he was just pissed that Solo stepped on his tail. That sent him over the edge...it was never about money. Pride is an ugly thing.

SHIPPY1944 Tn.
11/28/17 6:12 pm

Grandpa Han Solo, Gkids Luke Skywalker🤩

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Praetorianus Fair enough.
11/28/17 5:53 pm

I can identify more with Han than Golden Boy Luke, despite his achievements.

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IEatzCookies Alderaan
11/28/17 5:35 pm

Anyone saying Luke is inferior is an asshole. Han is cool and all, but Luke is a bad ass. He single handedly confronted two of the most powerful sith to ever live.

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CyanEide
11/28/17 7:08 pm

Han is the better character though

Americanguy
11/28/17 5:24 pm

Like is gay

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PepsiGuy Gave up Pepsi for Lent
11/28/17 5:25 pm

Dislike is trans.

Americanguy
11/28/17 5:25 pm

Luke is gay

Like is cool!

Squidboy Snarkapottamus
11/28/17 4:53 pm

Luke is a whiny bitch. Han Solo is confident & fun. I’m hanging out w solo. I would feed Luke to a bantha....but I need him to save the world in episode 4.

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PrinceOberyn Vive LEmpereur
11/28/17 6:32 pm

Like father like son.

Did he ever get those power converters?

Malekithe Bedrock
11/29/17 4:05 am

Without Han Vader would have killed Luke before he could blow up the deathstar

CoffeeNow Powderpuff Leftist
11/29/17 7:01 am

Luke had an arc. The fact that he was a whiny bitch in the beginning made his arc even more satisfying.

Malekithe Bedrock
11/29/17 2:36 pm

Without Vader Luke would be killed by the Emperor.

CoffeeNow Powderpuff Leftist
11/29/17 2:52 pm

Exactly...that’s another reason why Vader’s redemption was so compelling, because it was necessary to save his son’s life

Malekithe Bedrock
11/29/17 3:26 pm

Just another Luke failure

Malekithe Bedrock
11/29/17 3:27 pm

I guess he is better than Darth Temper Tantrum in episode VII

CoffeeNow Powderpuff Leftist
11/29/17 3:50 pm

That’s basically fan fiction anyway

Malekithe Bedrock
11/29/17 4:01 pm

Its all fan fiction.

CoffeeNow Powderpuff Leftist
11/29/17 4:09 pm

Not the original. Can’t be fan fiction before there were fans

Malekithe Bedrock
11/29/17 4:09 pm

Except IV-VI, and Rogue One the movies have been a disappointment

CoffeeNow Powderpuff Leftist
11/29/17 9:40 pm

Star Wars is IV, V, and VI

Everything else is shit

Malekithe Bedrock
11/30/17 3:59 am

I agree.

mac238 Ohio
11/28/17 4:48 pm

Darth Raven commander alpha

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karakalpak Uzbekistan
11/28/17 4:20 pm

General Grievous is the only good character TBH.

dylkohl The Media Lies
11/28/17 4:17 pm

ham solo is a much more interesting character to be fair

xtarite
11/28/17 4:15 pm

I have never liked the Jedi, they are presented as purely good characters. At least Han shows some ability to get dirty

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FrankLunts Fredericksburg, VA
11/28/17 4:09 pm

Luke. Return of the Jedi. Baddest Jedi yet.

FrankLunts Fredericksburg, VA
11/28/17 4:13 pm

Pre-remastered Solo was badder than the new, fake, shoot second, guy.

FrankLunts Fredericksburg, VA
11/28/17 4:46 pm

Kicked Vader's and everyone at Jaba's palace @sses.

Malekithe Bedrock
11/28/17 4:59 pm

Vader was not at Jabba's palace

Malekithe Bedrock
11/28/17 5:04 pm

He was 1-1 in confronting Vader.
The emperor kicked his @ss.

FrankLuntz Fredericksburg, VA
11/28/17 5:19 pm

Didn't say he was there. Both happened in Return of the Jedi. Luke also destroyed the Death Star in Star Wars.

FrankLuntz Fredericksburg, VA
11/28/17 5:19 pm

Sorry that was Empire

FrankLuntz Fredericksburg, VA
11/28/17 5:20 pm

The emperor did make him his btch for sure but he managed to turn Vader, who killed the emperor.

CoffeeNow Powderpuff Leftist
11/29/17 7:00 am

The emperor would have done that to anyone though

FrankLuntz Fredericksburg, VA
11/29/17 3:34 pm

Ok the emperor was a bad@ss. I just like Luke.

PepsiGuy Gave up Pepsi for Lent
11/28/17 4:03 pm

Luke. He is one of the best heroes in movie history.

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tokala
11/28/17 3:52 pm

I’ve been a Luke fan since 1977.

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Diogenes FreeMeBe
11/28/17 8:51 pm

Corvette Summer FTW! Yeah, baby!