Show of Hands

She wants the "D"

It depends if shes good lookin

I like how this one a lot more yes then the the question about a male at the door...lol

With a pistol !!!

if she's ringing the bell odds are she's not gonna try to kill you.

Depends on how hot she is.

sure, with my pistol in hand

From the ridiculous to the sublime.

My gosh. Lighten up people. Chicks are just jealous that they didn't think of responding with "Depends, is he naked" first.

Sexism: Only ugly bitches complain about it.

Or...she'd be most guys' wet dream.

Are you sure?

Depends. Is she hot?

Smile face lets say some maturing males. Real men don't do that.

Bryank, we know they're joking, but it reflects what men expect from women and the unfair way they judge them.

Might just be a female decoy wanting to get ur door open so the the guys can go to town. Think with your head, not your "head".

Obviously

If its a girl it's fine, Walter White is the one who knocks

In the managers class for sexual harassment they tell you clearly that saying you were joking is not an excuse. You have been notified...

You let her out of the kitchen? That's careless of you!

You know they're just kidding around, right?

Guys think that she might be giving free blowjobs.. But she's not :(

I say answer. They could need help... Or they could be a murderer...
But I think the former is more realistic.

Since I live behind a fence and locked gate I will answer with handgun in hand.

has anyone seen the movie "the strangers"? no thanks!

If she wants sex? Then yes

;-) as long as you can keep on smiling and enjoying life, keep doing it. They will learn.

Wedaslaves, I agree :)

Thx

That's very... Zen, wedaslaves. I like it.

Susanr, when the hormones flow many things appear logical. When we are unaware we can touch so many buttons without even knowing what was done. Awareness is the first step to self evaluation and improvement. Gentle reminders to awareness are a good place to start. Enjoy being yourself too.

Depends if she's hot

Actually, it does make me cherish my non-sexist friends even more.

True, wedaslaves. There just seem so blasted many of them here who make nets like that, and don't seem to have a clue that its not funny. It's depressing.

heck no! id tell her to move on before I get my glock. dont expect anything but trouble when a stranger is beating on your door at o'dark thirty.

I would go through the back door and around to the front and greet her with my revolver at my side.

I'd be afraid to hear "I'm Chris Hanson of Dateline NBC"

Only the stupid ones think like that smile face. The more intelligent ones see the person. Trust me, you probably don't want to waste your time worrying about what they think, if any thinking at all. There are plenty of good kind people out there.

I guess it can be funny for some people. I know it's a joke, but it reflects the expectations men have for women in our society.

Yep

Well the females in my house (who are secure in themselves and their own abilities) gave it a little laugh. Their response was that they understood clearly that it was a joke and took it as such. I live with intelligent, grounded females. :)

Yes with the same restrictions as for a male stranger. Cast iron skillet (or other weapon) in one hand cell phone one click from dialing 911 in the other "vicious" dog at my feet, preferably through the screens of my breezeway with a locked door between us

Is she hot?

Men expect women to take it as a joke, but it's not funny to see women as anything less that your equal and treat them with that kind of disrespect. Just saying.

People are WAY too uptight... It's a joke. It was good for a chuckle. Get over it.

Sexism isn't funny. Except, of course, to (some) men.

Take a joke damn no one has a sense of humor

Knock on my door in the middle of the night and I'm going to come outside and beat you senseless with a stick then go back in without a word.

I get up very early for work.

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No fatties.