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TRayLA
01/24/18 5:08 pm

“She deserved to win”
🤮

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ladyniner81 no hope for humanity
11/24/17 12:11 am

The dogs are the turkey

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missmorganmarie ...
11/23/17 3:23 pm

fat people get salad 😂😂😂😂😂

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jlong105 Indiana
11/23/17 2:22 pm

Your sister (or brother) is hot!

jlong105 Indiana
11/23/17 2:23 pm

Or

Married the wrong sister

missmorganmarie ...
11/23/17 3:24 pm

omg 😂😂

jlong105 Indiana
11/23/17 2:18 pm

He just wouldn’t die!

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JustHarry FL
11/23/17 11:44 am

Wife’s family talking politics

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jlong105 Indiana
11/23/17 11:43 am

Should we swap wives?

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jlong105 Indiana
11/23/17 11:43 am

We are getting divorced.

(Pick your favorite couple)

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jlong105 Indiana
11/23/17 11:39 am

The police are here

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FATSHADOW Cyborg Gorilla
11/23/17 11:19 am

Came In the Turkey.

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willg basically Dulles Airport
11/23/17 11:21 am

That's just special sauce...

voc I am...what I am
11/23/17 10:55 am

Daddy got me pregnant

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meow1177
11/23/17 10:03 am

This is not vegan

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dawl adulting
11/23/17 9:54 am

That turkey is breathing

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Vontrillex VC Nobody
11/23/17 9:33 am

This turkey was moldy

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missmorganmarie ...
11/23/17 8:48 am

and it's not yours! 😂😂😂

willg basically Dulles Airport
11/23/17 9:02 am

Said between a 12 year old niece and her brother...

Vontrillex VC Nobody
11/23/17 7:07 am

Where's the rat poisoning?

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Vontrillex VC Nobody
11/23/17 7:05 am

Where is the roach?

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willg basically Dulles Airport
11/23/17 6:19 am

“Where is that band-aid”

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chinito Florida
11/23/17 5:59 am

Attention everyone:

Allahu Akbar!!!

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indie California
11/23/17 5:52 am

Everyone here bores me.

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suppressedID That is my secret Cap
11/23/17 5:05 am

Pedophilia isn’t all wrong.

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SuperAgain They lie, Get Over It
11/23/17 3:23 am

Trump pardoned our turkey!

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4boot LaTrineodeur, MN
11/23/17 3:07 am

Moldy fridge leftovers stuffing

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Isomax TIC TOC
11/23/17 2:42 am

Table centerpiece constructed of dirty gym socks.

lostriver Oregon
11/23/17 2:01 am

The kitchen’s on fire.

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PB246 California
11/23/17 1:48 am

I made everything paleo

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Rosalie Care A Lot
11/23/17 1:32 am

Where is the hamster?

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gluxford1 Arizona
11/23/17 1:32 am

I invited some strung-out bums off the street to have Thanksgiving dinner with us. Just a fair warning though, one is a mildly violent schizophrenic who is off his meds and the other kind of looks like that FBI Most Wanted poster of the guy who eats his victims. Oh well, probably nothing to worry about. Let's eat!

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ReligiousCommie No Longer Active
11/23/17 7:10 am

That is 58 words. You have failed. The police will be at your door shortly.

gluxford1 Arizona
11/23/17 8:19 am

Oops. 😂

gluxford1 Arizona
11/23/17 8:33 am

I was half-awake and buzzed when I answered this question, hence the 54 extra words.

gluxford1 Arizona
11/23/17 8:45 am

Let this be a lesson to you. Never drink and SOH, kids! 😂

ReyG
11/22/17 11:36 pm

😂😂😂

BigBalls
11/22/17 10:31 pm

I shit my pants.

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Zach21 California
11/22/17 10:25 pm

This tastes like crap

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SRK1989
11/22/17 10:11 pm

I am not going.

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NexusBlue California
11/22/17 10:09 pm

Ham : like human meat.

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ctskapski x
11/22/17 10:08 pm

Oh... Mom cooked this....

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DunkinFrunk Austin area, Texas
11/22/17 9:59 pm

So, Where’s the cocaine?

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Suzan Hawaii
11/22/17 9:44 pm

I can do it in two letters: P U

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jlong105 Indiana
11/22/17 9:43 pm

Stuff turkey with dick

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jlong105 Indiana
11/22/17 9:42 pm

We are going Vegan

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jlong105 Indiana
11/22/17 9:41 pm

You’re grandfather finally died!

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Louderthebetter
11/23/17 12:50 am

😂why is that Funny?🤣😂😂🤣

missmorganmarie ...
11/22/17 9:38 pm

everything's puréed this year

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