Squidtopia needs your help! Thomas Brunell write a book titled ‘Why competitive elections are bad for America.’ I want to remain in power as Emperor of Squidtopia, should I put Thomas in charge of the census?
You’re better than that. Use John Wesley Powell.
Diabolical! A sure choice of evil geniuses.
I’m offering my services as independent council in the event that anyone alleges election tampering.
Yo, Calimari Kid! Sure, give ol' Tom the same chance at assuming charge of your elections, as you would give anyone. It shouldn’t have any influence on the outcome, however, because you’re a good, kind, fair, strong, and wise Emperor. Your reign has made you so beloved by your subjects, there IS NO COMPETITION. Any who enter THIS race, enter to become the first place loser!
Of course - independent research.
No way, he's going to stir up trouble
The Emperor? With or without cloths.
I prefer without. My constituents prefer with.
Kinda run around naked eh? You don’t ask your subjects to watch you shower?
Happy Thanksgiving if that’s done in Squidtopia.
I don’t ask them to watch me shower....but hey....whatever keeps them happy. We have a day of thanksgiving here....but no turkey or bread. Lots of crab, shrimp & shellfish.