Show of HandsShow of Hands

Squidboy November 21st, 2017 5:13pm

Squidtopia needs your help! Thomas Brunell write a book titled β€˜Why competitive elections are bad for America.’ I want to remain in power as Emperor of Squidtopia, should I put Thomas in charge of the census?

4 Liked

Comments: Add Comment

Squidboy Snarkapottamus
11/21/17 1:42 pm

Diabolical! A sure choice of evil geniuses.

WorstGooEver Nuke the Hurricanes
11/21/17 1:21 pm

I’m offering my services as independent council in the event that anyone alleges election tampering.

gonzoboy Arizona
11/21/17 1:10 pm

Yo, Calimari Kid! Sure, give ol' Tom the same chance at assuming charge of your elections, as you would give anyone. It shouldn’t have any influence on the outcome, however, because you’re a good, kind, fair, strong, and wise Emperor. Your reign has made you so beloved by your subjects, there IS NO COMPETITION. Any who enter THIS race, enter to become the first place loser!

Alcerus fascist
11/21/17 10:49 am

No way, he's going to stir up trouble

rons screw politicians
11/21/17 10:15 am

The Emperor? With or without cloths.

Squidboy Snarkapottamus
11/21/17 11:01 am

I prefer without. My constituents prefer with.

rons screw politicians
11/21/17 12:20 pm

Kinda run around naked eh? You don’t ask your subjects to watch you shower?
Happy Thanksgiving if that’s done in Squidtopia.

Squidboy Snarkapottamus
11/21/17 12:43 pm

I don’t ask them to watch me shower....but hey....whatever keeps them happy. We have a day of thanksgiving here....but no turkey or bread. Lots of crab, shrimp & shellfish.