Have you ever 'Crop Dusted' anyone?
I've been on both sides and it's never pretty. My favorite is to drop a bomb and then start asking people around me if they smell popcorn so they get the full flavor 😁
I once asked my brother to help me with some kind of homework. I told him to exhale all the air in his lungs while I ripped a quiet one. Then I said at the count if three you inhale all the air you can....
I teach. Of course I cropdust!
Lol! Wow, you can get two rows at once, and no one can say anything 'cause you're the teacher...oh, that's perfect!
My favorite incident is actually a failed one. I was on break at work, I had a fart on deck, and I was eyeing a bench with several people I knew sitting on it. Well, I got tunnel vision, because when I let that fart rip, in preparation for my grand sweep, a guy behind me jumped up and sputtered, 'Dude, are you fucking kidding me?!' I had unwittingly blasted him right in his face!
No idea what it is.
Well, I never flew a crop dusting plane...
Farting while running away from the scene.
No. But I was crop dusted last week. Then she stunk up the bathroom. It was pungent and everywhere. We all wanted to puke.