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Praetorianus November 14th, 2017 5:21am

Scenario: you live in a Suburban house. One morning, looking out the window you notice a dogwalker let his dog do its "business" on your front yard lawn. Would that make you angry?

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WorstGooEver Nuke the Hurricanes
11/19/17 5:49 pm

The only thing that matters is if the dog walker picked it up. When a dog needs to go, a dog goes.

Carcano Luke 10 19
11/18/17 6:45 am

I'd be outside throwing it at him.

HammeringMan Gods Away On Business
11/14/17 7:31 pm

Front is xeroscaped
Dog has to negotiate sharp rocks and cactus
If he is that determined, he probably had to go real bad. Two hot days of sunshine and dry heat that stuff will blow over to my neighbors anyway

Zach21 California
11/14/17 10:59 am

No big deal if they pick it up. Otherwise I'd be mad.

MannIsMe Did You Assume My Party
11/14/17 9:38 am

Just pick it up and we cool.

sea California
11/14/17 8:49 am

Yes I would be mad. It’s low class and rude to leave poop at someone’s house. Not to mention unsanitary and smelly and gross.

fmm Philadelphia suburb
11/14/17 8:31 am

if they clean it up no issue

shygal47 Florida east coast
11/14/17 8:02 am

I had someone that consistently let their dog do their business on my lawn and never cleaned it up. I did.
Finally I made a 2’ x 2’ sign and posted it: I don’t have dogs, clean it up - and provided bags. I planted it in the favored location and within 2 days the person changed their walking route.

11/14/17 6:44 am

No big deal if the dog walker pick it up. Leaving it for me to clean up will get you the hose.

spring27 California
11/14/17 6:01 am

As long as they clean it up.

liam2013 iowa
11/14/17 5:42 am

If they then pick it up and bag it, I let it go. If not I will go out and confront them. Area ordinance requires dog owner to pick up crap.

jrpacman Pensum iocus est
11/14/17 5:39 am

I live at the top of a long driveway so they would have to go out of their way to get to my front yard... It would feel like it was personal šŸ˜‚


jfish82285 Tennessean in Colorado
11/14/17 5:16 am

No, I wouldn’t really care.

Liberty 4,032,064
11/14/17 4:38 am

Yeah that’s extremely rude and, on top of that, trespassing.

Liberty 4,032,064
11/14/17 4:41 am

I’d figure out some way to electrify the first few feet of my property. That’d probably be the most effective and discreet.

ProudAmerican45 North Joisey
11/14/17 3:18 am

As long as they pickup the dog crap šŸ’© Iļø don’t care..

CrazDab Florida
11/14/17 2:06 am

The young me wouldn't have cared. But the now me cares a bit because I don't want to step in it while mowing the grass šŸ™…‍ā™‚ļø
If I had a lawn company cutting my grass, I wouldn't care again šŸ¤·‍ā™‚ļøšŸ˜‚

jmw7477 Indiana
11/14/17 12:47 am

We have 2 dogs, 2 cats, and 14 chickens. As long as it wasn’t right next to my door or car, I wouldn’t care.

Diogenes FreeMeBe
11/13/17 11:37 pm

No. I'll just clean it up. If it happens multiple times, I'll collect them, put them in a brown paper bag, set it ablaze at his front door, ring the doorbell like a Tourette's patient and run.

phalnx Ohio
11/13/17 11:08 pm

I have a neighbor that used to do that. Every day it was like dogshit roulette...which one of our yards was gonna get it? I hated stunk when I ran over it with the mower, and it stunk again when I had to empty the mulch bag. I finally got sick enough of it to go out and give her a nasty glare. She got the hasn't happened since.

Chante97 Detroit
11/13/17 10:37 pm

One time? No worries. Dogs are adorable and it's easy to clean up.

Zod Above Pugetropolis
11/13/17 10:36 pm

There’s no excuse for that. Ever. Maybe by tomorrow of the next day the motion -activated in-ground sprinklers will be online.

Cole12 ...
11/13/17 10:27 pm

Yes, it's incredibly rude. I'd feel a strong desire to run outside and punch the asshole in the face. Only someone who thinks they're better than me would let their dog shit in my yard, and I can't let someone like that think they're better than me.

Praetorianus Fair enough.
11/13/17 10:31 pm

Now we really got an angry young man here. Sad.

Domino3 Abolish the ATF
11/13/17 10:33 pm

I never would have taken you as a private property person..

4boot LaTrineodeur, MN
11/13/17 10:26 pm

"Hey asshole, did you forget something?"

Praetorianus Fair enough.
11/13/17 10:23 pm

I couldn't care less.
Not sure if it's good fertilizer but I wouldn't mind your pooch making a pile there.