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WorstGooEver November 5th, 2017 1:34am

The unholy substance coming out of my son’s butt is clearly not poop, but a more liquid version of the evil space monster at the beginning of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. Is this the Worst Goo Ever, or is he just getting warmed up?

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anniepoops fear the deer
11/05/17 11:09 am

Also, from my experience with babies, you have lots of different poop to experience. Poop of different colors, consistencies, textures, quiet poop, loud poop, poop that goes everywhere, etc. what a time to be alive! πŸ˜‰πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©

11/05/17 11:23 am

It’s fascinating!

anniepoops fear the deer
11/05/17 11:31 am

Hahaha it is!

WorstGooEver Nuke the Hurricanes
11/05/17 12:38 pm

My baby will obviously be a special case and soon transition to pooping little easy to clean pellets like a rabbit.

11/05/17 1:03 pm

Nice little blowouts...:)

If I can offer one nugget (pun intended) of gold, have a basket of onesies and those little blankets nearby because they burn through them like lightning! We had a pack n play that was also a changing table and half of it was loaded with clean stuff, diapers and wipes/cream. Just know. This is not the worst Goo ever. That comes around 2 when they get artistic with their poop. Lol!

anniepoops fear the deer
11/05/17 1:08 pm

Yes, wait for potential poop art! They'll throw in a clean poop just to keep you on your toes. πŸ’©

suppressedID anti Gilead
11/05/17 6:53 am

I’m impressed you have the energy to keep posting to SOH! πŸ‘πŸ»

I expected a slow fade to a hiatus. The Force is strong with you.

missmorganmarie ...
11/05/17 1:43 am

omg where is the user obsessed with poop?? they would love this poll πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

11/05/17 4:50 am


missmorganmarie ...
11/06/17 8:31 am

thank you mcw!!

Squidboy Snarkapottamus
11/04/17 9:26 pm

There is something humbling about becoming a parent. Enjoy the ride.

11/04/17 8:58 pm

Wait a few days and it will look like he at a shitload of sesame seeds. Truth...then you know your in business.

ProudAmerican45 North Joisey
11/05/17 4:03 am

☝🏻agree..I breast fed..and when I saw what I thought was sesame seeds..I freaked..and called the doctor..she laughed and said it was normal..

11/05/17 4:49 am

I must have called the doctor twice a week for the first 6 weeks! Is this normal? Is that normal? Lol it’s ok though. They are expecting it!

cpaswr just say the letters
11/04/17 8:32 pm

And when you think that you’ve seen it all, you will see something new.

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
11/04/17 6:40 pm

Only this year did I mistakenly reveal to my wife my sense of smell is quite poor. Now these instances are all mine.


Alcerus fascist
11/04/17 6:41 pm

Thank you for the heads up! I have like 15% smellability. Not trying to get all the poop jobs haha

WorstGooEver Nuke the Hurricanes
11/04/17 8:48 pm

My wife already knows my sense of smell is awful 😭

11/04/17 6:38 pm

You will see colors and smell smells that you never imagined