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Show Of Hands June 9th, 2017 9:20pm

Do you think you are more attractive than the average American?

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tdaddy Kentucky
06/13/17 3:14 am

Yes, but only because most people do an awful job of maintaining a healthy BMI.

ladyniner81 no hope for humanity
06/12/17 10:25 pm

I'm homely. I used to think I was serious ugly because I hated my fat little nose, but you gotta live with what you have

bonemouth lost in the wilderness
06/12/17 10:22 am

Well except for my paunch belly, my missing teeth and my balding head I'm really a heartthrob. With my sarcastic sense of humor I'm everybody's darling.

patriot321
06/11/17 3:54 pm

Delusional sumbitches.

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trash05
06/11/17 12:54 am

My friends call me pretty and lucky but that's not true

trash05
06/11/17 12:54 am

TBH I'm ugly af

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goldz oh this world
06/10/17 10:44 pm

I've been told I'm pretty, but I'm no model.

keamyx The Great state of Texas
06/10/17 8:22 pm

Absolutely!!! All you need is confidence to look good.

FieryFury America
06/10/17 2:37 pm

I think I'm average. Tell me what you think. Look at my profile pic and let me know.

JohnMan324 Rock N Roll
06/10/17 12:10 pm

I'm the most handsome guy to walk the earth.

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keamyx The Great state of Texas
06/10/17 8:23 pm

You must be my long lost twin.

CyanEide
06/10/17 11:26 am

The average age is 38 years, so chances are that most people younger than 30 are more attractive than the average American

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keamyx The Great state of Texas
06/10/17 8:25 pm

That is very discriminatory against your parents.

Maynard Londor
06/10/17 11:01 am

I take that back. I have the cutest floppy ears in America, probably the world. Believe me. 👌🏼

5thHM The Otherside
06/10/17 10:03 am

Beauty is in general eye of the beholder, so it can be argued this is subjective.

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ClassicalLib Southern California
06/10/17 12:59 pm

There are studies that disprove this idea. Yes, we don't all find the same things attractive but there are very clear general trends.

keamyx The Great state of Texas
06/10/17 8:27 pm

What do you think about the person in the mirror?

akrealist a log cabin in the woods
06/10/17 9:45 am

I don't know about others, but these kinds of polls kind of make me cringe. Like clockwork...the answers always consist of folks knocking themselves, or gloating, knocking others (usually while gloating), and a ton of profile-clicking, spared only by a few folks with a keen sense of humor.

EarlyBird Portland
06/10/17 8:44 am

If you like birds, I'm a beauty!

Maynard Londor
06/10/17 10:57 am

How do you type? That's impressive.

leilu SoCal
06/10/17 11:27 am

I don't know, I'd lean towards adorable before beautiful!!!

cornybread The Large Malus Fruit
06/10/17 8:18 am

I'm taking good care of my body, which is something the "average American" isn't notorious for. So in that sense, yes.

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gonzoboy Arizona
06/10/17 7:20 am

I say, "No". Though I'm not hideous and don't scare little children, I'm no Adonis either.
She tells me, "I think you're VERY attractive, but I kinda like you so it's probably skewed!"...🤔

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phalnx Ohio
06/10/17 5:40 am

Why yes, I'm amazingly attractive. Just look at my gorgeous orange skin and my trendy and immaculate hairstyle :D

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Counterpoint Deep in the heart of TX
06/10/17 3:37 am

Nah I'm fairly butt ugly. But I have a great personality. Tell me I'm pretty.
😞

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mstory918 Manhattan
06/10/17 2:42 am

Solid 9. I go out and literally get groped.

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Gunfighter06 Iowa, since 1846
06/10/17 12:14 am

My face is probably a "5", my body is an "8", and my personality is a "3". My attractiveness is more or less a moot point, since I think most women my age are conniving bitches who couldn't give a straight answer or hold a genuine conversation to save their lives.

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dftdddsf
06/10/17 9:29 am

I'm gonna guess your dick is a "3"" 😉

Gunfighter06 Iowa, since 1846
06/10/17 1:26 pm

No, that's actually a "5", because it's exactly average size.

moonshot More often I know nothing
06/09/17 11:26 pm

I once was, then age hit.

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moonshot More often I know nothing
06/09/17 11:30 pm

A better question would be "Are you more attractive than the average person of your age and gender?"

phalnx Ohio
06/10/17 5:34 am

Lol! I know what you mean 👴😱😭

Advil sc
06/09/17 9:38 pm

I'm not that attractive.

I know how homily I are.
I know my face is no star.
I don't mind it,
because I'm behind it.
The fellow gets the jar.

CMWF5 Georgia
06/09/17 8:33 pm

I don't think I'm above average on anything, except being awkward and quirky. That's never bothered me though. Even though I'm peculiar and quirky I've never had a problem fitting in... even though I never cared about fitting in.

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Tyler95 Wisconsin
06/09/17 8:05 pm

I'm too skinny. My face is alright though haha

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Korosensei Maine
06/09/17 7:49 pm

My facial features are actually really nice and I have no qualms about saying it but I'm overweight and don't have great skin

NDAmerican Florida
06/09/17 7:00 pm

Not for me to decide, I'm proud of who I am. The Army keeps me in pretty good shape

Loveus
06/09/17 6:36 pm

Doesn't take much. Most Americans are obese

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Luginbuhl Wandering
06/09/17 7:21 pm

Untrue, but thanks for the generalization

phalnx Ohio
06/10/17 5:37 am

Untrue?! I've been all over this country. We're fat, alright! (Not all of us, but the exceptions prove the rule).

Luginbuhl Wandering
06/10/17 5:45 am

She said most Americans are obese. That's untrue. Exceptions are not "most"

phalnx Ohio
06/10/17 5:55 am

The exceptions are the people who aren't fat. I agree with her...drive around and play 'Count The Gastropods' sometime...you'll run out of fingers and toes in about 10 seconds :D.

Luginbuhl Wandering
06/10/17 6:07 am

Then you're spending too much time in McDonald's mate. If you just walk around the ratio of medically obese people to just regular folks is lower.

phalnx Ohio
06/10/17 6:10 am

It might vary a bit from region to region. I'm in the Midwest. 'Nuff said.

GoCougs Washington
06/10/17 9:35 am

It's actually pretty close to true...
1/3 of Americans are considered obese and 2/3 are considered overweight or obese.
www.niddk.nih.gov/health-information/health-statistics/overweight-obesity

Loveus
06/10/17 11:49 am

@phalanx this is too funny!

xop
06/09/17 6:26 pm

My body is a diseased and ravaged shell for my brain to desperately control

sea California
06/09/17 6:24 pm

Looks: average
Personality: above average
Ambition: above average

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EarlyBird Portland
06/10/17 8:43 am

You get 5 extra points for ambition. Very attractive.

willg basically Dulles Airport
06/09/17 6:23 pm

I'm definitively not above average in looks. At very best I am average. I let my personality fill in the gaps in physical attractiveness.

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MJK Pittsburgh, PA
06/09/17 6:09 pm

No, but I'm fine with being average.

orgblu10 Shamerica
06/09/17 5:55 pm

I have no evidence that anyone actually thinks that, so I'm forced to go along with the majority opinion.

Zod Above Pugetropolis
06/09/17 5:29 pm

Not so ugly as to terrify small kids or puppies, but ugly enough to feel right at home in the local national chain discount store.

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Emily33 North Carolina
06/09/17 5:16 pm

Probably not. I've never been very confident in my appearance.

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Fungi Charlotte NC
06/09/17 5:11 pm

Of course! I mean,,,, look at my gorgeous pumpkin-head! LOL

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Izzynius
06/09/17 5:11 pm

I let you decide. What do you think? Check my profile.

FieryFury America
06/10/17 2:37 pm

Strangely, it almost looks like u pasted the head onto that body in your profile. Not to sound mean, but that's what it looks like

But, to me, face is pretty average

Izzynius
06/10/17 2:42 pm

I do take a little offense to what you said in the first part. That my head looks pasted into the body.

Though, thanks for the opinion anyway.

Izzynius
06/10/17 2:47 pm

And no, I did not do any pasting.

phalnx Ohio
06/10/17 6:28 pm

...he's right, though. Must be some trick of perspective, like your head was leaning forward when you took that. It almost looks like Charlie Brown-sized.

Izzynius
06/10/17 6:32 pm

Alright, you convinced me to retake a picture for my profile.

phalnx Ohio
06/10/17 6:47 pm

Lol! Glad we could help :D.

Izzynius
06/10/17 9:20 pm

I decided that I will keep my profile picture for a little while more. I like this one enough. I will retake a picture of myself when I grow out a little more hair. My hair kind of short due to a haircut a week ago and I prefer having longer hair in pictures.

IEatzCookies Alderaan
06/09/17 4:51 pm

single with kids are the most narcissistic, might be why they are single with kids.

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Finny Conservative Lesbian
06/09/17 4:28 pm

Considering I work out and eat healthy thus having a very toned body in addition to a very feminine face for a women, yes.

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bobbyjindal3 Michigan
06/09/17 5:29 pm

You must be white trash. You ain't cute. Eat your ovaries are drying up.

Finny Conservative Lesbian
06/09/17 6:28 pm

If working out and eating healthy are the only qualifiers for being white trash as that's all you know from that comment...sure ?

Finny Conservative Lesbian
06/09/17 6:28 pm

Maybe you should also use correct grammar if you're going to be calling someone white trash.

CoffeeNow Powderpuff Leftist
06/09/17 8:03 pm

That's just bobby's way of saying he likes you. I wish he told me my ovaries are drying up

Finny Conservative Lesbian
06/09/17 8:08 pm

😂

Tell him I said his dick is shivered and his tracker trailer is moldy

WallyBarbuckle
06/09/17 4:35 pm

Then you are. Because the average American is 50 lbs overweight. Which means they're out of the dating pool in my book.