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CoffeeNow June 2nd, 2017 2:16am

If I offered you $20 for your soul, would you accept? All you'd have to do is write on a piece of paper that I own your soul and sign it.

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phalnx Ohio
06/03/17 6:12 am

Sure. I'm a realist...all that does is put $20 of your money into my pocket.

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ReligiousCommie No Longer Active
06/03/17 5:59 am

You would probably use it as a dildo. No.

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CoffeeNow Powderpuff Leftist
06/02/17 5:43 am

Looks like I need to move my soul-buying business to Maine

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clmcd42 Texas
06/02/17 4:38 am

Yeah of course. Souls don't exist. I'll sell you my invisible pet unicorn as well if you're buying

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CoffeeNow Powderpuff Leftist
06/02/17 5:40 am

There's not much of a market for invisible pet unicorns though. I'll give you $1

FATSHADOW Cyborg Gorilla
06/02/17 4:33 am

I did this in high school with tic tac toe instead of money bc theres still dummies in the world that do t know how to never lose at tic tac toe.

Had myself a dozen or so souls to trade for mine later.

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Mark3
06/02/17 2:54 am

Wait!
Did you just catch The Devil and Daniel Webster on TCM?

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CoffeeNow Powderpuff Leftist
06/02/17 5:39 am

I didn't, was it about this?

Mark3
06/02/17 6:36 am

Yup. New England farmer sells his soul and is defended against collection by none other than.

Old, black and white, classic movie. I've only seen it twice but would again. Now that you've reminded me of it, maybe Netflix has it.

Mark3
06/02/17 8:08 am

Here's a link to get a bit it.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=NSIIF85O4fE

Mark3
06/02/17 8:08 am

And Netflix does have it, coming to me soon. Thanks.

laxgoalie Cleveland
06/01/17 9:32 pm

You sure. satan maybe not

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Kamden popular revolt
06/02/17 3:08 am

How can you know Coffee isn't Satan?

clmcd42 Texas
06/02/17 4:37 am

Damn lax. Satan would have such an easy time tricking you into handing over your soul if he existed

CoffeeNow Powderpuff Leftist
06/02/17 5:39 am

It's true. I am Satan

laxgoalie Cleveland
06/02/17 7:33 am

But like what is a soul anyway. How do I even know what I am trading away. Has anybody here ever seen a soul.

gow488 Wisconsin
06/01/17 9:05 pm

We've got a deal.

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mpurple oh no. trump won.
06/01/17 7:57 pm

My soul is worth 25.

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badattitude no place like home
06/01/17 7:38 pm

My lawyer told me not to sign anything.

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Kamden popular revolt
06/01/17 7:18 pm

I wonder how legally binding that is...

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CoffeeNow Powderpuff Leftist
06/01/17 7:26 pm

Probably a moot point for any earthly lawyer since souls have no earthly purpose or value

All depends if you think (1) there's a God and (2) souls exist and (3) you think said god cares about a contract like this

badattitude no place like home
06/01/17 11:16 pm

The FAA wants to know how many souls I have onboard if I have an emergency. They count adults and children, but not dogs. I have a problem with that because most dogs have more soul than most people.

Cole12 ...
06/01/17 7:18 pm

Souls don't exist, so sure. I'll take 2 seconds to write a few words on a piece of paper for $20.

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Zach21 California
06/01/17 7:35 pm

They do exist.

GlockMan1 Alabama
06/01/17 7:39 pm

Cole....I did not realize you were omniscient. Only a person who is omniscient could make a bold statement like you just made.

badattitude no place like home
06/01/17 11:17 pm

The FAA thinks souls exist. They ask for souls onboard if you have an emergency. Unfortunately they don't count dogs, even they have more soul than most people.