If I offered you $20 for your soul, would you accept? All you'd have to do is write on a piece of paper that I own your soul and sign it.
Sure. I'm a realist...all that does is put $20 of your money into my pocket.
You would probably use it as a dildo. No.
Looks like I need to move my soul-buying business to Maine
Yeah of course. Souls don't exist. I'll sell you my invisible pet unicorn as well if you're buying
There's not much of a market for invisible pet unicorns though. I'll give you $1
I did this in high school with tic tac toe instead of money bc theres still dummies in the world that do t know how to never lose at tic tac toe.
Had myself a dozen or so souls to trade for mine later.
Did you just catch The Devil and Daniel Webster on TCM?
I didn't, was it about this?
Yup. New England farmer sells his soul and is defended against collection by none other than.
Old, black and white, classic movie. I've only seen it twice but would again. Now that you've reminded me of it, maybe Netflix has it.
Here's a link to get a bit it.
And Netflix does have it, coming to me soon. Thanks.
You sure. satan maybe not
How can you know Coffee isn't Satan?
Damn lax. Satan would have such an easy time tricking you into handing over your soul if he existed
It's true. I am Satan
But like what is a soul anyway. How do I even know what I am trading away. Has anybody here ever seen a soul.
We've got a deal.
My soul is worth 25.
$22, and I'll let you keep the pen
My lawyer told me not to sign anything.
I wonder how legally binding that is...
Probably a moot point for any earthly lawyer since souls have no earthly purpose or value
All depends if you think (1) there's a God and (2) souls exist and (3) you think said god cares about a contract like this
The FAA wants to know how many souls I have onboard if I have an emergency. They count adults and children, but not dogs. I have a problem with that because most dogs have more soul than most people.
Souls don't exist, so sure. I'll take 2 seconds to write a few words on a piece of paper for $20.
They do exist.
Cole....I did not realize you were omniscient. Only a person who is omniscient could make a bold statement like you just made.
Watch this:. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bart_Sells_His_Soul
The FAA thinks souls exist. They ask for souls onboard if you have an emergency. Unfortunately they don't count dogs, even they have more soul than most people.