Show of HandsShow of Hands

Squidboy May 16th, 2017 8:33pm

Your country calls! You are drafted into public service & have your choice of 2 jobs: White House Press Secretary or CIA field operative. Work begins next week, which do you choose?

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Squidboy Snarkapottamus
05/17/17 1:40 pm

Will it? With the orange menace compromising you to hostile countries?

MyRedSkirt Cali
05/16/17 10:57 pm

Press! They need someone who will tell the truth without bias. I like Trump. I voted for him. Do I trust him completely? Ya right. I 100% believe he asked Comey to stop investigation of Flynn. But he's done more good things in my opinion.

Obama, never liked him. To this day I don't believe he lied about being able to keep same doctor w/ Obamacare. I believe he assumed it was true.

WorstGooEver Nuke the Hurricanes
05/16/17 9:34 pm

CIA fieldwork sounds like it may have a longer life expectancy.

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MyRedSkirt Cali
05/16/17 10:58 pm

Well, if you lie then you'll do well as press. LOL!

LaReine Communist Lesbian
05/16/17 8:14 pm

CIA. I could bring good to the world by not doing my job.

Nik
05/16/17 5:52 pm

Press... under this administration I'd be fired before the end of the first press conference.

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Malekithe R lyeh
05/16/17 5:25 pm

Press. It would be the best press conferences ever

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TopsQueen Oregon Coast
05/16/17 4:35 pm

CIA. Who would suspect short slightly chunky old lady? With very thick glasses. People tend to talk to me.

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HoosierFan
05/16/17 4:16 pm

PressSec. The press are tough, but they won't kill or torture me!

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NKarta Please excuse my sanity
05/16/17 3:53 pm

Press secretary. I like discussing politics, I'm articulate, and besides it would be hard to spy in most places while still living as a religious Jew.

RussianThunder Russia and USA
05/16/17 2:47 pm

Press. I would be a terrible spy

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krannapple
05/16/17 3:24 pm

That's exactly what a spy would say, "RUSSIANTHUNDER."

RussianThunder Russia and USA
05/16/17 4:07 pm

LOL. You caught me. I'll go turn myself into the nearest FBI building lol

TopsQueen Oregon Coast
05/16/17 4:43 pm

Who would suspect it all grandma being a spy.

RagingMystic covfefe
05/16/17 2:46 pm

Press secretary for sure. That way I could tell the truth about the administration.

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Xemanis Neutral Good
05/16/17 2:54 pm

you could have started doing that without being a press secretary

RagingMystic covfefe
05/16/17 3:02 pm

Sean Spicer doesn't even do that

Xemanis Neutral Good
05/16/17 3:04 pm

I didn't say anything about him

RussianThunder Russia and USA
05/16/17 4:09 pm

I think if you have any integrity, you could not work for an administration that didn't want you to tell the truth.
I chose press because I reasoned lie or die. I chose lie. In reality, I could not do either. A press secretary has to talk and I am barely verbal.

skinner Wisconsin
05/16/17 2:06 pm

I would prefer to work as a CIA analyst, but I would work as a CIA field agent over trying to defend some of the words that come out of this president.

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Zod Above Pugetropolis
05/16/17 1:53 pm

I'd want to be a deep cover field agent. I'm not near sneaky or devoid of shame enough to be the press secretary in the current White House.

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jvl New Orleans
05/16/17 1:47 pm

Can I choose Airforce One pilot? It would be a shame if the they accidentally left Donald in Saudi Arabia next week.

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