Your country calls! You are drafted into public service & have your choice of 2 jobs: White House Press Secretary or CIA field operative. Work begins next week, which do you choose?
I'll talk to the press, I like talking
My lifespan will be longer.
Will it? With the orange menace compromising you to hostile countries?
Press! They need someone who will tell the truth without bias. I like Trump. I voted for him. Do I trust him completely? Ya right. I 100% believe he asked Comey to stop investigation of Flynn. But he's done more good things in my opinion.
Obama, never liked him. To this day I don't believe he lied about being able to keep same doctor w/ Obamacare. I believe he assumed it was true.
CIA fieldwork sounds like it may have a longer life expectancy.
Well, if you lie then you'll do well as press. LOL!
CIA. I could bring good to the world by not doing my job.
Press... under this administration I'd be fired before the end of the first press conference.
Press. It would be the best press conferences ever
CIA. Who would suspect short slightly chunky old lady? With very thick glasses. People tend to talk to me.
PressSec. The press are tough, but they won't kill or torture me!
Press secretary. I like discussing politics, I'm articulate, and besides it would be hard to spy in most places while still living as a religious Jew.
Press. I would be a terrible spy
That's exactly what a spy would say, "RUSSIANTHUNDER."
LOL. You caught me. I'll go turn myself into the nearest FBI building lol
Who would suspect it all grandma being a spy.
Press secretary for sure. That way I could tell the truth about the administration.
you could have started doing that without being a press secretary
Sean Spicer doesn't even do that
I didn't say anything about him
I think if you have any integrity, you could not work for an administration that didn't want you to tell the truth.
I chose press because I reasoned lie or die. I chose lie. In reality, I could not do either. A press secretary has to talk and I am barely verbal.
I would prefer to work as a CIA analyst, but I would work as a CIA field agent over trying to defend some of the words that come out of this president.
I'd want to be a deep cover field agent. I'm not near sneaky or devoid of shame enough to be the press secretary in the current White House.
Can I choose Airforce One pilot? It would be a shame if the they accidentally left Donald in Saudi Arabia next week.