You are in the bathroom. Someone stole the toilet paper. The thief then slides two items under the door: Sandpaper and plastic wrap. Which do you choose?
A leg off the boxers
Use the back side of sandpaper!
Double sided sandpaper
Don't complicate things awesomer ... Jk
That's exactly what I was thinking!!
Turn the sand paper over and it's just basically card board.
I'd abandon wiping and open the door. Then I'd proceed to use my foot on their face.
I'd put another body part in their face .. Share the stink
Either way, he deserves the chair.