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smacc DunningKruger
07/18/13 10:15 pm

Rob, fart poles?

Praetorianus Fair enough.
07/18/13 6:55 pm

Barely should be used for a small amount or extent (barely won, barely slept). A fart is something that happens or not, like pregnancy. The amount isn't usually important but it's there so it sounds wrong but barely ;)

Praetorianus Fair enough.
07/18/13 6:57 pm

It sounds right however if you stress the importance of the amount of gas and PUT it in the foreground:
Hey, that barely even WAS a fart.
That does NOT work with pregnancy.

dawl adulting
07/18/13 3:11 pm

I don't fart, I whisper in my panties ;-)

DavesNotHere where am I
07/18/13 3:31 pm

Somehow, you made farting sound sexy:-)

Rob Be Safe Be Smart
07/18/13 4:26 pm

At least you helped me make my point that this is a good question. Not only a contest winning good question...

Charence East Tennessee
07/18/13 7:45 pm

My ex-wife used the same terminology exactly. Hehe hadn't heard anyone else say that. She'd say she was gonna "whisper" and could blow the comforter off of the bed into the ceiling fan. Whisper my foot. :(

Zod Above Pugetropolis
07/18/13 2:40 pm

If it announces itself, even silently, it's a full-on fart.

DavesNotHere where am I
07/18/13 3:32 pm

Silent but deadly!!

07/18/13 2:23 pm

Is $25 really worth it?

Rob Be Safe Be Smart
07/18/13 2:25 pm

...numbers just fell off a cliff.

eLucidate writing
07/18/13 2:42 pm

You may just squeak this one out...

XercesBlue ...
07/18/13 3:16 pm

It's not about the money for me.. I enjoy the competition. I know I'm not going to win, but the fun is in the trying. The title is awesome in itself though.