Do you have a typical high school diploma or some other equivalent?
I got expelled from High School... (In 1978)
Hitting a teacher in the face with a pie.
That was the excuse - I was very anti-establishment back then & it created a lot of animosity between me and the school administration.
Pieing teachers the last week of school had been a long-standing tradition until I did it...
Actually neither. But I'm working on my diploma :)