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Show Of Hands July 17th, 2013 7:48pm

You have to give one or the other up for the rest of your life. Which do you keep?

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escapist xoxo
07/24/13 3:23 am

Easy- Ive never had bacon before and it looks disgusting

HPisBS now north
07/23/13 8:20 pm

Need butter/margarine for toast.

07/23/13 6:27 pm

I picked butter, but I've given up both without any issues...

darthezu Philly
07/23/13 10:25 am

Butter cuz you can use other types of oil in its place. Nothing can replace the taste of bacon because its the taste of freedom.

theNobamist Silicon Valley
07/22/13 10:18 pm

You can use the bacon drippings in place of butter for cooking! (ask your grandmother why her cooking was so good)

steelcity Pittsburgh
07/23/13 4:37 am

Yeah toast with bacon drippings is an excellent replacement for butter!

07/22/13 11:48 am

Don't really like or eat much of either. Guess I would keep butter for the occasionally cookie.

theNobamist Silicon Valley
07/22/13 10:18 pm

Won't they exile you from Texas for that?

Minyanko Tumblr
07/22/13 10:34 pm

Haven't yet :) But I did have someone jokingly say that it's unamerican to not like bacon

07/21/13 7:00 am

I don't like butter on my food but its in so many foods, especially baked goods, I think I would rather give up bacon. I don't eat bacon that often anyway. Although it is delicious.

sarah1911 Poolesville MD
07/20/13 1:33 pm

How is it that so many more would keep butter? There are so many alternatives for butter but almost nothing does justice to sub for bacon.

07/19/13 7:05 pm

That was easy I don't like bacon haha

musiklady Earth
07/19/13 4:09 pm

Lol that was easy. I'm vegetarian. :P

stilicho Terra La La
07/19/13 3:19 pm

Well, at least I can keep my beef.

07/19/13 5:05 am

I gave up pork almost 7 years ago... Don't miss it.

07/19/13 12:04 am

Never give up that bacon

07/18/13 11:20 pm

>I'll probably be lynched for that

Minyanko Tumblr
07/21/13 1:35 pm

Agreed. Bacon is gross and I had someone say yesterday "It is UNAMERICAN to like bacon."

theNobamist Silicon Valley
07/22/13 10:20 pm

Until that politician goes campaigning.

smacc DunningKruger
07/18/13 10:29 pm

I've been going back and forth on this very important choice. I have to go with butter. It has more range.

Futurama St. Thomas Estate Fortuna
07/18/13 8:35 pm

Touch the butter and ill kill you. I love making bread. And cookies and that's all I got.

2ndafe Flat lands of Ohio
07/18/13 7:49 pm

What kind of sick, demented question is this? This is like holding my family hostage and then asking me which of my children I want to live!

violence Pretty hate machine
07/18/13 6:40 pm

I don't eat either of them. It's not hard.

strangled Kansas
07/18/13 6:36 pm


sullman98 Mount Juliet
07/18/13 6:16 pm

Butter may be in everything, but there are substitutes. I can't live without my bacon!!

kateXcore Dark side of the moon
07/18/13 6:01 pm

Bacon. I can cook with margarine and put bacon grease on my food instead of butter. Yum!!

07/18/13 5:50 pm

Vegan, so I eat neither already. Tempeh bacon and Earth Balance for me!

07/18/13 4:33 pm

Ill eat margarine???? Bacon for me!!

07/18/13 3:49 pm

Can't do much baking without butter. Or make good sauces. Pretty much a staple in cooking. Bacon is delicious, but I could live without it.

07/18/13 2:17 pm

Butter is used for cooking so much.

ajguenth1 Bloomington, IN
07/18/13 1:25 pm

I'm a vegan, sooooo... I guess I'd rather keep butter-flavored products than soy bacon.

rcgrant south carolina
07/18/13 1:10 pm

dang being from s.c. both are daily staples. I don't have any friends that churn butter but several who slaughter hawgs.
got to say I would give up butter

readhp1008 Hogwarts
07/18/13 12:39 pm

Butter or margarine? Because if it is just butter, then bacon, but if it's both butter and margarine, then butter.

thutchings7 Florida
07/18/13 10:47 am

Wtf is with the obssesion with bacon recently, its been around for ages yet now people are estatic about it?

07/18/13 5:59 pm

Internet hive-mind has fetishized bacon.

EnginE3r Texas
07/18/13 10:20 am

Even though it tastes SO GOOD, I'd choose bacon because butter can be an ingredient in other delicious foods.

sozman Princeton
07/18/13 10:06 am

Both slowly kill you so does it matter?

ladyniner81 no hope for humanity
07/18/13 9:39 am

I already gave up bacon because my mom told me it was high in cholesterol, and being obese, mine was as high as a 88 year old man. (my doctor said) after losing weight, I don't use much low-fat butter, and I pretty much don't eat bacon :(

theavgguy I.E.
07/18/13 9:26 am

Bacon yes, but I will give you fight over turkey bacon.

07/18/13 8:44 am

I only say butter because I can't have bacon anymore :(

8ESBABY Houston
07/18/13 7:56 am

I eat more butter than bacon. I'm more of sausage kind if gal anyway.

theavgguy I.E.
07/18/13 9:31 am

Now that is something to fight for.

HPNerd Hogwarts
07/18/13 7:35 am

I've never had bacon.

07/18/13 6:00 pm

You're not missing much.

HPNerd Hogwarts
07/18/13 6:03 pm

Yep, I'm Jewish. And I know, it smells horrid, something with that bad a smell cannot possibly taste good.

RyanOH Ohio
07/18/13 6:26 am

That's a hard one, but so many things are cooked in butter, so butter, but God knows I love my bacon! ☺

07/18/13 5:30 am

Sorry bacon, but butter is in almost everything.

fergie Hobbit Hole
07/18/13 4:07 am

I will never, I say never surrender my bacon!

CBunny Oakland, CA
07/18/13 2:35 am

I use margarine, so I shall keep bacon!

sweetnes34 Outta Phucks
07/18/13 4:35 am

or you can use bacon grease!!

theavgguy I.E.
07/18/13 9:34 am

Good luck trying to bake with bacon grease. I can't even imagine a bacon flavored sweet cupcake.

sweetnes34 Outta Phucks
07/18/13 9:43 am

bacon and chocolate is delicious together. try it sometime

KudosToYou California
07/18/13 1:18 am

I will not use margarine when I bake.

07/18/13 12:27 am

I like bacon, but butter is used so much in cooking. Keeping butter is the only logical answer.

KudosToYou California
07/18/13 1:18 am

You can make baconaisse with bacon though.